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Macracantha spiders shagging.

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So spiders have more legs and more sex than me. :D
 
It's got a very skinny arse - unless it's hiding it and that is in fact a very thick leg. :hmm:

It does have a skinny abdomen, so it's a good thing I'm heading to the pet shop later for bugs. I'll have junk in that trunk soon enough.

Aw it looks like a baby rabbit, so you recon it's male

Baby rabbit? Maybe if i send it to nip you it'd improve your sight ala Peter Parker? :D
 
GO FOR IT


And these aren't just any sex-crazed, fist-sized spiders.

This is the standard silly season sex-crazed spider stories that all local rags publish, sadly. It would be lovely if every country was completely overrun with spiders in autumn, but this never happens. :(

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Phew ! Thank fuck for the irish sea! Actually they can't swim can they? :hmm:
Of course they can swim - they can all walk on water. A maurading army of millions are walking across the Irish Sea as we speak - the quickest route for them is to go round South Wales, make landfall on the banks of the Severn somewhere and walk to the West Midlands. If it's windy enough they could fly there even quicker. :thumbs:
 
Of course they can swim - they can all walk on water. A maurading army of millions are walking across the Irish Sea as we speak - the quickest route for them is to go round South Wales, make landfall on the banks of the Severn somewhere and walk to the West Midlands. If it's windy enough they could fly there even quicker. :thumbs:
We need to lauch our nukes now before its too late :eek:
 
There is an exhibition of spider fabric again - all from these beautiful spiders

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It's absolutely stunning stuff

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A video of how it's made






That's amazing - I'd never heard of spider silk before!
 
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