*The Archers thread

[a_chap]

Joining the army? Good for him!

And I thought he was going to announce he'd decided to become a male escort.

 

[RedDragon]

 

[a_chap]

Hmmm... no comments on Brian getting shafted?

 

[wiskey]

I don't know enough about business to understand tbh.

I don't see how it can be sold without him knowing

 

[wiskey]

Jeez Tom is gormless!

At least by the looks of it one of them will be splatted in a horrible accident over the next few days... Their fate was sealed when they chose Perfect Day.

 

[wayward bob]

Jeez Tom is gormless!

At least by the looks of it one of them will be splatted in a horrible accident over the next few days... Their fate was sealed when they chose Perfect Day.

this is exactly what mr b said when they did the ceremony rehearsal in full - no reason for it at all except if it doesn't happen

pleasepleaseplease let it be tom

 

[a_chap]

Do you think Tom might have second thoughts on the day?

 

[wiskey]

I'm pretty certain of it

 

[susie12]

Where are they going to find other partners as dull as each other though?

 

[wayward bob]

perhaps kirsty and the pheasant is an omen of things to come…

 

[wayward bob]

pearls+wedding+bad luck search brings up a whole load of hits : thumbs :

 

[wiskey]

pleasepleaseplease let it be tom

are you quite sure??

I think she needs a good shaking personally.

 

[wayward bob]

I think she needs a good shaking personally.

par for the course for all archers characters surely

 

[trashpony]

I was kind of hoping that he'd dropped off a Dear John letter rather than pearls. Tom can't die but perhaps he'll shag a ranger in the rainforest and Kirsty will be whisked off to another part of Costa Rica to count lemurs

 

[wiskey]

Do lemurs eat people??

*hopeful*

 

[susie12]

The symbolism is getting really clunky - the lark, the pheasant, the pearls - scriptwriters are obvs channelling Thomas Hardy!

 

[a_chap]

Tonight's script was deffinitely clunky. And I so hate shouting at the radio

 

[alan_]

Am i the first?

 

[alan_]

To mention

 

[alan_]

the

 

[wiskey]

wailing?

 

[alan_]

AAAaaaarggghh

 

[ChrisD]

Now would have have been a better time to change the actor playing Tony....

 

[a_chap]

An entirely predictable and yet completely pointless turn of events.

Am i the first?

to mention

As for the whaling. I hadn't realised Kirsty was such a big girl.

 

[xenon]

I heard an Archers earlier, the repeat from yesterday. Not tonight's. Kirsty will kill Tom. That's where we're going. I might catch rest on Sunday.

Who is the least annoying person in the Archers anyway.

 

[wiskey]

Who is the least annoying person in the Archers anyway.

Freda Fry

or maybe Bartleby

 

[xenon]

?

Freda Fry

or maybe Bartleby

Freda. One of those normal peple that only pops up once every couple of months. Bartleby's the Aldridge's dog yeah?

Trufact. I went to college with Jazzer. That's his real accent.

 

[RedDragon]

a gee gee

 

[a_chap]

Least annoying? Joe, Eddy and Clarrie. I love 'em.

ETA: Oliver too. How could I forget the lovely Mr Sterling!

 

[TikkiB]

as Joe Grundy said, that's torn it..