The Betting Shop II

[flimsier]

A reminder that to claim any winning bets, you must ask and display the post in a quote or tell me the post number (or both!)

 

[flimsier]

I'm not going to update the previous. Here are current odds for Euro 2004:


Tournament winner
France 5/2
Czech Republic 5/1
Portugal 5/1
England 6/1
Italy 7/1
Sweden 12/1
Germany 14/1
Denmark 20/1
Holland 20/1
Greece 25/1
Croatia 50/1
Switzerland 500/1
Latvia 750/1
2004-06-21 19:45:00 Each-way bets 1/2 odds first 2

Top tournament goalscorer
Henrik Larsson 4/1
Milan Baros 5/1
Zinedine Zidane 6/1
Ruud van Nistelrooy 7/1
Wayne Rooney 7/1
Zlatan Ibrahimovic 9/1
David Trezeguet 10/1
Thierry Henry 10/1
Antonio Cassano 16/1
Christian Vieri 16/1
Michael Owen 25/1
Dado Prso 33/1
Jon Dahl Tomasson 33/1
Nuno Gomes 33/1
Jan Koller 40/1
Cristiano Ronaldo 50/1
Milan Rapaic 50/1
Louis Saha 66/1
Pauleta 66/1
Alessandro Del Piero 80/1
Frank Lampard 80/1
David Beckham 100/1
Georgios Karagounis 100/1
Kevin Kuranyi 100/1
Luis Figo 100/1
Miroslav Klose 100/1
Pavel Nedved 100/1
Pierre van Hooijdonk 100/1
Robert Pires 100/1
Rui Costa 100/1
Vladimir Smicer 100/1
Emile Heskey 125/1
Freddie Ljungberg 125/1
Michael Ballack 125/1
Angelos Basinas 150/1
Ebbe Sand 150/1
Marco Di Vaio 150/1
Patrick Kluivert 150/1
Paul Scholes 150/1
Sylvain Wiltord 150/1
Demis Nikolaidis 200/1
Fredi Bobic 200/1
Maris Verpakovskis 200/1
Rafael van der Vaart 200/1
Alexander Frei 250/1
Roy Makaay 250/1
Stephane Chapuisat 350/1
Francesco Totti 500/1
Hakan Yakin 500/1
Dimitar Berbatov 1000/1


Available until kick-off in the England game.

 

[Sorry.]

I'd like £20 on England/Croatia to finish 0-0 pls flims. Also £10 on England h/t/Croatia f/t.

 

[upsidedownwalrus]

I'm getting nervous about tonight's game, so I'm going to make a whole load of panicky croatia score bets:

Croatia win 1-0 10 quid
Croatia win 2-0 10 quid
Croatia win 2-1 10 quid
Croatia win 3-1 10 quid
Croatia win 3-0 5 quid
Croatia win 4-0 5 quid

 

[holteman]

k now before i go out and wash them windows and empty the ash trays....


i'l have

£100 on england to win
£20 on owen first scorer
£50 on total goals been ODD
£50 on england ht/ft
£10 on england 2-0
£10 on england 2-1
£10 on england 3-1

im putting my faith in the lads tonight!.....if they dont win i hope the fucking plane crashes!

 

[pagan]

You having a bet or what?

Luckily for you I didnt cos that Lafi romped home @ 6/1
Not that you'd have paid out

 

[pagan]

I want England to win cos Croatia are a bunch of fascists but.....

I'll have £100 on Croatia please
and a £50 saver on the draw
and £20 Prso being first scorer.
Ta.
I'll have a coffee too . White, one sugar. And a can of Irn Bru for later. Oh, and a Kit Kat. And the key to the toilets. Please.

 

[holteman]

heres the key....

dont loose it again....and if you make a mess this time i aint clearing it up!

 

[holteman]

well since the boss aint here i might as well try the combination to the safe again......

75.....34........52.......damn!

45......87......21............bugger!


34........78.............65....click! yes done it screw this im of to the carrabian!!! shove you crappy job up your ars.......oh wait its still locked



<walks of to finnish cleaning the toilets>

 

[Relahni]

Afternoon - dons cap - could I please have 200 pounds sterling on Michael Owen to score the first goal in the England Croatia game.

Do belive he's 9-2.

Potential return £900 plus stake.

Thank you kindly. <leaves shop to go to bakery to purchase Iced buns>

 

[Pickman's model]

...........

 

[holteman]

flim aint shown up for work!

i got the place to myself.......£200 pound you say no problem just hand it over....taa


<runs off to lynch inn with wad of cash and leaves stuffed teddy bear in charge>

 

[starfish]

£50.00 double. France & Croatia to win tonight please.

Anyone know how to fix broken Macs?

 

[Relahni]

flim aint shown up for work!

i got the place to myself.......£200 pound you say no problem just hand it over....taa


<runs off to lynch inn with wad of cash and leaves stuffed teddy bear in charge>

Bah!!!!!! Robbed again! First by a bookie (his shop had been burned down and..........................) now some Brummie scally!!!!!!!!!!!

<gets pump action shotgun out>

 

[Rollem]

>nicks relahni's iced buns<

 

[Relahni]

>nicks relahni's iced buns<

Get yer hands of my buns......ya hussy!

 

[starfish]

Did someone mention iced buns. Any going spare?

 

[Rollem]

*burp*

nope

 

[starfish]

Eating for 2 though aint ya.

 

[belboid]

I have my free £100 bet to play i believe. lets go, £50 england to win 3-1, & £25 each on Gerrard and Sokota being first scorer.

I thank you.

 

[ernestolynch]

*Bangs on perspex screen*
*Hacks up some phlegm*
*Hands over tatty betting slip*

A score on England/Croatia HTFT
A score on Draw/Croatia HTFT
£100 on the Croats to do the English

Can I do some permed doubles, maths boy?

 

[flimsier]

I'm getting nervous about tonight's game, so I'm going to make a whole load of panicky croatia score bets:

Croatia win 1-0 10 quid
Croatia win 2-0 10 quid
Croatia win 2-1 10 quid
Croatia win 3-1 10 quid
Croatia win 3-0 5 quid
Croatia win 4-0 5 quid

I'll have the £40 for the first four at the odds of 8/1, 18/1, 14/1 and 40/1

I don't accept bets of below ten quid though, so if you want the other two please bet again. At this stage they are not accepted. Sorry.

 

[flimsier]

I'd like £20 on England/Croatia to finish 0-0 pls flims. Also £10 on England h/t/Croatia f/t.

7s and 28/1

£30. Thanks and good luck.

 

[flimsier]

k now before i go out and wash them windows and empty the ash trays....


i'l have

£100 on england to win
£20 on owen first scorer
£50 on total goals been ODD
£50 on england ht/ft
£10 on england 2-0
£10 on england 2-1
£10 on england 3-1

im putting my faith in the lads tonight!.....if they dont win i hope the fucking plane crashes!

£250. Thanks holte.

RETURN £304 WELL DONE!

 

[flimsier]

I'll have £100 on Croatia please
and a £50 saver on the draw
and £20 Prso being first scorer.
Ta.
I'll have a coffee too . White, one sugar. And a can of Irn Bru for later. Oh, and a Kit Kat. And the key to the toilets. Please.

Just hand over the £170 mouthy-boy. And I'll need id if you win.

3/1, 12/5 and 10/1

 

[flimsier]

Afternoon - dons cap - could I please have 200 pounds sterling on Michael Owen to score the first goal in the England Croatia game.

Do belive he's 9-2.

Potential return £900 plus stake.

Thank you kindly. <leaves shop to go to bakery to purchase Iced buns>

£200 taken. Longest odds we've had on the fella for a while y'know.

Stake refunded if goldenballs scores the last goal, but you need to come and claim it.

Thanks for your custom!

 

[holteman]

ahh gaffer where you been leaving me and the teddy to look after the show!

i want a pay rise!

 

[holteman]

ahhh while im at it i'l stick £200 on france to win as well

 

[flimsier]

I have my free £100 bet to play i believe. lets go, £50 england to win 3-1, & £25 each on Gerrard and Sokota being first scorer.

I thank you.

Your free £100 bet is a scorecast. That means you need a first goalscorer and correct score double on the whole £100.

The above bets are not accepted unless you hand over cash. Sorry.

 

[flimsier]

£50.00 double. France & Croatia to win tonight please.

Anyone know how to fix broken Macs?

£50 thanks 1/3 and 3/1