Thread about spiders (not for the arachnophobic!)

[gentlegreen]

While I was taking this photo I almost had a moral dilemma ... luckily the bee managed to escape the web ...

 

[gentlegreen]

My front garden is stuffed with orb weavers.
I rescued a handful of babies off my neighbour's car tyre back in the spring and transferred them to my hedge.
Of course I had to relocate several most mornings after they'd thrown silk threads across the path ...

 

[tonysingh]

 

[farmerbarleymow]

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Easy - he went to moochedit's house.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

I wonder how many count as an 'infestation'?

False widow spiders close Northampton's Duston School

Some 1,500 pupils are learning from home as a hunt takes place for venomous false widow spiders.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[blossie33]

Make your own spider

 

[tonysingh]

Make your own spider
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Where'd you see that? Make a banging gift for someone I know.

 

[blossie33]

Where'd you see that? Make a banging gift for someone I know.

This is the website...

Metal Earth Tarantula 3D Model + Tweezers 10725

toysheik.com

I wasn't looking for anything like that but I thought the picture might be fun for this thread!

 

[tonysingh]

This is the website...

Metal Earth Tarantula 3D Model + Tweezers 10725

toysheik.com

I wasn't looking for anything like that but I thought the picture might be fun for this thread!

About 2 years ago, mate of mine took inspiration from my lot and bought her first arachnid. She's quality but at her limit with them as she has 18 now. This would make a decent gift for her birthday next month.

 

[blossie33]

Mother Wolf spider carrying her babies

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

^^^^fuck sakes

And there was me thinking opossums were freaky little fuckers, farmerbarleymow has a lot to answer for here, the brimmed bag of my Henry for one...

 

[tonysingh]

^^^^fuck sakes

And there was me thinking opossums were freaky little fuckers, farmerbarleymow has a lot to answer for here, the brimmed bag of my Henry for one...

Murderer

 

[farmerbarleymow]

^^^^fuck sakes

And there was me thinking opossums were freaky little fuckers, farmerbarleymow has a lot to answer for here, the brimmed bag of my Henry for one...

You'd love that beautiful spider crawling on your face, just admit it. Just like moochedit

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Love your new avatar.

*puts barleymow on ignore.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Murderer

Justified arachnidcide is lawful and therefore not murder.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Love your new avatar.

*puts barleymow on ignore.

I posted some lovely vids on the opossum thread - I'm sure you'd love them.

https://www.urban75.net/forums/threads/opossums-interesting-creatures.375636/page-3

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

urgh, another one of the scuttling pricks just tried its luck. Why do they bother? The pink hue of the Hetty seems to attract them…

 

[farmerbarleymow]

urgh, another one of the scuttling pricks just tried its luck

Give it a cuddle - like a normal normal human being.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Give it a cuddle - like a normal normal human being.

It’s in the bag. Fucking dog’s in disgrace, bastard thing was right under her nose, did nothing. Frau Bahn freaked out thus upsetting the delicate equilibrium of my day. So spider is sucked up and dog will get a subtle kick when I next rise for a piss.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Wanker ran out and stood like a dork. By the slipper. Dog didn’t even react, not to to the tune of death being deployed by the Henry, lazy twat, Greyhound heritage…

 

[farmerbarleymow]

It’s in the bag. Fucking dog’s in disgrace, bastard thing was right under her nose, did nothing. Frau Bahn freaked out thus upsetting the delicate equilibrium of my day. So spider is sucked up and dog will get a subtle kick when I next rise for a piss.

Sad

 

[tonysingh]

Pamela was angry.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

One for moochedit

 

[farmerbarleymow]

 

[farmerbarleymow]

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Nice artwork - it'd be great to have massive spider pictures on the walls.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Nice hairdo

 

[blossie33]

Those are her babies - I posted that picture last week - pay attention please

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Those are her babies - I posted that picture last week - pay attention please

I thought it looked familiar - but it's lovely so always worth a second appearance.

 

[farmerbarleymow]