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dolly's gal said:
at least my own boyfriend hasn't left me to move in with people off the internet he's never met! so in your own face! :p
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Ha! Thats what you think! Wait til you get back to your bin tonight!

*passes cheg a beer* :D
 
Badgers said:
There are 4 single girls in the office and generally their 'dating nonsense' is what causes the tears...
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You need to learn the phrases "He's not worth it" and "It's not you. It's him".

As learnt - and heard - in many ladies toilets over many years!
 
you could try and get a blowie off her in the loos. she sounds like she's feeling vulnerable right now. she may well go for it :)
 
dolly's gal said:
you could try and get a blowie off her in the loos. she sounds like she's feeling vulnerable right now. she may well go for it :)
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I normally wait till the self harming starts then you know you are guaranteed.


(sorry poor taste)
 
Badgers said:
I normally wait till the self harming starts then you know you are guaranteed.
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good one. you could assist with a gift of some razor blades. perhaps pop to boots on your way home ce soir :)
 
dolly's gal said:
good one. you could assist with a gift of some razor blades. perhaps pop to boots on your way home ce soir :)
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dolly! No one wants to shag a shredded person! nooo, just give her a hairbrush with spiky bristles, then when she looks like she's about to do it, THEN start with the charm act :cool:
 
dolly's gal said:
you could try and get a blowie off her in the loos. she sounds like she's feeling vulnerable right now. she may well go for it :)
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Y'know, you aint that bad after all :)
 
Good sound discussion in this thread today :)

Now entering the last hour which can get a bit mucky but I have a few mindless tasks to complete so hopefully gonna be ok.
 
I iz bored out of my teeny tiny brane. It's not even as if I haven't got plenty of things to do but my motivation for all of them is v low.

Have been typing up minutes since about 9.30am this morning :rolleyes:

2 and a half hours or so till hometime...
 
Came in late today as had a physio appointment so feel a bit out of kilter timewise.

Also feeling cold and a bit queasy which is not helping my temper with the customer I am having a bit of an e-mail barney with :( .
 
Badgers said:
Damn..

Had not really been aware of the time.
It felt like it should be close to 16:00 but it is only 14:40 so nearly three hours to go for me.
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Me too mate. I'm thinking....what would happen if I just sparked up a big spliff, right here at my desk, stood on my chair, pulled my arse out to the whole place and shouted 'FUCK THE LOT OF YOU!' Then promptly walked out never to return? Would I be a skint scumbag living off the cotton wool in the fag ends I'd be collecting at the park bench to roll up and smoke? Would my family all desert me? Would I lose my home and everyone I hold dear? Or would I have time to find something I really enjoy and could live comfortably off? We all only get one life......and even if we do just something like this once, it'd probably be looked back on as a defining, positive moment. A seizure of self control, even if it seems scary right now………I think of myself as the kind of person who'd probably do such a thing just to prove to myself I’m in control of my destiny. I don’t want to look back and think ‘you fucking pussy, you could have done whatever the hell you wanted, but you stayed in the rat race with the rest of the clowns’. And my destiny isn’t to be on this thread in 5 years time still moaning about how slowly time is going......fuck that.

I'm gonna have a think and work up some courage. I'll be back soon no doubt :)
 
Yetman said:
. I don’t want to look back and think ‘you fucking pussy, you could have done whatever the hell you wanted, but you stayed in the rat race with the rest of the clowns’. And my destiny isn’t to be on this thread in 5 years time still moaning about how slowly time is going......fuck that.
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this is where i am also at.

see you here in five years time then! :D
 
i've just had 2 days off 'sick' and am not minding being at work too much. There's lots to do and i was actually getting quite bored at home.
I doubt this strange optimisim will last long though.
 
I don't like the rat race much but enjoy the income and the routine.
If I put my mind to it I am sure that I could escape but not gonna happen for a while.

Expect a lot more moaning from me :)
 
I've got tomorrow, Friday and Monday off. Only an hour to go and it is reeeeeeeeeally dragging.

Thank god for icanhascheezburger.com :D
 
Another shock today....

We have a new bloke in the office who has relocated from Liverpool to work here. Turns out that he considers himself the office prankster so suddenly I feel threatened by him!!

I guess I will either get serious and start working or try to out prank him.

Thought I had that sewn up!!
 
Today has fairly flown by. Of course it has, it's the second of my non-working days. Tomorrow, when I'm back in the office, time will revert to its normal glacial crawl :(
 
Badgers said:
I guess I will either get serious and start working or try to out prank him.
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we could come up with the pranks, you could er deliver them. and report any hilarious (or indeed not so hilarious) outcomes on this thread. should make all of our days go a bit quicker. what say yous? :)
 
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