The Kiss Your Arse Goodbye Thread
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I shot a man in Reno...
Me disrespecting a relative who created Chester zoo in a Brides Tshirt I was given by Aimee Walden (drummer).Classic days. I saw them every Sunday and carried their equipment.
#maggot
Yuwipi Woman
Whack-A-Mole Queen
Speaking of thrown weapons and practicing skills useful for when SHTF, it's important to learn canning and pickling, like the elderly lady in this story:
A grandma in Kyiv says she took out a suspicious drone while Russia was attacking by throwing a jar of pickled tomatoes at it
The pickle story circulated without confirmation — but a Ukrainian news outlet spoke to a woman who claimed to be the grandma who fought the drone.
www.businessinsider.com
I'm not 100% certain this story is true, but one thing I do know is that you don't mess with the elders. They've been through some shit, and ain't afraid of nothing.
Now, I'm looking for that pickled tomato recipe....
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Aladdin
Well-Known Member
Russian TV simulates nuke attack off coast of Ireland that would destroy country
"Such a barrage alone also carries extreme doses of radiation. Having passed over the British Isles, it will turn what might be left of them into a radioactive desert"
Been nice knowing you all.
steeplejack
trapped lbw for a duck
ach away. It's science fiction.
I'd be much more worried if the Russians were loudly saying they weren't going to use nuclear bombs.
I'd be much more worried if the Russians were loudly saying they weren't going to use nuclear bombs.
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
Russian TV simulates nuke attack off coast of Ireland that would destroy country
"Such a barrage alone also carries extreme doses of radiation. Having passed over the British Isles, it will turn what might be left of them into a radioactive desert"www.irishmirror.ie
Been nice knowing you all.
That TV station is bloody bonkers, it makes GB News seem reasonable.
I'll be able to swim out my back door, instead of making the mile long trip to the beach.
weltweit
Well-Known Member
I don't know really ..
There are two potential nuke targets near enough to me to cause a danger from radiation though perhaps not from the initial blast. I don't think I have enough food to stay inside for 30 days and in any case all the food shops would be pilfered clean by that time so I guess I would have to get out and pilfer myself quite early.
I think the most discombobulating issue would be the loss of telecoms and internet so I wouldn't be able to find out if my son had survived the initial attack. I normally keep my car fairly full of petrol so assuming it survived (which is quite likely it being largely pre electronics) I could make the trip to find out but then would be stuck there without enough juice to make it out of the presumably irradiated SE, unless I could score some more petrol on the journey.
What to do .. ?
There are two potential nuke targets near enough to me to cause a danger from radiation though perhaps not from the initial blast. I don't think I have enough food to stay inside for 30 days and in any case all the food shops would be pilfered clean by that time so I guess I would have to get out and pilfer myself quite early.
I think the most discombobulating issue would be the loss of telecoms and internet so I wouldn't be able to find out if my son had survived the initial attack. I normally keep my car fairly full of petrol so assuming it survived (which is quite likely it being largely pre electronics) I could make the trip to find out but then would be stuck there without enough juice to make it out of the presumably irradiated SE, unless I could score some more petrol on the journey.
What to do .. ?
weltweit
Well-Known Member
What mention?
Aladdin
Well-Known Member
In the afore posted news paper article a few posts up..
weltweit
Well-Known Member
maomao
普費斯
They don't have them yet and probably never will. And if they do it wouldn't necessarily produce the effect they're claiming. Tsunamis happen when an earthquake causes part of the ocean floor to drop and causes the whole ocean to fall and then flood back. A big bomb would not have the same effect (though it wouldn't be harmless either).
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
T & P
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It’s also a load of bollocks FWIW.
nogojones
spelling is overrated
What have you done to wind him up now?
Aladdin
Well-Known Member
I believe that the Russian embassy in Ireland has been "begging" the government to stop protesters at the gates.
Not sure they got any heating oil either.
steeplejack
trapped lbw for a duck
why do you keep going on about it, honestly? we're as likely to be attacked by quantum torpedoes from the Starship Enterprise. It's confected bollocks for a domestic audience.
I am sure the Russians do have currently working means of firing nuclear missiles at the UK but this CGI graphics horseshit isn't one of them.
likesfish
You can't park here sir
I'm in a nuclear free zone apart from the Drill hall on dyke Road.
Apprantly in the 80s Brighton Council demanded Reassurance from the MoD that no nuclear weapons were storied at the Territorial Army Units in Brighton
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After various people stopped laughing the offical response was the MoD does not comment on the location of nuclear weapons and defence policy is not governed by local councils
Apprantly in the 80s Brighton Council demanded Reassurance from the MoD that no nuclear weapons were storied at the Territorial Army Units in Brighton
. After various people stopped laughing the offical response was the MoD does not comment on the location of nuclear weapons and defence policy is not governed by local councils
I don't know really ..
There are two potential nuke targets near enough to me to cause a danger from radiation though perhaps not from the initial blast. I don't think I have enough food to stay inside for 30 days and in any case all the food shops would be pilfered clean by that time so I guess I would have to get out and pilfer myself quite early.
I think the most discombobulating issue would be the loss of telecoms and internet so I wouldn't be able to find out if my son had survived the initial attack. I normally keep my car fairly full of petrol so assuming it survived (which is quite likely it being largely pre electronics) I could make the trip to find out but then would be stuck there without enough juice to make it out of the presumably irradiated SE, unless I could score some more petrol on the journey.
What to do .. ?
I wouldn't worry about it. IF they used the Satan2 thing, with it's multiple warheads, the entire UK would be destroyed. Tridant subs would retaliate and most of Europe if not the entire northern hemisphere would be a bit... unviable.
Top tip: Don't read about nuclear weapons in the early hours of the morning...
