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tippin a load of tampons in the princess diana memorial fountain

you cant do anything , its all controlled, secret services run through everything, you might get a hint of it , an innuendo, but try and drag someone else in to see n they get seduced by south aftrican (white) mercenerys, who tell them your mad. just pay me off - butyeah for a while i had enough cred to be paid off, all these little junior spies flitting in and around europe, squatting, cliquy fucks just like online, kicking out people for spurious transphobia, but never never bite the hand protest diana or mi5. eh whats the point. but iv wasted my bloody life! . premiership footballers give mw 3k to dirnk me self to deaht would be cooll
 
If you're going to dump something in the memorial pissoir - as many children seem to think of it - then surely a truckload of well-rotted horse manure would be apt?
 
ViolentPanda said:
If you're going to dump something in the memorial pissoir - as many children seem to think of it - then surely a truckload of well-rotted horse manure would be apt?
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A truckload of well-rotted horse manure is far too valuable to waste on this sort of childish stunt; I suggest raw sewage or the contents of a septic tank would be far more appropriate

(I'm sure any of us on the gardening thread would be able to suggest a far better destination if anyone does have a load of manure they want to get rid of, no questions asked...)
 
bimble said:
Mulcaster hello. I'm just a casual observer with nothing better to do on a Saturday night but.. You waited out a year of exile, brooding over the many wrongnesses of Pickman, and then came back dressed up as his favourite poet to have a go at him in a thread about tampons?:D
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:D:D:thumbs:

Donate tampons to a food bank & stick some washing powder in the fountain. That way you will get bubbles in the wind if nothing else.
 
MrSki said:
:D:D:thumbs:

Donate tampons to a food bank & stick some washing powder in the fountain. That way you will get bubbles in the wind if nothing else.
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WASHING POWDER - genius - because it was WHITEWASH - fist sensible suggestion wev had all day, and we take all the ketchup from the tyburn wetherspoons for blood - maybe not blood because she may have been spirited away to an iswland , i just think, was watching a programme of all the mourners and that - so much emotion about this distant figure, new labour, royalty, NOW - if that emotion could be turned to anger, or something - eh , but (there are things we cant know ... spooky things ... bad life for weoponlessdreamers if if tyants were not sometimes killed.. .. . ) - i believe this action could precipitate the destruction and dismantlement of the monarchy - and perhaps land me in the fixated threat assesment centre , - but seriously, when are they gonna offer me a carrot rather than a stick? bluff bluff bluster
 
kingfisher said:
WASHING POWDER - genius - because it was WHITEWASH - fist sensible suggestion wev had all day, and we take all the ketchup from the tyburn wetherspoons for blood - maybe not blood because she may have been spirited away to an iswland , i just think, was watching a programme of all the mourners and that - so much emotion about this distant figure, new labour, royalty, NOW - if that emotion could be turned to anger, or something - eh , but (there are things we cant know ... spooky things ... bad life for weoponlessdreamers if if tyants were not sometimes killed.. .. . ) - i believe this action could precipitate the destruction and dismantlement of the monarchy - and perhaps land me in the fixated threat assesment centre , - but seriously, when are they gonna offer me a carrot rather than a stick? bluff bluff bluster
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I'd have thought red food dye would be more effective in combination. Also I'd probably use washing up liquid if it's maximum foam you after.

I also think you should have a chat with the doc if you think that this action could precipitate the destruction and dismantlement of the monarchy.
 
Celyn said:
If "4/20" here refers to a date , as in 20th April, bearing in mind that the queen's 90th birthday is on 21st April, I wonder whether there's a risk of heightened security at all sorts of royalty-associated places.
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not to mention it being hitler's birthday on 20 april
 
Great drunk, go to the nearest supermarket to Hyde Park (I think there's one in Bayswater), nick some shopping trollies, drink some more, have fun dodging cops and pushing each other in the trollies through Hyde Park in the dark (this will be the best part), dump the trollies in the Princess Diana Memorial Fountain, have a spliff and a giggle about it, go home.

Fucking kids today, need spoon-feeding through everything.
 
im putting a pin in this for wednesday, i spent 30 notes on masks - (queen, diana , prince philip, charles) - and have been gathering testimony on dictaphone. the logistics and crowd funding of getting the white fiat uno were too much. over the next week we will be surveying visitors to the fountain and leafleting,
thanks for all your support
 
kingfisher said:
im putting a pin in this for wednesday, i spent 30 notes on masks - (queen, diana , prince philip, charles) - and have been gathering testimony on dictaphone. the logistics and crowd funding of getting the white fiat uno were too much. over the next week we will be surveying visitors to the fountain and leafleting,
thanks for all your support
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Why don't you leave the fountain alone for the people who get comfort from it? It's not doing you any harm, is it?
 
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