dolly's gal
killing things
i am bored too now. meh, meh and thrice meh.
dolly's gal said:i'm in the mood for some hot sex right now. can anyone oblige?
5t3IIa said:Get moany then
me too.5t3IIa said:I want to go home to bed
That can be accounted for.5t3IIa said:Me too but I'm not sure we;ve got the correct bits
Crispy said:That can be accounted for.
dolly's gal said:i'm in the mood for some hot sex right now. can anyone oblige?
Yetman said:Sorry Doll, I'm busy with Jane from accounts and her mum in the lavs! (Thank fuck for disabled people and their massive loos )
Madusa said:Indeed! And those white hand rails in them come in very uh... handy!
Yetman said:I did feel a bit bad when I saw a wheelchair outside the gents though. Poor fella came out totally covered in piss
Madusa said:
That's the thing, innit?
dolly's gal said:who hasn't had a shag in the disabled loos at work, that's the big question.
actually, the last time i did, i tried very hard to top meself that very same evening (with cooking brandy and pain-killers). happy times, happy happy times...
jesus, i'm so fucking bored i'm recounting tales of my suicidal past
Yetman said:Cooking brandy?? Jesus dolly if its your last drink you could have least splashed out a bit, Aldis own brand at least
Yetman said:When he came out I said ‘its dragging isn’t it’
……..he didn’t even ask if I was on about the day, or the reason for his piss soaked front, he just wheeled himself out of the corridor, running over my foot as he did. But I didn’t care. I was too busy laughing
Madusa said:Disabled loos for disabled people, ffs!
LOL, That's very thought out planning there.dolly's gal said:we have a disabled loo where i work. however it's in an office that's at the top of two long flights of stairs, no lift.
Madusa said:LOL, That's very thought out planning there.
5t3IIa said:I might call in sick tomorrow. Last day of a temp gig, last day at the agency, might as well burn a bridge.