The office 'scolding email' thread
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Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
if we get that email it's our bonus
Puddy_Tat
happy mew year
the immediate question is why your colleagues are trying to rrad while they are at an angle on the bottom shelf...
equationgirl
Respect my existence or expect my resistance
Double points for use of 'heaven forfend' in an email.
I thought I worked in a pedantic library, clearly that's the pinnacle of pedantry to which all libraries should aspire.
I thought I worked in a pedantic library, clearly that's the pinnacle of pedantry to which all libraries should aspire.
kabbes
First intersubjective, then internalised
Wow, that's a hell of a requirement. Have you set up a 24 hour rota?
cupid_stunt
Where's the bloody sun?
^^^ Love the use of all caps, should have done it in green ink with comic sans for maximum impact. 
Schmetterling
I saw something nasty in the woodshed!
Print your post, in capitals, and stick the print on top of that note. Then report back.
If it was me, I would have laminated it
Bahnhof Strasse
Met up with Hannah Courtoy a week next Tuesday
Good Afternoon All,
This is an email from the building team please remember to keep the access card all the time with you.
Starting today we shall be enforcing a new policy with regards to forgotten access cards as this is becoming an increasingly common issue.
If you forget your access cards you will have to contact your colleagues to collect you from reception and take you to the correct floor. Ground floor reception will no longer allow you access.
Access control is in place in the building for your safety and security.
Starting today we shall be enforcing a new policy with regards to forgotten access cards as this is becoming an increasingly common issue.
If you forget your access cards you will have to contact your colleagues to collect you from reception and take you to the correct floor. Ground floor reception will no longer allow you access.
Access control is in place in the building for your safety and security.
Best Regards,
They don't charge for lost cards, so if you forget your card you can just say you lost it and they give you a new one
This is an email from the building team please remember to keep the access card all the time with you.
Starting today we shall be enforcing a new policy with regards to forgotten access cards as this is becoming an increasingly common issue.
If you forget your access cards you will have to contact your colleagues to collect you from reception and take you to the correct floor. Ground floor reception will no longer allow you access.
Access control is in place in the building for your safety and security.
Starting today we shall be enforcing a new policy with regards to forgotten access cards as this is becoming an increasingly common issue.
If you forget your access cards you will have to contact your colleagues to collect you from reception and take you to the correct floor. Ground floor reception will no longer allow you access.
Access control is in place in the building for your safety and security.
Best Regards,
They don't charge for lost cards, so if you forget your card you can just say you lost it and they give you a new one
ruffneck23
front left
Good Afternoon All,
This is an email from the building team please remember to keep the access card all the time with you.
Starting today we shall be enforcing a new policy with regards to forgotten access cards as this is becoming an increasingly common issue.
If you forget your access cards you will have to contact your colleagues to collect you from reception and take you to the correct floor. Ground floor reception will no longer allow you access.
Access control is in place in the building for your safety and security.
Starting today we shall be enforcing a new policy with regards to forgotten access cards as this is becoming an increasingly common issue.
If you forget your access cards you will have to contact your colleagues to collect you from reception and take you to the correct floor. Ground floor reception will no longer allow you access.
Access control is in place in the building for your safety and security.
Best Regards,
They don't charge for lost cards, so if you forget your card you can just say you lost it and they give you a new one
I think everyone in the office should ' forget their cards on the same day to see how the business will cope.... '
joustmaster
offcumdun
Then its either you or the other person who doesn't put the tops back on...
I knew you were a bad 'un
trabuquera
Modesty Bag
Needs a passive-aggressive spelling correction too, it's 'receptacles' ffs. I recommend a big felty red pen.
billy_bob
Air of bewilderment model's own
Admit it: you wrote that one yourself, didn't you?
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
no, i didn't.
billy_bob
Air of bewilderment model's own
I was only pretending to think you did. That's not exactly the scintillating repartee I thought might ensue if I did so.
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
never mind, eh. Consider yourself lucky to get ersatz repartee.
So basically that note is aimed directly at you
Oh, definitely. The passive-aggressive office note is always aimed at an individual.So basically that note is aimed directly at you
I guess that chilled out approachable office persona I imagine I project must be some distance from the truth.
Poot
My wife thinks I work too hard
I heard a sad thing today. My male colleague told me that there is a sign in the gents' loos at work that says 'If you do a number 2, please clean up after yourself'. It was clearly put there by the cleaner who has made it clear that she is exasperated at having to deal with the liberally applied smears of shit in the gents.
Someone has written just do your fucking job.
Someone has written just do your fucking job.
purenarcotic
Conveniently Pocket Sized
I heard a sad thing today. My male colleague told me that there is a sign in the gents' loos at work that says 'If you do a number 2, please clean up after yourself'. It was clearly put there by the cleaner who has made it clear that she is exasperated at having to deal with the liberally applied smears of shit in the gents.
Someone has written just do your fucking job.
That’s disgusting. What a rancid individual.
Spymaster
Plastic Paddy
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