southEASTpoem thread ( all my poetry in one place to keep forums users happy. )

[Pickman's model]

good morning everyone. not sure if you will be aware of the new bakery set to open in Highgate village - but as per - I put down my 10 cents - I am sure there will be opposition .


the village war is baking 10.12.16

open the draw gate
let out the beast
the oven alarms will exacerbate
competition is now the vital yeast.
le pain quotidien has not got the monopoly
close by a independent baker
lets hope gails does a good poppy
it could well be a bloomer shaker.
our village will gleam
will it bring down the cost
can not wait to taste fresh cream
the sight will have calorie frost.
wafting is the bake
it really is a nice aroma
read some poetry while having tea and cake
sorry if you fall into a comma.
who will go under
can all 3 prevent going bust
estate agents were a force with thunder
but now its the chewy crust.

Highgate bread war: Gail's Bakery to move into shop next door to Le Pain Quotidien | Camden New Journal

Comma doesn't rhyme with aroma.

 

[bi0boy]

Comma doesn't rhyme with aroma.

Ice Cube made Mohammed rhyme with vomit

 

[Pickman's model]

Ice Cube made Mohammed rhyme with vomit

Yeh but that's when Mohammed was mates with Vomit, so it wasn't too hard to get them to rhyme together.

 

[spliff]

I remember when I was about six or seven my older brother telling me we were leaving home.
It was about 7am on a Sunday morning when we started knocking on doors in Highgate and if anyone came to the door he gave them the spiel about how we were homeless but willing to work. The doors that opened were slammed in our faces, amazingly it was quite a few hours before anyone called the police and we were nabbed.
A year later however we managed to get to Borehamwood from Kentish Town on stolen bicycles I still have no idea why.

such is life

confused and bemused as to why this post is in this thread, I remember writing it but not set in this context.
Is it because it contains the name 'Highgate' it's been mistook for a pome?

 

[Lazy Llama]

confused and bemused as to why this post is in this thread, I remember writing it but not set in this context.
Is it because it contains the name 'Highgate' it's been mistook for a pome?

I merged all the previous southEASTpoem threads into this one. So you were probably posting in reply to his Highgate post.

 

[SOUTHeastPOEM]

thank you very much for putting all together - I will do all my sh1t here lol

 

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donkey going through highgate village on way to Bethlehem (photo link provided) 11.12.16

yes it was a shock
being sunday was it a angel
was i back smoking the rock
leading this donkey was the arc angel gabriel.
god no's what i do
changing me is his surrender
maybe in following was the clue
the curiosity is making me tender.
am i going crackers
maybe it is religion
i am thinking poetry and hackers
it adds up to the donkey in highgate region.
this is very humiliating
my faith needs not restoring
on me god is really grating
just like my poetry god is getting boring.
i am on earth to serve
you god are my employer
spotting a angel i will never swerve
in highgate village was i the only donkey enjoy er.





http://postimg.org/image/iaxskaci7/9f2902d9/ - I decided I best show the pic as some may think I have had to much medication lol.

 

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life on the psych ward - c4 documentary 12.12.16

what a great documentary
i have to applaud
clear to understand commentary
it was a fantastic insight to the psych ward.
through no fault of there own
these people need assistance
sympathy will be blown
even staff are aware of the drug substance.
the brain is central
every case is understood by the jury
its a health problem anything mental
why does this illness still cause fury.
through government cuts we reduce
all political party's are to blame
every politician helped produce
no MP has one ounce of shame.
key to the problem is hospital
the NHS runs on compassion
free at the point of need is vital
ms may address us and spell out no psych ration.

Life on the Psych Ward - On Demand - All 4

 

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red phone box days are numbered 13.12.16

this was my gateway
so proud of my invention
10p would be to much to pay
so totally free i launched my poetry extension.
i thanked those who maintained
the rest is history
highgate village is now weekly cain ed
why i left the phone box is no mystery.
people got mixed
just like me and understanding spelling
the damage could not be fixed
the deposit of human feces forced no more dwelling.
the red box was fantastic
but i needed a air conditioned premises
i took steps that were drastic
so i conceded to my phone box nemeses.
it is still beautiful
highgate village must never loose
so prominent and colourful
its perfect standing even if i no longer use.

Calls to turn historic Highgate red telephone box into mini-library

 

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5 G - terminology 14.12.16

welcome to number five
but this is no mambo
first blood in the forest to stay alive
every caller has to be a resourceful rambo.
we may well have a provider
this gives one of those pains
but my reception bar is a tinchy stryder
its useless what towers top of swains.
jumping the signal
all providers do is want to boom
is this madness or phenomenal
on existing coverage improvements have room.
my phone is modern
it has all the latest technology
getting cut off is common
improve the existing service is my terminology.

UK government 'must take action' on 5G - BBC News

 

[Pickman's model]

5 G - terminology 14.12.16

welcome to number five
but this is no mambo
first blood in the forest to stay alive
every caller has to be a resourceful rambo.
we may well have a provider
this gives one of those pains
but my reception bar is a tinchy stryder
its useless what towers top of swains.
jumping the signal
all providers do is want to boom
is this madness or phenomenal
on existing coverage improvements have room.
my phone is modern
it has all the latest technology
getting cut off is common
improve the existing service is my terminology.

UK government 'must take action' on 5G - BBC News

have you thought of complaining to your service provider about getting cut off?

 

[spliff]

red phone box days are numbered 13.12.16

this was my gateway
so proud of my invention
10p would be to much to pay
so totally free i launched my poetry extension.
i thanked those who maintained
the rest is history
highgate village is now weekly cain ed
why i left the phone box is no mystery.
people got mixed
just like me and understanding spelling
the damage could not be fixed
the deposit of human feces forced no more dwelling.
the red box was fantastic
but i needed a air conditioned premises
i took steps that were drastic
so i conceded to my phone box nemeses.
it is still beautiful
highgate village must never loose
so prominent and colourful
its perfect standing even if i no longer use.

Calls to turn historic Highgate red telephone box into mini-library

I visited this one in Settle last year, it were charming.

Further reading

 

[SOUTHeastPOEM]

that looks amazing spliff. bet it makes people happy. can not stop - got the fuzz behind me -

2 serious police incidents ( photographic evidence link - provided ) 15.12.16

my heart did sink
this queen had to perform
bringing the village to the brink
like wembley'86 i did storm.
they no about the donkey
someone was a informer
the leak was deliberate and not wonky
escaping 2 horse back gave me trauma.
escaping through the alley
i new the stairwell was narrow
village knowledge is a un payable salary
at st josephs god gave me the arrow.
back to normal and blending
my heart beat had to delay
now a crime that has no defending
so happy to see the police in holloway.
again it was a leak
the begging on this road
i must say old bill is at his peak
my stuff they must download.
on me don't linger
out of your budget i take a packet
obscene poetry may well finger
but on holloway road its a sophisticated illegal racket.


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[Pickman's model]

that looks amazing spliff. bet it makes people happy. can not stop - got the fuzz behind me -

2 serious police incidents ( photographic evidence link - provided ) 15.12.16

my heart did sink
this queen had to perform
bringing the village to the brink
like wembley'86 i did storm.
they no about the donkey
someone was a informer
the leak was deliberate and not wonky
escaping 2 horse back gave me trauma.
escaping through the alley
i new the stairwell was narrow
village knowledge is a un payable salary
at st josephs god gave me the arrow.
back to normal and blending
my heart beat had to delay
now a crime that has no defending
so happy to see the police in holloway.
again it was a leak
the begging on this road
i must say old bill is at his peak
my stuff they must download.
on me don't linger
out of your budget i take a packet
obscene poetry may well finger
but on holloway road its a sophisticated illegal racket.


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from your link

classy

 

[SOUTHeastPOEM]

I am not saying anything - need to see my brief . moving on - will you miss the wrightstuff ?

last wrightstuff - thank you for this year 2016 16.12.16


it is very traumatic
not said with any attitude
915am and ch5 are automatic
to the wrightstuff i show my gratitude.
every weekday is the same
one great production
from 915am to 930am its so tame
its to welcome and the introduction.
930am is the first debate
always a great discussion
you will have empathy or it will infuriate
its risky like roulette that's russian.
one more sitting
it will bring us to the paper review
over on ITV foul language and hitting
jeremy vile audience don't have a clue.
2 more news reviews
whats happening is your up to speed
he is one of the best ever mathews
all my news and no need to read.
thank you for this year
mornings are going to be a puff
fri 16 dec i shed a tear
because i am so going to miss the wrightstuff.

( thank you to the whole wrightstuff team. you make every weekday morning for me and with out your show - i would be in a darker place. )

 

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rail - post - poetry strike 19.12.16

i will not apologize
the list i am joining
on trains 2 staff and they want to economize
this is my opportunity for coining.
now its the post office
things just get better
posting makes me no novice
the village will still receive this letter.
terms and conditions please
did you read the small print
not needed is any cheese
the simple fact is i am truly skint.
as the sole proprietor
change to the rule book
the village will have a lone riot er
unless a payment deal we cook.
i am angry and bitter
seeking advice thats legal
told on a case its a money flitter
striking will not beat this evil.
so i am going to pollute
highgate village will be dripping
at first the poems will be cute
but your mental health i will be tipping.


Thousands of workers set to strike in Christmas week - BBC News

 

[SOUTHeastPOEM]

NHS left with 'shocking' £30m bill by overseas patients 20.12.16

open the door
this is now a emergency
we have been abused like a wh?re
the money trail has a truancy.
what is the error
how are you suffering
the cost of health care is a terror
lets sort it out after a deliberate buffering.
treated by the supreme
all NHS staff have pride
leaving hospital and you will gleam
its so easy to disappear and hide.
do you need a transplant
how about new lungs
free is the chant
you don't even need back hand bungs.
how about a new kidney
or even a liver
documents are not checked rigidly
that's why i have a spine shiver.
get a grip
NHS you are my superior
but criticism is my slip
to speak out shows i am not inferior.
every pound spent
is one less on a UK stay er
our NHS is no free event
its for people of the UK most are the tax payer.



http://www.964eagle.co.uk/news/uk-news/2180833/nhs-left-with-shocking-30m-bill-by-overseas-patients/

 

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kate - george - pool - belly wham i mean slam 23.12.16

i want to build like lego
because george is my second idle
on tea break i was cruising metro
this paper led me with a bridle.
great to hear of generosity
it sounds like a street called ramsay
in and out of each others gardens is no curiosity
ladder up and a drop no time for clumsy.
into the pool
on a day when its sweltering
total privacy is the tool
from prying eyes you have sheltering.
george you are kind
sharing is a good trait
people who are jealous will go blind
it will be the last reading in Highgate.




Kate Moss reveals she has a secret ladder into her famous neighbour's garden

 

[Pickman's model]

we have been abused like a wh?re

whore

 

[SOUTHeastPOEM]

a christmas day gift 18.12.16

do i have your attention
hands out of your pocket
christmas day gets this extension
going round the village like a moon rocket.
i suppose your wondering
you want to unwrap
like my whole life its blundering
you have fallen into the same trap.
why did it catch your eye
are you a regular reader
did you just peep on the sly
am i more repulsive then alkiedia.
i have to return
my conscience will shift
highgate makes my life churn
i present you with this gift.
thank you a million times
you reading is my smile
not getting you is one of my crimes
nothing you can do not even 999 dial.

 

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tease me - christmas day emmerdale 25.12.16



i thank you for teasing
it was pleasant storage
it will be pleasing
when i post in my village.
it was a gift
a christmas day stunner
you no exactly how to shift
this farm now has a wham runner.
love was the connection
making memory the treasure
lisa clearly displayed rejection
queen are correct pain is so close to pleasure.
love was in the air
2 young men was no crawl on skin
for emmerdale its no risky dare
i got a feeling open will be the fin.
charity and cain had a twinkle
the connection is no mystery
on then off till they wrinkle
there future is there history.
have to end with the bible
god has sent me on a adventure
the heart break for ashley is undeniable
christmas day thoughts for those effected by dementia.

 

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last Christmas - George 26.12.16

queen were my intro
little did I no the bond
every single year the love did grow
Highgate village new how fond.
Freddie had the best vocals
but George was chasing
I was different from all other locals
a ITU bed also had me placing.
keep having to pinch
I am in a nightmare and its murky
George you are the Christmas Grinch
gone right off Christmas turkey.
we have lost a star
the world has taken a blow
no more range rover poems to village scar
I probably won't ever meet again Christopher soprano.
I will lay a heart
outside your black gate
never will you truly depart
George is in our hearts and will never deflate.

 

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christmas lights ( hill way on holly lodge estate ) 30.12.16

welcome to lap land
children get ready to reap
the magic on faces is grand
be quiet father christmas is asleep.
imagination running wild
the proof is in the authenticity
every christmas list is filed
each one goes on top of the bill for electricity.
but not all is the shine
agreeing is not every lodger
shivers are down my spine
to be offended it represents old codger.
hill way is expensive
when you view open will your mouth
in the village they have poetry that's depressive
i am going to blair out freedom'90 for mr south.
the firework puzzle is ignited
the CNJ did advertise
free publicity leaves mr south delighted
bar humbug to the one who did criticize.





http://www.camdennewjournal.com/highgate-lights-letter

 

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greene and co ( highgate road ) are moving - hurray ( photo evidence ) 31.12.16

street art is the rage
even if some are left bitter
humor you won't be able to cage
it is so much more effective then twitter.
greene and co are moving
not sure of there new neighbor
knowledge of the property market is soothing
hopefully this will be there savour.
who done this prank
come forward with no delay
like me are you a weird crank
my postings are far from a hurray.
thank you for the enjoyment
your stunt was ingenious
greene and co won't be needing further employment
it was a criminal act that's heinous.

IMG1095_2019_30122016 — Postimage.org for people who do not pass through this road, the sign reads = greene and co are moving and someone has stuck up hurray underneath. i think this artist needs a round of applause but what do you think ?

 

[Miss-Shelf]

greene and co ( highgate road ) are moving - hurray ( photo evidence ) 31.12.16

street art is the rage
even if some are left bitter
humor you won't be able to cage
it is so much more effective then twitter.
greene and co are moving
not sure of there new neighbor
knowledge of the property market is soothing
hopefully this will be there savour.
who done this prank
come forward with no delay
like me are you a weird crank
my postings are far from a hurray.
thank you for the enjoyment
your stunt was ingenious
greene and co won't be needing further employment
it was a criminal act that's heinous.

IMG1095_2019_30122016 — Postimage.org for people who do not pass through this road, the sign reads = greene and co are moving and someone has stuck up hurray underneath. i think this artist needs a round of applause but what do you think ?

Who are Greene and co? I quite like some lines in this one but don't know if you're for or against Greene and co.

 

[SOUTHeastPOEM]

if you click the link below my poem it will show a sign telling customers they are moving premises but someone stuck up the hurray underneath and this was really funny and I done a poem on it.

hope that explains miss-shelf.

 

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highgate village - pot-crack epidemic 02.01.17

we all no there is a epidemic
but don't expect it in the village
it stood out like a relic
wafting to pond square was the silage.
are there many addicts
or was it just a introduction
after 1st january gone are the conflicts
the green forest will cease in production.
it could spiral
spread to be under every roof
with my photo it will go viral
my alba gives me proof.
the nasty side is danger
highgate will take the flack
new years day was no away in a manger
i will leave a link to the pot - crack.

https://postimg.org/image/4sjv6b6xd/a679feda/

 

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labour watch out - jeremy is about 03.01.17

you have lost the plot
gone real low down
slower then a canter or a trot
even dropping lower then the brown.
i did warn
my frustration was brought to the max
with no reply i assume you did yawn
when gordon try ed to do us on 10p tax.
he got the boot
but he done no hood from robin
forget war it was a self foot shoot
a absoulote laughing stock is corbyn.
we all want peace
but jeremy is no UN referee
to busy with the boarder police
telling the failed we welcome you as a refugee.
labour must act
save your own bacon
never been so low fact
beadle about needs to be out taken.

( until labour rid him - they have no hope. )

 

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highgate road thursday 12 jan appeal ? (photo link of chaos ) 13.01.17
　
the night was freezing
not many walkers on street
traffic on the road easing
pushed to the curb the cold sleet.
approaching william ellis
flashing blue lights did panic
school memories sharper then the fruit physalis
what i was about to see what no picnic.
the white cover did indicate
out comes the reporter
being insensitive will infuriate
this was some ones son or daughter.
i saw a sleeping bag
in front of the bus stop
a white transit van and car with a police flag
but no sign of a cop.
i don't no what occurred
jumping the gun is not my handicap
please god no one is heaven transferred
in 2017 unacceptable is the homeless trap.


( i have no idea what happened this thursday night and all i no is what i saw - blue lights flashing and 2 police vehicles a white sheet all the way round the bus stop and on the floor what looked like to be a sleeping bag with someone in.i no you should not jump the gun but i am thinking this person was homeless and seeking shelter from the cold last night but it was just to much for there body to take as it was freezing and this breaks my heart. i am appealing to anyone reading this to write to there local MP and say in 2017 being homeless is unexceptabable and you want something done. no one should have to live on the streets and the people of the uk must stick together and if enough of us demand change - it will happen. (remember the london riots ? the MP's have to listen to us - we need to speak out and demand change to get something done. https://postimg.org/image/3xg22nfz7/4b50d782/ )

 

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jamie kalamata - alcohol late licence at the flour station CAMDEN LOCK 14.01.17





welcome to my head


to help you decide


this is all about bread


no room for a split tin divide.


jamie want's to apply


but will the baking smell ooze


is extending the licence as dark as rye


floating in camden is drink drugs and booze.


it is not for the normal cliental


the reader please don't get frantic


not to get off your nut and go mental


a calmer atmosphere bordering on organic.


spread the rumor


very soon jamie will be raking


just popping out for a midnight bloomer


in time for flour station last baking.


lets hope it is approved


its all making camden smarter


from my words yeast must be removed


infarct i might just apply to work for mr kalmata.

the Flour Station, sourdough breads, cakes & pastries