*The Archers thread

[a_chap]

Thanks Bob. I hope we're wrong.

 

[RedDragon]

What became of Jennifer's old kitchen?

 

[a_chap]

Are you sure that's not the new kitchen? After all she's clearly dealing with a bunch of cowboys.

 

[a_chap]

"What about the other Midnight Walkers?"
"Oh they'll all be up for it, apart from Danny. He's dead."

 

[a_chap]

So long Kirsty. I hope you return one day.

 

[wiskey]

Where are Matt & Lillian?

And I was confused by hellin saying rob had told the weird Charlie character that family comes first... I only half heard the conversation but it appeared as though he said nursery would never get in the way again.

 

[belboid]

Where are Matt & Lillian?

And I was confused by hellin saying rob had told the weird Charlie character that family comes first... I only half heard the conversation but it appeared as though he said nursery would never get in the way again.

You heard correctly. Rob is a naughty fibber.

 

[belboid]

Blimey, this better not be true - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-27429253

 

[wiskey]

Blimey, this better not be true - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-27429253

They were discussing it on PM.

I can't stand him

 

[Manter]

I was getting bored trying to listen to the two weeks I missed at get up to date so I read these http://www.lowfield.co.uk/archers/

A brilliant-ly Archers-esque restrained sarcasm underpinning some of them

I am now up to date again.

 

[RedDragon]

for years I was happy restricting myself to listening to the sunday omnibus, but thanks to this thread I've now switch to daily downloads; upside I get to listen to the theme tune eight more times a week.

 

[belboid]

for years I was happy restricting myself to listening to the sunday omnibus, but thanks to this thread I've now switch to daily downloads; upside I get to listen to the theme tune eight more times a week.

I think you'll find you hear an extra ten

 

[a_chap]

Oh, Tom

 

[Manter]

oh Tony

 

[wiskey]

Rob is being a bit nice

 

[dolly's gal]

Tony is doing my fucking head in. Tony is Tom's dad right? because if he is who i think he is he is actually causing me to become physically stressed every time i hear him whining on about the cunting pigs and their cunting organic status

 

[belboid]

Tony? Fucking Peggy is the one who needs her head examining. Knows fuck all about any business ('but I married a businessman, so I know lots') but cant stop interfering nevertheless. Tho I do suspect that under any previous series editor she wouldnt be so stupid as to keep speaking up for Rob.

 

[RedDragon]

How cool to have got rid of sausage boy.

 

[Manter]

The entire family is a nightmare- Peggy, Tom, Tony, Hellin. Even Pat's endless patience is doing my head in. And now Rob too. Thank god Kirsty is no more.

E2a Henry! I forgot Henry! Ugh

 

[TikkiB]

Rob is being a bit nice

too nice. It's all part of his dastardly plan to line up a key role for himself in the Brookfield empire so he can tell his snippy new boss at the mega diary to fuck off. In my considered opinion.

 

[belboid]

He's shagging the wrong person to get an in at Brookfield.

 

[pseudonarcissus]

He's shagging the wrong person to get an in at Brookfield.

Jennifer seems pretty keen on him so maybe it's just a matter of time

 

[Manter]

Jennifer seems pretty keen on him so maybe it's just a matter of time

So does Peggy....

 

[susie12]

Oooooh Daveeeed!!! Not the rooooad!!!!

 

[wiskey]

So does Peggy....

*cleans coffee off phone *

 

[dolly's gal]

i've just taken a look at the Archer family tree on Wiki. I was correct in thinking Tony is the moaning minnie who never shuts up slagging his son off (i understand there is history here) but can someone please explain where Rob fits into it all? thanks in advance

 

[belboid]

i've just taken a look at the Archer family tree on Wiki. I was correct in thinking Tony is the moaning minnie who never shuts up slagging his son off (i understand there is history here) but can someone please explain where Rob fits into it all? thanks in advance

Tony is the only man in Ambridge with principles. His son (the living one) is a dolt with no understanding of any of them, or cares for anyone but himself.

Rob, used to be married to Angie Watts, and is the new megadairy manager, and a clear abuse and control freak who Ian clearly has sussed.

 

[belboid]

Actually, didn't Tom used to have principles too, but forgot them? I've forgotten which one was the eco warrior, and which was the racist

 

[susie12]

Tom was an eco warrior with his ex Kirsty. The racist was dead Sid the landlord of the Bull. He was homophobic too.

 

[dolly's gal]

Rob, used to be married to Angie Watts, and is the new megadairy manager, and a clear abuse and control freak who Ian clearly has sussed.

right. and why is rob the only one who knows where tom is? are they mates?