The Greatest Story Ever Told: Change one letter of a film title
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Brainspotting - Tripping youths identify and record the serial numbers of various think-boxes that fly around their heads.
Cock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels - (this synopsis has been censored by NetFanny)
Pie Another Day - Arriving home from his latest mission, James Bond finds he's run out of ingredients to make dinner with and must settle for a takeaway curry and a lager shandy instead.
Cock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels - (this synopsis has been censored by NetFanny)
Pie Another Day - Arriving home from his latest mission, James Bond finds he's run out of ingredients to make dinner with and must settle for a takeaway curry and a lager shandy instead.
The Long Piss Goodnight
A woman wakes up at night after urinating herself. Amnesia follows a severely alcohol induced night and only that minger in the pub she pulled can bring memories of her past back.
A woman wakes up at night after urinating herself. Amnesia follows a severely alcohol induced night and only that minger in the pub she pulled can bring memories of her past back.
shoddysolutions
back by dope demand
Schindler's Lisp
Induthtwialist Nathi thympathither turnth webel and thaves thome jewth fwom the gath chamber
Induthtwialist Nathi thympathither turnth webel and thaves thome jewth fwom the gath chamber
i_hate_beckham
Him From A Village
The Englishman Who Went Up A Hill and Came Down A Fountain
Hugh Grant undergoes a strange metamorphisis on top of an otherwise plain hill.
Hugh Grant undergoes a strange metamorphisis on top of an otherwise plain hill.
Lord Hugh
Multiply and
The Never Ending Tory - A documentary on what happened when duracell got involved with politics.
Jacob's Bladder - After being secretly tested on during Vietnam, Jacob has to pee every hour on the hour.
24 Hour Panty People - Documentary about an underwear-only club in the 70s.
Jacob's Bladder - After being secretly tested on during Vietnam, Jacob has to pee every hour on the hour.
24 Hour Panty People - Documentary about an underwear-only club in the 70s.
i_hate_beckham
Him From A Village
Jurassic Pork:
A theme park based around really old pigs.
A theme park based around really old pigs.
i_hate_beckham
Him From A Village
Slap Her She's Wrench:
A woman has a obcession with hitting other peoples tools
A woman has a obcession with hitting other peoples tools
i_hate_beckham
Him From A Village
Stalinglad:
Normally sad Russian dictator takes lots of happy pills and goes around with a big grin on his face.
Normally sad Russian dictator takes lots of happy pills and goes around with a big grin on his face.
pennimania
still dre and drooling
Ale that Heaven Allows
God created man and man created beer......
God created man and man created beer......
Streathamite
ideological dogmatist
Basin Instinct. Sharon Stone plays a loopy pumber who murders people by smashing a 'vanity unit' over their heads.
shoddysolutions
back by dope demand
Nuked Lunch
William Burroughs goes off on one and burns his baked beans
William Burroughs goes off on one and burns his baked beans
goldenecitrone
post tenebras lux
The Cook, the Thief, his Wife and her Plover
Jealous husband rages over his wife's new-found interest in ornithology.
Jealous husband rages over his wife's new-found interest in ornithology.
The Deer Munter
A vast amount of acid is lost in Richmond Park and stumbled accross by the deer.
A vast amount of acid is lost in Richmond Park and stumbled accross by the deer.
goldenecitrone
post tenebras lux
A Pan for all Seasons
The disgusting over indulgence of an English king in spices from all round the world is revealed, as the Time team spend hours rummaging through his freshly discovered chamber pot.
The disgusting over indulgence of an English king in spices from all round the world is revealed, as the Time team spend hours rummaging through his freshly discovered chamber pot.
Cid
Proper break this time
Nemo said:Um, it's normally spelt 'llama.'
Anyway, here's one lifted from Midget Fighter the last time this came up: 'Legally Bland.'
Good point, in which case...
Silence of the Lamas
Small scale release by Tibetan director Jontsin Demso, moving story of a group of incarnate lamas and their vowe of silence.
SwizzleStiX
Active Member
Shaving Private Ryan - A gripping war time story about a squad of soldiers trying to locate a pubic hair lost behind enema lines >>>>
Good Will Humping - Matt Damon, as you've never seen him before, decides humping would be a better hobby than hunting
The Good - The Sad - And the Ugly - Spaghetti western about a hero, a computer nerd, and a mexican
Four Beddings and a Funeral - Raunchy sequel starring hugh grant, and Divine Brown
About a Bog - Yes its your old favourite Hugh Grant again, he has a fetish for bogs this time, and who does he bump into ?
Also starring George Micheal
Maid in Manfatten - It's about a maid, she lives in La she meets this guy Ralph Fiennes - he takes her fishing, this makes her well happy, thus she gets promoted and everything falls into place oh yes- she's well endowed
How to lose a Van in ten days - Veronica has just learned to drive, and hubbie doesn't like her new freedom, they go travelling together and she accidentally parks in .... Can't think of a finishing line, but maybe you chaps could enlighten us
Porn free -
Good Will Humping - Matt Damon, as you've never seen him before, decides humping would be a better hobby than hunting
The Good - The Sad - And the Ugly - Spaghetti western about a hero, a computer nerd, and a mexican
Four Beddings and a Funeral - Raunchy sequel starring hugh grant, and Divine Brown
About a Bog - Yes its your old favourite Hugh Grant again, he has a fetish for bogs this time, and who does he bump into ?
Also starring George Micheal
Maid in Manfatten - It's about a maid, she lives in La she meets this guy Ralph Fiennes - he takes her fishing, this makes her well happy, thus she gets promoted and everything falls into place oh yes- she's well endowed
How to lose a Van in ten days - Veronica has just learned to drive, and hubbie doesn't like her new freedom, they go travelling together and she accidentally parks in .... Can't think of a finishing line, but maybe you chaps could enlighten us
Porn free -
Fez909
toilet expert
Hobocop 80s drama flick about a policeman who loses his job, wife and house then roams from town to town solving petty crimes.
Independance Dad Special effects blockbuster which sees Will Smith do battle with his ex-wife over custody of their kids...100 miles above the earth.
Tron Greek epic gets a digital remake.
Die Another Way Secret Agent is killed during an operation and is selected to be sent back to earth to represent Gabriel in the annual Heaven & Hell "Interesting Deaths" competition.
Independance Dad Special effects blockbuster which sees Will Smith do battle with his ex-wife over custody of their kids...100 miles above the earth.
Tron Greek epic gets a digital remake.
Die Another Way Secret Agent is killed during an operation and is selected to be sent back to earth to represent Gabriel in the annual Heaven & Hell "Interesting Deaths" competition.
i_hate_beckham
Him From A Village
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Black
Jay and Silent Bob join the KKK and lynch ethnic minority groups.
Jay and Silent Bob join the KKK and lynch ethnic minority groups.
Lord Hugh
Multiply and
Duke Where's My Car? - The family Rolls Royce goes missing & the servants go on a zany quest to find it, while the Duke & Duchess stay at home & drink port.
Dude Where's My Cab? - The taxi didn't come & the director missed his flight. The ensuing enquiries last long enough to fill a 90-minute film, so they decided to release it.
Dude There's My Car! - Like wow dude it's my car! Like duuuude. I wish I was sober enough to drive it. [A sequel]
*Enough of that*
Lino & Stitch - A genetically modified version of lino that's sewable goes horribly wrong & is not sewable. Awful.
Dude Where's My Cab? - The taxi didn't come & the director missed his flight. The ensuing enquiries last long enough to fill a 90-minute film, so they decided to release it.
Dude There's My Car! - Like wow dude it's my car! Like duuuude. I wish I was sober enough to drive it. [A sequel]
*Enough of that*
Lino & Stitch - A genetically modified version of lino that's sewable goes horribly wrong & is not sewable. Awful.
ViolentPanda
Hardly getting over it.
Fowling For Columbine Black trenchcoated high-school students go on a duck shoot.
Das Toot A group of German submariners smuggle sub-loads of peruvian marching powder under the Atlantic.
Nodding Hill Junkies Hugh Grant & Julia Roberts shoot up north of the river.
From Hull Inspector Abberline realises that the reason Jack the Ripper is such a tortured soul is that he was born and bred in a Northern fishing port.
Das Toot A group of German submariners smuggle sub-loads of peruvian marching powder under the Atlantic.
Nodding Hill Junkies Hugh Grant & Julia Roberts shoot up north of the river.
From Hull Inspector Abberline realises that the reason Jack the Ripper is such a tortured soul is that he was born and bred in a Northern fishing port.
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
bawling for columbine - a group of columbine students take part in an annual weeping competition.
Zen things I hate about you - an archetypal battle between nerdy forest monks and their "popular" monastic counterparts. In direct opposition to the laws of real life social interaction, the nerdy forest buddhist folk triumph while the irritating house buddhists learn some harsh but valuable life lessons! 
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