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positives - no hash browns
negatives - everything looks shit, and someone with loose stools and rectal bleeding has taken a dump on the plate
Fuck sake mate... O_O
positives - no hash browns
negatives - everything looks shit, and someone with loose stools and rectal bleeding has taken a dump on the plate
you're quite right, i've missed saying anything about the puree'd mess in the middle of the plate. but i didn't want to turn stomachs.Fuck sake mate... O_O
So you declare mushy peas a bizarre outlier, then state that if there were stricter parameters you may attempt an MFB - this is not a thread to market the idea to you and get you to try one.
It's not to my taste, but if Maggot wants mushy peas on his breakfast then I am not going to argue with that tbh. Sure it's not going to be core for me, but there are worse things that could happen
Their Full English features cashew scrambled 'eggs', aubergine 'bacon', herbed 'sausage' and raw tomato ketchup. Not a single item is cooked and the flavours are pretty inspired. It is expensive but delivers on taste, presentation and nutrition. Guilt-free fry-ups aren't easy to come by, but these guys have it nailed.
No, you misunderstand, me trying an MFB isn't dependent on anything apart from wanting to give it a go.
And I'm not sure there are worse things that can happen.
not to mention you'd need to do *something* to those tomatoes to make them look so shrivelledTheir Full English features cashew scrambled 'eggs', aubergine 'bacon', herbed 'sausage' and raw tomato ketchup. Not a single item is cooked and the flavours are pretty inspired. It is expensive but delivers on taste, presentation and nutrition. Guilt-free fry-ups aren't easy to come by, but these guys have it nailed.
No they fucking haven't!
How on earth did they get them mushrooms in that state if they're not bleeding cooked?
Hang them up in an airing cupboard for a month? Plus the blag ryvita will have been cooked at some point.not to mention you'd need to do *something* to those tomatoes to make them look so shrivelled
but your appetite's no doubt disappearedHang them up in an airing cupboard for a month? Plus the blag ryvita will have been cooked at some point.
I'm fairly angry now.
Their Full English features cashew scrambled 'eggs', aubergine 'bacon', herbed 'sausage' and raw tomato ketchup. Not a single item is cooked and the flavours are pretty inspired. It is expensive but delivers on taste, presentation and nutrition. Guilt-free fry-ups aren't easy to come by, but these guys have it nailed.
No they fucking haven't!
How on earth did they get them mushrooms in that state if they're not bleeding cooked?
And they state that its expensive. I can just imagine the staff/owners laughing at the daft twats paying for that.Good god, there's some half decent looking breakfasts in that link but that one is nasty.
I sense a dehydrator used somewhere in there. Not technically cooking but......
not to mention you'd need to do *something* to those tomatoes to make them look so shrivelled
Yeh you're rightJust to be clear, I think it looks rank - I don't think anyone ought to be proud of serving that up when there could be beautifully cooked eggs and fried mushrooms and tomatoes - I just wouldn't have used the words "rectal bleeding" on a food thread...
If you are wanting suggestions for an MFB and are not vegan, I would suggest:
Ft
-eggs (fried, scrambled, or poached - however you like them best)
-mushrooms (a great big pile, fried in butter)
-baked beans
-tomato (fry slices or tomato halves on a high heat, or grill them)
-toast or fried bread
You are obviously joking to exclude hash browns now TQOTA veggie breakfast list. Top japes!Well, it's a start
I going to suggest a "lift" from the FEB thread - there needs to be "core" elements and 2 x eggs (in a complete state or 3 eggs scrambled), seems to be a fairly non-contentious start - not going to win any vegan friends, but this is a "Meat Free" breakfast
A breakfast with no animal committed, but NOT a breakfast free from animal involvement
No animal cruelty involved - that would be my only "red line"- I feel that to include an "animal-derived element" then providence is "must" - so this, in my book, automatically rules out any "budget" "economy" "value" or "2 for 1" type deals on anything that has a non-vegan source - quality MUST over-ride quantity
When I think of "veggies" I immediately think of baked beans - so baked beans, I feel, need to be core, over and above tomatoes - there's going to be some push for Heinz from the FEB thread but I think on here the Heinz preference needs to be ignored and/or relaxed - my own preference being Branston - this will open up home-prepared beans rather than commercial only
This leaves the third element - again, lifting from the FEB thread - you don't want to have "double toms" so tomatoes need to, probably, fill the place of shit cakes - there will be, no doubt, some "wacky" or "eccentric" contributor who will feel that tomatoes (in whatever form) warrant a place in core, but . . . NO! ( A380 - see, it's quite easy). This leaves the cross thread favourite of mushrooms as the third core item
From there you've still got plenty to choose from:-
Fried slice
A potato item - bubble, farl, sautéed, shitcake the choice is there
If you must then some form of tomato
Toast naturally
A brew
Elements of customisation or personalization to be marked in accordance with suitability to the breakfast being presented
I'm just chucking this out there as a discussion document nothing set in stone
It certainly contains pig fat but it is mainly pig's blood. That's what it is. It's a blood sausage.1) Black pudding is usually made with pig fat...
Its a scab on a plate is what it is.That's what it is. It's a blood sausage.
I didn't say I liked it....but it is made from blood!Its a scab on a plate is what it is.
I wasn't having a go at you. I noticed on Feb thread you couldn't get away with it.I didn't say I liked it....but it is made from blood!
I knowI wasn't having a go at you. I noticed on Feb thread you couldn't get away with it.
Yes, it’s a bowl of oats stuck together with pig’s blood. It tastes like what it is. Glad I can say this at last.I know
And you can get away with not having it on the FEB thread.....I never have it. Hate the stuff.
Well, it's a start
I going to suggest a "lift" from the FEB thread - there needs to be "core" elements and 2 x eggs (in a complete state or 3 eggs scrambled), seems to be a fairly non-contentious start - not going to win any vegan friends, but this is a "Meat Free" breakfast
A breakfast with no animal committed, but NOT a breakfast free from animal involvement
No animal cruelty involved - that would be my only "red line"- I feel that to include an "animal-derived element" then providence is "must" - so this, in my book, automatically rules out any "budget" "economy" "value" or "2 for 1" type deals on anything that has a non-vegan source - quality MUST over-ride quantity
When I think of "veggies" I immediately think of baked beans - so baked beans, I feel, need to be core, over and above tomatoes - there's going to be some push for Heinz from the FEB thread but I think on here the Heinz preference needs to be ignored and/or relaxed - my own preference being Branston - this will open up home-prepared beans rather than commercial only
This leaves the third element - again, lifting from the FEB thread - you don't want to have "double toms" so tomatoes need to, probably, fill the place of shit cakes - there will be, no doubt, some "wacky" or "eccentric" contributor who will feel that tomatoes (in whatever form) warrant a place in core, but . . . NO! ( A380 - see, it's quite easy). This leaves the cross thread favourite of mushrooms as the third core item
From there you've still got plenty to choose from:-
Fried slice
A potato item - bubble, farl, sautéed, shitcake the choice is there
If you must then some form of tomato
Toast naturally
A brew
Elements of customisation or personalization to be marked in accordance with suitability to the breakfast being presented
I'm just chucking this out there as a discussion document nothing set in stone
It’s a lovely idea. But people need to impose their petty restrictions on other people they have never met, otherwise life would have no meaning.How about No Rules?
People just judge the breakfast on how it looks and how much it appeals to them.
#freethinkingveggies
Was recently trying to explain to someone who had never had halloumi how good halloumi is. I'm not sure they were convinced on crispy and squeaky!Had a full vegan this morning in a cafe which was pretty nice: vegan sausages, mushrooms, beans, toast, hummus and a grilled tomato. I deveganised it by having halloumi. I've had this before and it always makes me think that hummus and toast is a pretty good breakfast food when it's a nice home made hummus.
Halloumi is great in a breakfast, but should be sliced waffer thin, not in big wodges like it normally is. Then it goes all crispy and mmm.