The Greatest Story Ever Told: Change one letter of a film title

[Juice Terry]

Slade Runner - Our hero gets a job running errands for the band Slade in 1970's Birmingham.

 

[Cid]

Mild things
Rather dull story of an Englisman's search for bland foodstuffs whilst travelling in India.

The Cock
The film Sean Connery doesn't want you to know about - Raunchy porn flick also starring Nick Cage as a chemical weapons expert exploring his sexuality.

The Cost Boys
'Sleep all Day, do the accounts all night. Stay middle aged for ever. Never die. It's not exactly fun to be a Vampire accountant.'

Ghost in the Smell
Mamoru Oshis seminal anime about how one of Tony Blairs farts develops a mind of its own - can it be classed as a concious being?

Man Bites Hog
Black comedy from Belgium in a documentry style, three students follow the life of a man who only eats pork (B&W, subtitled).

 

[J77]

Full Metal Packet

*warning: this film has recieved an X certificate*

 

[ChrisFilter]

Never Bending Story

Despite a very linear plot, kids still love this family movie.

 

[shoddysolutions]

Dark Sitar

Screwball sci-fi comedy in which the all Indian crew of the spaceship Ravi Shankar get held captive in deep space by a talking bomb

Charlie's Mangels

Reclusive billionaire recruits three sexy WPCs to go undercover at car boot sales to sniff out bargain redundant washing implements

Rednobs and Broomsticks

Er ... never mind

 

[Nemo]

The Dummy - a history of the Reagan and Bush I administrations.

The Dummy Returns - a history of the Bush II administration.

The Passion of the C(h)risp - Gary Lineker stars in another dire commercial, this time feature-length.

 

[ChrisFilter]

Pi-tanic!

Kris Akabusi makes maths mega fun in a feature length educational video for kids in the know.

 

[ChrisFilter]

Bumbi

tramps mum dies

 

[ChrisFilter]

Chipper!

Eric Bana stars in the story of an incredibly well spoken Aussie criminal

 

[ChrisFilter]

BMA Bandits -

Kids detect nasty goings on in the world of medicine.

 

[ChrisFilter]

One Blew Over The Cuckoo's Chest

hardcore bird porn... sequel to coming on blue tits.

 

[pennimania]

From Russia with Glove

James Bond faces his trickiest mission yet when he has to deal with the KGB's plot to undermine the western accessories market

 

[Col_Buendia]

"The Buns of Navarone"

Crack British commando team in WWII climb steep cliffs and then sit down to cream teas.

 

[SubZeroCat]

One Blew Over The Cuckoo's Chest

hardcore bird porn... sequel to coming on blue tits.

Haha!

here's ya feckin 10 characters

 

[Wintermute]

The Talented Ms Ripley
Geeky con artist outwits acid-bleeding space monster. With jazz.

Goldpinger
James Bond - 007.007.007.007

Chunderball
Evil megalomaniac plots to destroy west with high-velocity projectile vomiting.

Ocean's 12
Crappy, overblown remake. Sorry, what? Is has? It is? Oh, right.

 

[rubbershoes]

"The Buns of Navarone"

Crack British commando team in WWII climb steep cliffs and then sit down to cream teas.

Buns? In a cream tea?
Scones or nothing, dear colonel.
You may want to have a word with the mess sergeant about this


Pump fiction
Manning an isolated petrol station, a young boy passes the time with a selection of novels

Chariots of Wire
Dull docudrama about a roman engineer’s attempts to make a lightweight chariot

 

[Poi E]

Yawn of the Dead.

Docu-drama showing the world-weariness of professional zombies who tire of playing the same roles in endless sequels and remakes

 

[rubbershoes]

Beverly Hills Mop
When tinseltown’s A-listers have a dirty kitchen or a spillage that needs clearing up, they know who to call

Goon with the wind
Drama about Harry Secombe's legendary flatulence

Meat
DeNiro tries to pull one last butcher’s heist

 

[Pickman's model]

the lizard of oz ....

dr jazzzzz presents his answer to michael moore, looking at an australian lizardman connection to sept 11.

 

[goldenecitrone]

The Maltese Falco

Humphrey Bogart searches the Dominican Republic for the elusive Austrian pop star only to find him wrapped up in an ornamental Porsche Spyder.

 

[goldenecitrone]

Raining Stoves

Ken Loach's harrowing account of life on a council estate during a freak hurricane that rips through the local cooking appliance factory.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Rebel Without a Pause

James Dean goes on a non-stop rampage

 

[goldenecitrone]

Rubel without a cause

In post-Soviet Russia the old currency finds it increasingly difficult to keep pace with the mighty dollar.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Rubel without a cause

In post-Soviet Russia the old currency finds it increasingly difficult to keep pace with the mighty dollar.

Cheat. You've changed more than one letter

 

[rubbershoes]

I was a fugitive from a chin gang
On the run from Jimmy Hill’s henchmen

Metropolice
A dystopian vision of the future

 

[Relahni]

First Flood - All action thriller starring Noah

 

[rubbershoes]

Sulu
A few soldiers defend an outpost from the USS Enterprise’s flight engineer

 

[Sweet FA]

Shopper
Ultra-violent Aussie hardman goes down Tescos.

 

[Col_Buendia]

Buns? In a cream tea?
Scones or nothing, dear colonel.
You may want to have a word with the mess sergeant about this

You posh git - where I come from scones were buns, and we never got either

"Bladerimmer"

Harrison Ford discovers he is a robot programmed to lick the living bejaysus out of... well, if you don't get it post a thread up in sexuality, eh?

Oh and I don't care if I changed more than one letter, it's close enough!

 

[shoddysolutions]

Carlito's WAN

Cuban mafioso comes out of the pen a reformed character and retrains as a computer consultant to a groovy disco soundtrack

Carlito's Wavy

Cuban mafioso comes out of the pen a reformed character and retrains as a hairdresser to a groovy disco soundtrack