*The Archers thread

[a_chap]

I had June Spencer in my celebrity death pool prediction year after year after year.

I eventually decided she was immortal so didn't include her this year!!!!

RIP June. I was only joking. You were a great actress and will be missed

 

[bluescreen]

I assumed Justin was having a whimpering nightmare, but he was supposed to be awake all along, listening while Robert was faking the AI using Rex's cloned voice. The Archers has already jumped the Am, now it's jumped the Rewilding. I am waiting for Justin to tell Martin Gibson all about the wonderful AI tour on the rewilding website only for Gibson to sneer at his naivety and Justin to discover he was tricked into his largesse. Even then, I'm not sure this late cringey Scroogefest will have been worth it.

As for Fallon's ever diminishing non-start-up...

 

[Elpenor]

I assumed Justin was having a whimpering nightmare, but he was supposed to be awake all along, listening while Robert was faking the AI using Rex's cloned voice. The Archers has already jumped the Am, now it's jumped the Rewilding. I am waiting for Justin to tell Martin Gibson all about the wonderful AI tour on the rewilding website only for Gibson to sneer at his naivety and Justin to discover he was tricked into his largesse. Even then, I'm not sure this late cringey Scroogefest will have been worth it.

Was that what it was? I don’t really understand this AI business and I thought Robert was long retired so would he really be an AI gun for hire?

As for Fallon's ever diminishing non-start-up...

She’ll come crawling back to bridge farm but now Natasha is going to run the tearoom, there’s no job for her now

 

[bluescreen]

No it wasn't AI at all. It was Robert at his computer in real time, typing in responses for Rex's cloned voice to reply to Justin. That's why the 'beta AI tour' thing was available only at that precise moment and Justin couldn't find it again. There is no way in a million years Robert could have come up with the real thing. I'd assumed it was a dream because of Justin's weird naivety and gullibility, and I hadn't been alert to the clues all along that it was fake.

 

[Elpenor]

More cosy house shuffling for the Archers, compare this to the Grundys who have to basically rely on Oliver’s charity.

Wonder how much energy is consumed building the energy efficient house. Also It’s fine for the Archers to build houses on their land whilst the other day they sneered about new builds built on land they sold for house building!

Harrison is on £50k as a sergeant so the fact that Fallon says they can’t live on that and they need the money is completely ridiculous. The Grundys must be on a lot less than that combined.