tippin a load of tampons in the princess diana memorial fountain

[mauvais]

No, the first rule of Fiat Club is to have comprehensive breakdown coverage.

 

[Pickman's model]

im dressign uop as white fiat uno

i can picture the scene as you try to make your escape: 'sarge, sarge, there's one of them over there in white cardboard boxes trying to look inconspicuous'

 

[Argonia]

oh yeah the tampons are in context with some red die, i cant r something , im not sure, but , yeah in revolutionary headquarters klamberth we have a load of tampons, shes a woman , , well spin it one way or another 9ACCEPT THE PREED SPLYMASTER SPYMASTER ARE YOU A SPY wh you called spymaster spymaster are you a spy - YOU CALLED SPYMASTER SPYMASTER ARE YOU A SPY -

Are you doing that thing where you type as fast as possible and don't correct the mistakes you make?

 

[bluescreen]

<snip>SPLYMASTER SPYMASTER ARE YOU A SPY wh you called spymaster spymaster are you a spy - YOU CALLED SPYMASTER SPYMASTER ARE YOU A SPY -

Hiding in plain sight?

 

[Pickman's model]

kingfisher's disguise: an artist's impression

 

[SpookyFrank]

Destroying tea by putting it in water, brilliant

 

[Pickman's model]

Destroying tea by putting it in water, brilliant

i wouldn't be surprised if one of kingfisher's ancestors had been behind the scheme.

 

[andysays]

No, the first rule of Fiat Club is to have comprehensive breakdown coverage.

Yeah, but we don't talk about that either, do we

 

[Spymaster]

oh yeah the tampons are in context with some red die, i cant r something , im not sure, but , yeah in revolutionary headquarters klamberth we have a load of tampons, shes a woman , , well spin it one way or another 9ACCEPT THE PREED SPLYMASTER SPYMASTER ARE YOU A SPY wh you called spymaster spymaster are you a spy - YOU CALLED SPYMASTER SPYMASTER ARE YOU A SPY -

Yeah.

 

[Pickman's model]

Yeah.

what i like about kingfisher is the originality of his thought

 

[Gromit]

Yeah, but we don't talk about that either, do we

That's because of embarrassment not any rule.

 

[bluescreen]

.

 

[bluescreen]

sorry, wrong thread

 

[Kanda]

Why do people like this exist... /sigh

 

[Pickman's model]

sorry, wrong thread

Why do people like this exist... /sigh

not very kind to bluescreen

 

[bluescreen]

 

[Gromit]

See! This is why dead people can't have nice things.

 

[Pickman's model]

An acolyte of The Great Beast openly admitting to encounters with twelve year old boys? Doesn't sound altogether healthy to me Sebastian.

And what's with all this "auld" business? Is there nothing about you that isn't affectation? There's the farcical class war anarchist posturing which, from a public school educated poshboy, is as ludicrous as it is cliched, then there's your humid, masturbatory fever-dream fascination with the occult plus the needly, wheedly nit-picky-pedant persona that's caused about forty-odd people to (not unreasonably) decide to suffer you no more and place you on ignore. Then as well there's the insertion of the letter "k" in places no k should ever know.

Seriously Sebastian is there anything behind the curtain?

Sort it out ffs.

why was it you were banned frances? remind me. what is it you find so alluring about urban that you can't or won't find something better to do with your weekend but show what a sad obsessive you are?

 

[bimble]

humid, masturbatory fever-dream fascination with the occult

as insults go, that's quite alluring.

 

[Pickman's model]

as insults go, that's quite alluring.

i find his implied claim never to have hung round with 12 year auld boys likely true. i doubt his fellow pupils wanted anything to do with him.

 

[Pickman's model]

I'm no more sad or obsessive than you or anyone else who posts on here. Just coz I'm banned you think I shouldn't post anymore? Who'd have thought an anarchist would be such a stickler for the rules?

didn't you get banned for racism?

 

[Pickman's model]

For a year yes - I served out that year then you, you snidey-arse little weasel colluded with the four-eyed inadequate Friggers to set me up for a permo on that call out thread you did for me. With the help of andysays(fuck all of any consequence) and the attention seeking safe-space cadet Tufty. hth.

right. so it was a conspiracy.

 

[Pickman's model]

For a year yes - I served out that year then you, you snidey-arse little weasel colluded with the four-eyed inadequate Friggers to set me up for a permo on that call out thread you did for me. With the help of andysays(fuck all of any consequence) and the attention seeking safe-space cadet Tufty. hth.

btw the great man wld be very happy with your avatar

 

[bimble]

Mulcaster hello. I'm just a casual observer with nothing better to do on a Saturday night but.. You waited out a year of exile, brooding over the many wrongnesses of Pickman, and then came back dressed up as his favourite poet to have a go at him in a thread about tampons?

 

[Pickman's model]

What can I say?

Not much going on in my life though.

never is, is there. just a billy no mates twat with a sideline in racism.

 

[Pickman's model]

Did the great beast write (undoubtedly shit) poems as well though? I never knew that, I just thought he was some dillitante poshboy weirdo and possible nonce. A bit like Sebastian himself maybe.

yeh you never spoke much to kids your own age as a youngster, did you. killing cats not the sign of a natural extrovert.

 

[bimble]

Did the great beast write (undoubtedly shit) poems as well though? I never knew that

Yep, he did, truly execrable poetry, you missed nothing. bye

 

[Sweet FA]

Farewell then once more Frances, we shall never see your like again until the next time we see your like again.

 

[kingfisher]

Mulcaster hello. I'm just a casual observer with nothing better to do on a Saturday night but.. You waited out a year of exile, brooding over the many wrongnesses of Pickman, and then came back dressed up as his favourite poet to have a go at him in a thread about tampons?

its not really about the tampons though is it

 

[bimble]

its not really about the tampons though is it

I hope not.
Can you think of an alternative? Can you get your hands on an octopus maybe to set free in the memorial pond? That would be so much more better.