The Betting Shop II

[ernestolynch]

*Bangs on perspex screen*

Fucking amateur!!!

 

[past caring]

Where's he gone ern?

Is he in a huff again?

 

[flimsier]

I don't want doubles - or any of that bollocks.

I want to know the odds you'll give on all four of those predictions - as a single bet. I get three out of the four correct, I win nothing......

ern - you still in the shop mate?
Can't you get back behind the jump?

I see.

22/1

 

[flimsier]

Is it fuck diificult - All the quarters will be up in a few days - prices on each - 3-2 either team - just double the fuckers up, man! Its not fucking rocket science!

*Bangs on perspex screen*

I'm sure your mate Joe'll take the bet then!

 

[flimsier]

Where's he gone ern?

Is he in a huff again?

I was fucking working it out. If you'd made yourself clear

 

[ernestolynch]

Where's he gone ern?

Is he in a huff again?

I think he's round the back crying again.

*Gives perspex screen a fucking big whallop*

I set up this shop! You haven't even paid me my dues yet!

 

[ernestolynch]

Double up all the last seven games of the tournament then -

3-2 correct scores, either team. Take ladbrokes prices.
£112.

 

[past caring]

I see.

22/1

£50 then

Thanks.

 

[flimsier]

Double up all the last seven games of the tournament then -

3-2 correct scores, either team. Take ladbrokes prices.
£112.

Don't you listen? No thanks. As already said.

 

[ernestolynch]

I see.

22/1

That's a fucking shit price, goldberg.
*Throws pen at holteman*

 

[flimsier]

£50 then

Thanks.

£50 taken on England win and Roon FTS, France win and Henry FTS at 22/1

I reckon that may be slightly generous (I originally reckoned 18 or 20 but tried to be tempting)...

 

[flimsier]

That's a fucking shit price, goldberg.
*Throws pen at holteman*

Bollocks.

Don't take it then.

 

[past caring]

That's a fucking shit price, goldberg.
*Throws pen at holteman*

You're right.

30/1 or I'm keeping my money.

 

[flimsier]

Bookie (starts on 0):

flimsier: £22705

In TWO and a HALF days.

at ern.

Did you get near that?

 

[flimsier]

You're right.

30/1 or I'm keeping my money.

You're too late.

 

[ernestolynch]

Don't you listen? No thanks. As already said.

£127 then, final offer.

 

[past caring]

Bollocks.

Don't take it then.

So what did that mean?

 

[ernestolynch]

*Bangs on perspex screen*

 

[flimsier]

I was talking to ern.



Roon and Henry are 16/1 on their own as a double (without needing France and England to win). I'll allow you to change it to that if you like. That's Ladbrokes prices.

 

[past caring]

*headbutts perspex screen*

 

[ernestolynch]

Where's the fucking Wimbledon matches' prices?
*Looks at all the noticeboards*
*Looks up at TV monitors*
*Bangs on perspex screen*

 

[flimsier]

£127 then, final offer.

Ern, I'll work out how easy it is tomorrow, but I don't think I want to take £1 doubles bets thanks.

The bookie will get back to you.

 

[flimsier]

Where's the fucking Wimbledon matches' prices?
*Looks at all the noticeboards*
*Looks up at TV monitors*
*Bangs on perspex screen*

There's been no winner interest so I didn't put em up.

Do you want em?

 

[marty21]

500 on england winning v the croatians please

 

[ernestolynch]

*headbutts perspex screen*

*Whispers*
We should wait outside the shop for when the cunt finishes tonight.

 

[holteman]

That's a fucking shit price, goldberg.
*Throws pen at holteman*

right .......

puts on leather gloves....

grabs ern by his tiny welsh bollocks

chucks him outside head first......

decides next time it would be easier to open door first.....


sweeps up glass......

 

[past caring]

I was talking to ern.



Roon and Henry are 16/1 on their own as a double (without needing France and England to win). I'll allow you to change it to that if you like. That's Ladbrokes prices.

You replied to ern - but his post quoted the price you'd offered me. What was "don't take it" supposed to mean?

Give me 25s and I'll stick......go on you know you want to.

 

[ernestolynch]

There's been no winner interest so I didn't put em up.

Do you want em?

Why the fuck did I ask for them?
*Shakes head and sighs*

 

[flimsier]

500 on england winning v the croatians please

Taken at 4/5.

Thank you sir!

£900 return. Well done.

 

[ernestolynch]

You replied to ern - but his post quoted the price you'd offered me. What was "don't take it" supposed to mean?

Give me 25s and I'll stick......go on you know you want to.

I'll have the same bet at 33s. Just a score mind.