The Betting Shop II

[flimsier]

France -1 goal 11/8, £300

I'm not taking this. I can't find this betting. Go to the other shop where you found it.

 

[flimsier]

I'll have a tonne on Philipoussis meself flimsy, 3/1. cheers

You won't. Unlucky.

 

[flimsier]

£300 staked ta.

Henry is 10/11

Do you want it, or are you gonna fuck off?

 

[ernestolynch]

Can't you lay it yourself like a proper bookie? I did that all the time.

 

[ernestolynch]

And the reminder of my balance on that bet too.

Receipt

ta

 

[flimsier]

Prior to post 453, having not yet put any money on Henry to score, you have £330 ern.

And no, I'm not laying it myself - you don't call my odds. Getting boring.

 

[exosculate]

Asian Line Handicap

Bet on Greece: You win at 2.02 if Greece wins the match. You lose if the match is drawn or Russia win.

£500 on Greece to win on the above.


Total goals - odd or even
Odd 1.90
Even 1.85

£100 on odd for Greece v Russia as above


Who will win the first corner
Russia evens
Greece 8/11

£100 on Russia to get first corner


Thanks Bookie

Hi Bookie

Please can you pay on the odd score line and check which team had first corner. Thank you muchly.

 

[ernestolynch]

Henry is 10/11

Do you want it, or are you gonna fuck off?

I'll have Kirk Stevens mate.

 

[past caring]

*bangs on perspex screen*

 

[holteman]

film i i got odds of 6-1 from ladbrokes for vassel last scorer...i'l stick a score on it....



will you take the bet?

 

[exosculate]

Asian Line Handicap
Portugal 0 & -0.5 ball 2.10 Spain 0 & +0.5 ball 1.74
Payment Outcome Summary
Bet on Portugal: You win at 2.10 if Portugal win the match with a goal difference of one or more. If Portugal draw, half your stake will be returned. You lose your whole stake if Spain win the match.

£250 (my last dosh) on Portugal to beat Spain as above.

I feel a winning streak coming on Bookie.

*Goes off hunting for small change inside the sofa*

Hi bookie - please make payment as soon as is convenient.

 

[flimsier]

Well spotted with the handicap! Better odds. Wonder if Ladbrokes have noticed it.

£700 thank you and good luck!

£390 RETURN!

There you go! Russia had the first corner.

 

[past caring]

You won't. Unlucky.

What? You just gave the sdame odds to ern? What's special about his money?

*bangs on perspex screen*

 

[flimsier]

Hi bookie - please make payment as soon as is convenient.

PAID £525 Well done!

 

[past caring]

Oi - I'm talking to you.

 

[flimsier]

I'll have Kirk Stevens mate.

I warned you about trying to get your own odds again.

 

[flimsier]

Oi - I'm talking to you.

You know what happened. You can't have the bet. Sorry.

 

[flimsier]

film i i got odds of 6-1 from ladbrokes for vassel last scorer...i'l stick a score on it....



will you take the bet?

£20 taken. Thanks again.

 

[past caring]

No - I don't fucking know what happened.

You took ern's bet - why aren't you taking mine?

Shyster.

 

[flimsier]

No - I don't fucking know what happened.

You took ern's bet - why aren't you taking mine?

Shyster.

My assistant mis-read ern's bet. I'm honouring the mistake.

It's not happening again.

 

[flimsier]

Bookie is off to the pub to watch the football. All bets after this post are accepted at advertised odds (prior to kick-off).

Any other bets will be at this bookies odds (no-one else's) and settled later.

Any posts that have 'edited by...' at the end will result in cancelled account.

Don't try it.

 

[past caring]

Wot assistant would that be?

Fucking shyster......

 

[ernestolynch]

You can't do that, bookie. You have to take his bet. You gave no warning or rescindment of the price, before pc placed his bet.

 

[flimsier]

Wot assistant would that be?

Fucking shyster......

Unlucky.

Still bitter

 

[flimsier]

You can't do that, bookie. You have to take his bet. You gave no warning or rescindment of the price, before pc placed his bet.

I already have. Unlucky. I never advertised that price. It was a mistake on the betting slip.

 

[ernestolynch]

*Waits outside shop with pc*
*Follows flimsier into pub*

*Waits*

 

[ernestolynch]

I already have. Unlucky. I never advertised that price. It was a mistake on the betting slip.

You made none. A bet was placed in good honour, which you are now reneging on. Welcher.

 

[past caring]

Welcher, knocker......

*waits with ern, fingers dusters*

 

[starfish]

If anyone wants a pint in Lynch's im getting a round in.

 

[holteman]

<sees pc and ern walk over to pub tooled up>



<thinks fuck it he dont pay me enough>