The Greatest Story Ever Told: Change one letter of a film title

[Johnny Canuck3]

White Checks - Wayans Brothers try to gain entry into segregated golf club by wearing loud tacky WASP leisure clothing.

 

[Vixiha]

Spuder-Man 2 - Tobey Maguire fights evil dressed as a potato.

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

The Fable Guy - cable company phone service operator tells whopping lies to customers about when they can expect to get their service fixed.

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

Helpboy - misunderstood freak from Hell tries to save the world from monsters by sitting down and listening to their problems.

 

[Vixiha]

Bleepover - After sharing a bowl of punch spiked with special ingredients, a group of 8th grade girls discovers they can no longer use swear words.

 

[Vixiha]

The Doob in the Floor - Kim Bassinger finds her last joint has fallen between the cracks in the floorboards.

 

[punkrockfaggot]

Fast Action Hero- ....

 

[DJ Squelch]

Easy Cider
2 hippies travel across America while drinking fermented apple tipple.

 

[laptop]

Fear and Loaning in Las Vegas Hunter gets in trouble with the sharks


It was a ð (eth), honest... "loaðing"

 

[maomao]

Gone With the Wino - Scarlet forsakes her Southern pride and runs away to Boston with a negro alcoholic.

Kill Jill -Docudrama concerning the tragic death of crimestopper witch Dando.

Battie of Algiers - North African backdoor antics.

 

[laptop]

Brando tribute

Apocalypse Not Surprise! It's not Kurz, it's the Dalai Lama!

Streetcar Tamed Desire the silver ring thing goes for heavier metal

Lash Tango in Paris sleazy remake, no butter

A Fry White Season battling apartheid in a chippy

The Codfather coat... batter...

 

[MysteryGuest]

Fear and Loaning in Las Vegas Hunter gets in trouble with the sharks


It was a ð (eth), honest... "loaðing"

Yes yes, very good.

Generally, though, and I know that I've posted on this thread actually , threads like this create an impression of gangs of people working systematically in underground bunkers trying to "crack" film titles by ruthlessly trying different combinations of letters in various parts of established film titles in accordance with various algorithms and charts based on permutations and combinations of the alphabet.

The overall effect is actually deeply unfunny.

Yes, yes, I know, I'm a curmudgeonly bastard etc etc.

But I still think I've got a point.

This whole thread is deeply boring imo. And I would look askance, and probably not go down the pub for a pint with, anybody who has actually found this whole affair "rib-ticklingly" hilarious.

 

[laptop]

Yes, yes, I know, I'm a curmudgeonly bastard

Miss Minnie, can we extend the tagline length limit now?

 

[KeeperofDragons]

Crease - Danny Zuko learns to iron to music

KeeperofDragons

 

[Hocus Eye.]

Reach for the Ski

Second World War ace fighter pilot with no legs resigns himself to captivity in POW camp after discovering the benefits of eating yoghurt.

Hocus Eye

 

[MysteryGuest]

Fucking hell... it's like picking up one of those "humour" books when you're in a bookshop desperately trying to find a last-second present that you should've thought about earlier but didn't... So you start flicking through a "Little Book of Supposedly Bowel-Voidingly Funny But Actually Only Mildly Amusing Film Titles Created By Changing One Letter of the Title of a Reasonably Well-Known Film".



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(extra curmudgeonly tonight, and make no mistake)

 

[laptop]

That'll be...

The Prime of Miss Mean Brodie Irascible schoolmarm hides lovable side

 

[IntoStella]

A Moth in the Country

An entymological tale of rural folk.

 

[Kameron]

The Munted One mans extreme 24 hour drug fueled party is bought to an end by his PE teacher in a furious chase across the London Squat party scene.

Things to Do in Denver When You're Deaf: Jimmy has a shaddy jod faking hearing for the deaf, it goes wrong with the gangster overlord and Jimmy and his crew will all be deaf very soon.

Shawshark Redemption A Man eating sharks' jouney from killer to celebrity

Meat People Suck Three angry vegetarians compare notes on how much meat they used to eat. It gets messy. A rare movie.

 

[Orang Utan]

Spinal Tao - a rock band find peace at last after a disastrous reunion tour

 

[Barking_Mad]

Lord of the Ring

"Who's the Daddy?"

 

[Barking_Mad]

Return of the Ring

"I knew you'd come back for more, they always do"

 

[Barking_Mad]

The Two Mowers

Two middle-aged flymo mowers find love in an old scrap yard.

 

[Barking_Mad]

North by North East

Cary Grant gets his co-ordinates wrong in this comedy remake

 

[Barking_Mad]

The Loonies

Mental patients on the run find another pirate ship, in their minds.

 

[Barking_Mad]

The Germinator

NHS Cleaners training video on the importance of cleanliness.

 

[Barking_Mad]

The Codfather

The Codfather trains 'crack shoals' in a fishing boat revenge terror attack movie - Steven Segul stars as a real high flyer in this battle against time.

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

F1-11: Squadron of the aging swing wing fighter bombers is sent on a search and destroy mission to find Michael Moore.

Bow-wing for Columbine: Unable to properly pronounce the movie's title, frustrated person with speech impediment goes postal at local multiplex.

Rover and Me: the most important event in Moore's life: in his childhood backyard beside the Love Canal, Moore's dog gives birth to a litter of two-headed puppies.

 

[Loki]

Rebel Without a Clause

Teen icon stock trader tries to screw the stockbroking market only to find his lawyer forgot to include an indemnity clause in his contract.

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

The Germinator

NHS Cleaners training video on the importance of cleanliness.

The Verminator: he may be the pest control guy to you, but to cockroaches, he's Adolph Eichmann.

The Perminator: robot hairdresser is sent back from the future to save humanity from sterility due to gamma rays, by giving the females of today, protective blond helmet hair.