The Urban 75 Political Party

[savoloysam]

We've won the next election by a landslide. How are we going to fix this mess?

I tend towards nihilism. I would destroy everything and start again but I can't run my life let alone a country so I'm firmly on the back benches.

First of all we need a leader. I'm voting for Pickman's model.

 

[Pickman's model]

We've won the next election by a landslide. How are we going to fix this mess?

I tend towards nihilism. I would destroy everything and start again but I can't run my life let alone a country so I'm firmly on the back benches.

First of all we need a leader. I'm voting for Pickman's model.

I thank you for your vote of confidence but decline in favour of no one. No one will work hard on your behalf. No one will make things better for you. Vote for no one

 

[mojo pixy]

Any political movement with a leader is on the road to becoming a cult, anyway.

 

[savoloysam]

Ok. We rule by committee. We're already on to the police, what's the next priority?

 

[ElizabethofYork]

Ok. We rule by committee. We're already on to the police, what's the next priority?

Healthcare

 

[Pickman's model]

Any political movement with a leader is on the road to becoming a cult, anyway.

You say that like cults are a bad thing

 

[brogdale]

We've won the next election by a landslide. How are we going to fix this mess?

I tend towards nihilism. I would destroy everything and start again but I can't run my life let alone a country so I'm firmly on the back benches.

First of all we need a leader. I'm voting for Pickman's model.

What did 'our' winning manifesto say we'd do?
Just ignore/do the opposite of that.

 

[SpineyNorman]

Personally I wouldn't join any political party that would have me as a member.

 

[brogdale]

'Our' government might not last that long tbh...

 

[DotCommunist]

We rule by committee

of public safety?

 

[Puddy_Tat]

the party conference will be abandoned after lunch on the first day is jacket spuds...

 

[savoloysam]

Who will be the first to take a bribe?

See this is a calling out thread in disguise

 

[8ball]

We've won the next election by a landslide. How are we going to fix this mess?

I assume there was some kind of manifesto.
Or did we just rig the election?

 

[savoloysam]

I assume there was some kind of manifesto.
Or did we just rig the election?

We’ve promised to abolish manifestos and have duly obliged.

 

[SpineyNorman]

Comrade Mainwaring will be well pissed off with you lot.