The Greatest Story Ever Told: Change one letter of a film title

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Sating Private Ryan. Soldier is shot in the spine and develops priapism.

 

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She-Manchurian Candidate - Woman from Ulan Bator runs for US presidency.

 

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Jeep Throat - hooker in CJ5 works the truck stops.

 

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To Kiel a Mockingbird - avian is fitted with prosthetic iron teeth.

 

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Prelator - Father O'Riley is promoted to job in Vatican where he must choose new catholic cardinals.

 

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From Duck till Dawn - man eats barbecued bird form local chinese takeaway, spends night over toilet, vomiting.

 

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Sniderman - superhero makes criminals feel terminally abashed with cutting, hurtful comments.

 

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X-Med - failed surgeon takes to slashing at people with scalpels taped to his knuckles.

 

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Trot - feckless communists conquer St. Petersburg by hiding in giant samovar left outside the city gates.

 

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Lard of the Ring - little Frodo puts on the ring and becomes emperor, but slowly gains weight to the point that the ring can only be removed by coating his fingers in bacon grease.

 

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Faredevil - blind but wily transit rider never pays for a ride, yet is able to elude transit authorities, due to his other heightened senses.

 

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Hard to Dill - scientists wrestle with mysterious cucumber variety that is strangely resistant to the pickling process.

 

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Kill Bile - amateur chemist must battle intrigue and multinational pharmaceuticals in his bid to market the world's greatest antacid tablet.

 

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Clarks - young people hired by shoe store to sell Wallabees, soon mess up.

 

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9 1/2 Geeks - drunken woman agrees to pull train at Microsoft convention, but gives up in disgust before servicing even ten IT guys.

 

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Pee Wee's Bog Adventure - Pee Wee gets busted while seeking sexual fulfilment in public washroom.

 

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Sight Legged Freaks - weird man gets kicks by watching for overly tall gangly people at the local mall.

 

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Feckin 'ell 17 posts in a row, JC2! Shurely that's a record here!

I think you should get a medal!

 

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Feckin 'ell 17 posts in a row, JC2! Shurely that's a record here!

I think you should get a medal!

Shucks....... I'm getting all teary-eyed.......

 

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Pee Wee's Bog Adventure - Pee Wee gets busted while seeking sexual fulfilment in public washroom.

"This film is based on a true life story".

The Truth About Cats & Cogs Needy Ben Chaplin takes out his sexual frustration by throwing cats into machinery.
Snowbogs Ecologically minded tundra wardens fit portaloos in the wilderness to try and cut incidences of "yellow snow".
The League of Extraordinary Bentlemen Dorian Gray assembles a crack team of camp super-poofs to tackle (oo-err) an evil genius bent (phnar phnar) on world domination.
Battie Royale Hundreds of gays are deposited on a deserted island and told to fight to the death to see who becomes King of the Queers.
Hawk the Slaver Do-gooding warrior decides to look after number one, and sells his warrior band off as slaves.

 

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Sammy and Rosie get Paid - liberal minded couple decide to stop giving it away, and start doing it for cash.

 

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Ky-Beautiful Laundrette! Former South vietnamese general moves to California and opens do-it-yourself clothes washing facility.

 

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Flaskdance - stripper's career is cut short due to her penchant to take liberal nips from a concealed bottle during performances, resulting in her tossing her cookies onto the patrons sitting in Gynecology Row.

 

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New Releases

Ground the World in 80 Days - God's back and he's twice as angry.

The Lay After Tomorrow - A young nymphomaniac sets out on an insatiable quest to book her calendar.

Tray - Brad Pitt and Orlando Bloom go head to head over a tray of biscuits.

The Stepfork Wives - Nicole Kidman leads a team of housewives who design self-defense shoes.

The Verminal - Tom Hanks finds himself washed ashore on an island inhabited by giant talking vermin.

Harry Hotter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - Little Harry's all grown up and found a new pen pal.

The Chronicles of Reddick - Vin Diesel realizes he misses his friends and sneaks back into prison.

Gayfield: The Movie - Bill Murray, an eccentric old queen, wants to build his own field of dreams.

Lodgeball: A True Underdog Story - Ben Stiller is a mad scientist who invents deadly sporting goods.

Shrew 2 - Mike Myers plays a loveable rodent who falls for a real shrew, played by Cameron Diaz.

 

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Fiend of Dreams - Baseballers build ball diamond in cornfield that turns out to be portal to Hell.

 

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The Stink - Ex con men, too old to pull of successful deception, are reduced to holding up gas bars with bags of human excrement.

 

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The Getalay - Steve McQueen turns to crime, hoping to impress Ali McGraw enough to get into her pants.

 

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Sour Plane - Willy Wonka's new line of treats includes edible transportation.

 

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Whine Chicks - Marlon and Shawn Wayans pose as a pair of sisters suffering from PMS.

 

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Cay Baby - Johnny Dep plays a Jamaican hustler who makes his living servicing lonely British cougars. Not his most convincing role.