The Greatest Story Ever Told: Change one letter of a film title

[Col_Buendia]

Sladerunner

Harrison Ford discovers he is a robot programmed to procure young girls and tune guitars for awful 70's rock band.

 

[Col_Buendia]

Gladerunner

Harrison Ford discovers he is a robot programmed to jog through lush green valleys.

(Alright, I'll give it a rest)

 

[shoddysolutions]

Lend It Like Beckham

A young asian woman follows in the footsteps of her footballing hero and discovers the joy of making interest-free loans

 

[shoddysolutions]

Boing John Malkovich

A filing clerk discovers a bouncy castle that looks just like the famous actor.

 

[rubbershoes]

Watership Town
The bunnies are all gone. A tale of urban sprawl


The Bitcher
Rutger Hauer makes snide comments

 

[shoddysolutions]

The Arse that Ate Paris

Visitors to a small outpost in the Australian outback are haunted at night by the roar of an enormous rampaging rectum

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Fridge Over the River Kwai

Allied PoWs are treated to free beer by their Japanese guards

 

[MysteryGuest]

GOM WITH THE WIND

Down with stale bread, says yer man!

<-- squeezing one out

 

[Col_Buendia]

Bill Bill (Vols I & II)

Quentin Tarantino sends a mutherfuckin massive, I mean, fucking massive, like we're talking John Holmes mutherfucking massive invoice to former US president Clinton.

 

[SubZeroCat]

The Gay After Tomorrow

Set in the future, a gay man predicts big storms and much thunder around the world.

 

[SubZeroCat]

Breakin' All The Mules

A man gets dumped by his girlfriend. Heartbroken and enraged he sets about the country smashing all donkeys he comes accross, with his beloved deceased Grandfather's baseball bat.

 

[Logales]

Ghost Butters

The spirits of the deceased Anchor cows bring havoc to a New York apartment block.

 

[SubZeroCat]

21 Grans

Death, murder, drugs. These grannies are wild, and stop at nothing!

 

[SubZeroCat]

Glove Actually

They thought it was a hat. It was a glove. Actually.

 

[rubbershoes]

Price up your ears
..and sell them to BUPA


The Untorchables
Docudrama about asbestos mats

 

[goldenecitrone]

Glove Actually

They thought it was a hat. It was a glove. Actually.

tres amusant

How about My hair lady!

Professor Higgins tries to stop a brazen female thief from stealing his extremely expensive Afghan silk wig in the East end of London.

 

[goldenecitrone]

Or even The ditches of Eastwick

The devil plagues the small American town with a series of small troughs and burrows that he furtively digs up while the sexually repressed townsfolk sleep.

 

[ViolentPanda]

DRAINSPOTTERS A Bunch of Edinburgh fuckwits trot around the granite city looking for sewers while stoned out of their bonces.

SPINAL ZAPChristopher Guest & Co get electrical currents passed through their backs.

ALTARED STATES Psychological researcher wigs out in a cathedral.

 

[Cid]

The Wicker Pan

A harrowing tale of failed kitchen appliances

Pop gun

Docudrama charting the invention of the infamous childrens toy.

 

[poet]

Donnie Narco

Troubled teenager dodges jet-engine and is chosen to investigate crack ring. But it's all a dream....

 

[Cid]

The Lost Samurai

Tom Cruise plays a US officer who rebels and becomes a Samurai. Then gets lost.

 

[Cid]

2001: A face odyssey

The harrowing story of a plastic surgeon assigned to 'beautify' Anne Widdecombe...

Silence of the Lamas

Distressing psychological thriller about a former Mexican Lama farmer fighting against adversity for a place in the FBI whilst tracking down an evil criminal with the aid of the notourios Hannibal Lectern - a bookstand with an appetite for human flesh.

(cheekily copied from my post in the books version of this thread)

 

[Flavour]

Resevoir Logs

someone has been felling trees near the lake again

 

[Flavour]

Trainslotting

a junkie gets a job working the signals at morecambe

 

[Flavour]

Pump Fiction

A gas station worker in Ohio makes up stories for tips while he's filling tanks

 

[Flavour]

The fast and the curious

she likes really fast sex, he likes to experiment and try new things. it's not a happy ending

 

[Kaka Tim]

Jacobs Larder - Tim Robbins has visions of demons everytime he goes to fix himeself a snack.

Bridget Jones Dairy - Tedious Rom Com about a right stupid cow.

A Mullet for the General - Lou Castel teaches Mexican Revolutionaries about hairdressing.

East of Edam - James Dean makes a fortune in the Dutch Cheese market.

Jurassic Parp - Fossilised for millions of years, until Richard Attenborough relesases a force of nature ...

 

[laptop]

Wattleship Potemkin Bolshevik coracle epic

The Veneral Buster Keaton mimes the clap

Casablanda Muzak™ bar makeover show

Twelve 'Ungry Men long but oddly compelling debate over what to order

Petropolis after Dog Way Afternoon - now they've taken the whole city!

Straw Logs Ultraviolent alternative energy docco

Dr Strangemove Surreal chess classic

 

[Stigmata]

WITLESS- Harrison Ford goes undercover amongst the simple folk of the Bush administration in order to protect a witness.

THE FROCK- Sean Connery and Nicolas Cage in their most disturbing film yet.

 

[laptop]

Apocalypse Cow Bovine battle

Full Metal Packet Going postal

Caving Private Ryan Underground rescue

The Ditty Dozen Musical mayhem