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dolly's gal said:
we could come up with the pranks, you could er deliver them. and report any hilarious (or indeed not so hilarious) outcomes on this thread. should make all of our days go a bit quicker. what say yous? :)
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This could have some mileage DG!

:D
 
Badgers said:
Another shock today....

We have a new bloke in the office who has relocated from Liverpool to work here. Turns out that he considers himself the office prankster so suddenly I feel threatened by him!!

I guess I will either get serious and start working or try to out prank him.

Thought I had that sewn up!!
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Oh no! - when people say "office prankster" I can only think of one thing.

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Don't do it Badgers - rise above it!!
 
Shit. This thread has just made me remember that last week I changed a load of keys around on the keyboard of a lad who's away at the minute.......I found out yesterday that the reason he's off is because his dad has just passed away.....:oops:

Might just go and change them back now
 
Badgers said:
So you are planning to exclude him from all jokes?
Isn't that just going to make him more concious of his grief?

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I just thought he might not be in a very jokey mood......but good call, I'll go and change them back. If he laughs I'll take the credit for cheering him up, if not, well, he wont know who did it anyway. Win win situation :cool:
 
QueenOfGoths said:
I like it!!:D

Is that one of those little woolly hats from Innocent smoothies? I always thought they would make cool hats for hamsters.
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The hats normal, badgers has just got a freakishly massive head :)
 
Yetman said:
I just thought he might not be in a very jokey mood......but good call, I'll go and change them back. If he laughs I'll take the credit for cheering him up, if not, well, he wont know who did it anyway. Win win situation :cool:
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also, see if he'll suck you off in the loos. i know you're not fussy and he'll be in need of a shoulder to cry on (cock to suck) - everyone's a winner :)
 
Yetman said:
I just thought he might not be in a very jokey mood......but good call, I'll go and change them back. If he laughs I'll take the credit for cheering him up, if not, well, he wont know who did it anyway. Win win situation :cool:
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I can see nothing going wrong in a million years :cool:
 
Heh! I think I could actually get a sympathy blowy off anyone if I just killed their parents beforehand......hmmmm.....you know what Miss Gal you've just given me a fantastic idea! Now just to get friendly with Jane in accounts' dad........her mum is pretty tidy as well come to think of it.....do you reckon a sympathy threesome with mother and daughter would be pushing it? ;)
 
Yetman said:
do you reckon a sympathy threesome with mother and daughter would be pushing it? ;)
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no way! :D

the tricky bit comes with trying to get jane, her mum and yourself into a single toilet cubicle at your work at the same time. eh i'm sure you'll think of something! :cool:
 
Why do certain (useless, incompetent) people insist on spelling my name wrong in emails to me that go to an address in which my name is spelled right? :mad: Fucking useless brainless Finance wankers.
 
Minor amusement has distracted me this morning....

One of my colleagues was just told that he is about to get his legs broken by one of our customers. That was better than the 'firearm incident' last March :)
 
I am having to fill in my appraisal document from last month.

*sobs*

Guidelines are not proving particularly useful.
 
I've done NOTHING today. I finish this job on Friday for a a sparkly new one on Tuesday and can't motivate myself at all. Could barely get out of bed or stay awake on the tube. Considered going round and round the Circle line for a hours snoozing time. Ugh. I'm giving myself a headache with lack of enthusiasm.

:(:rolleyes:
 
Chairman Meow said:
I want to go home and play with my newly R4 enabled Nintendo. :D
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Radio 4 enabled Nintendo?! That's weird: I want to put my jammies and radio 4 on and potter.
 
Up till now the day has flown.
Now I am getting bogged down with pisstaking companies trying to wriggle out of contractual obligations. It is kinda fun proving that people are lying but it is a bit wearing getting shouted at so much.

Onwards and upwards
 
Badgers said:
Up till now the day has flown.
Now I am getting bogged down with pisstaking companies trying to wriggle out of contractual obligations. It is kinda fun proving that people are lying but it is a bit wearing getting shouted at so much.

Onwards and upwards
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Positive mental attitude bollix to you!
 
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