tippin a load of tampons in the princess diana memorial fountain

[Pickman's model]

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[kingfisher]

I hope not.
Can you think of an alternative? Can you get your hands on an octopus maybe to set free in the memorial pond? That would be so much more better.

they turn it off at night - that would be cruel. yeh perhaps theres an alternative. tampons was abit stupid, just we had a load in a squatted warehouse and im sure i read somewhere that lday di involved in some tampons-for-poor-women somewhere but i cant find that online anymore, its pointless protest at the end of the day isnt it, but hey, got to do something, until they lock up everyone in the loony bin

 

[Rebelda]

If you're going to buy enough tampons to fill a fountain can I suggest you give them to a food bank instead and fill the fountain with something else.

 

[Pickman's model]

If you're going to buy enough tampons to fill a fountain can I suggest you give them to a food bank instead and fill the fountain with something else.

piss perhaps

 

[bimble]

piss perhaps

Octopuses.

 

[Pickman's model]

Octopuses.

never had you down for someone into cruelty to animals. i see i was wrong.

 

[Sweet FA]

piss perhaps

Ah, I sense a theme developing.

 

[kingfisher]

oh are you refferring to that chap pissing on mi5? yeah he said to me he might piss on the police memorial monolith, do you rekcon that would be more up urb75s street. not sure we should disrespect lady di like that (even if she is sunning herself on an island somewhere)

 

[bimble]

I'm talking about the octopuses that need liberating from government labs, they are very clever creatures they would be fine once they got out into central London.

 

[Pickman's model]

I'm talking about the octopuses that need liberating from government labs, they are very clever creatures they would be fine once they got out into central London.

octopuses live in salt water. plus the henri paul memorial fountain, as i always think of it, will be the first place they look for any on the run octopods

 

[fishfinger]

I'm talking about the octopuses that need liberating from government labs, they are very clever creatures they would be fine once they got out into central London.

Seeing as the octopuseseseseses are sea creatures, we'll have to flood central London with sea water if we want them to live

 

[kingfisher]

yeah maybe wehen the princess di fountain gets turned off they can haul themselves over into the serpintine (or is it the long pond or something) - cleverly octupussing through the bars

 

[bimble]

 

[Pickman's model]

Seeing as the octopuseseseseses are sea creatures, we'll have to flood central London with sea water if we want them to live

bimble wants them to di (ho ho)

 

[fishfinger]

bimble wants them to di (ho ho)

Ba-dum Tish!

 

[Pickman's model]

yeah maybe wehen the princess di fountain gets turned off they can haul themselves over into the serpintine (or is it the long pond or something) - cleverly octupussing through the bars

yeh cos the serpentine's really full of seawater

 

[bimble]

Ok ok not tampons not octopuses. What else is there though?

 

[Pickman's model]

Ok ok not tampons not octopuses. What else is there though?

your furniture

 

[kingfisher]

how do you make a poll

 

[fishfinger]

how do you make a poll

You need 2 pollish parents.

 

[Pickman's model]

how do you make a poll

top tip: poll is short for polly

 

[kingfisher]

table legs (another state sanctioned murder, bloke with table leg) - or - a white fiat uno, that would be good, a good publicity stunt, a ltheres road acces near and you could just crash it through the fence, get the publicity (because that would be the idea, to have press and a day in court - exclusive interview in the express, natch - or a load of coppies of tabloid press, easily got from newsagents at night (cuz the tabloids murdered her according to official narrative) - or, something else. its basically if it does less than 5000 damage, n we can have our day in court n that its alright, if more, alright, if less, doesnt really matter - what matters is the truth, n havin a good time , those who knows know

 

[Pickman's model]

table legs (another state sanctioned murder, bloke with table leg) - or - a white fiat uno, that would be good, a good publicity stunt, a ltheres road acces near and you could just crash it through the fence, get the publicity (because that would be the idea, to have press and a day in court - exclusive interview in the express, natch - or a load of coppies of tabloid press, easily got from newsagents at night (cuz the tabloids murdered her according to official narrative) - or, something else. its basically if it does less than 5000 damage, n we can have our day in court n that its alright, if more, alright, if less, doesnt really matter - what matters is the truth, n havin a good time , those who knows know

the truth? you can't handle the truth

 

[Voley]

If you're going to buy enough tampons to fill a fountain can I suggest you give them to a food bank instead and fill the fountain with something else.

This is really good, practical advice kingfisher.

 

[bimble]

What would the law say about someone who dumped their old fridge into di's fountain or dressed up as a fiat uno and peed into It- would that be treason or just littering?

 

[Pickman's model]

What would the law say about someone who dumped their old fridge into di's fountain or dressed up as a fiat uno and peed into It- would that be treason or just littering?

flytipping; publick nuisance

 

[Pickman's model]

This is really good, practical advice kingfisher.

not sure kingfisher looking for good practical advice: in fact i doubt it

 

[Voley]

not sure kingfisher looking for good practical advice: in fact i doubt it

Practical advice is still a better thing than poking fun at someone.

 

[Voley]

You come across as a bit troubled kingfisher. Are you OK?

 

[Pickman's model]

Practical advice is still a better thing than poking fun at someone.

and i'm glad you take that view, not suggesting cephalopod relocation into the fountain