southEASTpoem thread ( all my poetry in one place to keep forums users happy. )

[gosub]

Tecchie forum please!

computers, web and general tech

Can't we have a separate poetry forum (that I can put on ignore)

 

[Supine]

You think your poem is it
But I think it is shit

 

[Sirena]

Can't we have a separate poetry forum (that I can put on ignore)

Oh no, you'll spoil the poem of the day thread.....

 

[editor]

ransonware virus ( did the infection start in Highgate ? ) 28.11.16

this is a infection
it has started bleeding profusely
reading the poetry selection
its the cause and i'm leaking it exclusively.
not interested in fame
that is not at all the buzz
i got the power to make you lame
even keeping a eye on the old fuzz.
highgate is a community that's closed
around the ward is a barrier
this confession must never be exposed
but i am the virus carrier.
do you love your computer
is it satisfaction for filling
cyber crime requires no shooter
i suppose that's what makes it so chilling.
no more poetry online
on the beach i am laying hansom
over highgate gone is the shine
thank you suckers for paying the ransom.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-38123403

This really isn't UK News by any definition, so I've moved it to the 'books, films, TV, radio & writing' forum. Please direct all future poetry-related threads into the same forum please.

 

[Libertad]

This really isn't UK News by any definition, so I've moved it to the 'books, films, TV, radio & writing' forum. Please direct all future poetry-related threads into the same forum please.

And neither is it poetry.

 

[editor]

And neither is it poetry.

Looks like that to me. If he wants to post this stuff up, just stick it on ignore if you don't like it.

 

[existentialist]

And neither is it poetry.

It may not actually be poetry, but it was almost certainly attempted poetry with malice aforethought.

 

[Libertad]

It may not actually be poetry, but it was almost certainly attempted poetry with malice aforethought.

Well I suppose that it is poetry if the poster believes it to be poetry but it's pretty shit poetry. Send them down.

 

[Reno]

ransonware virus ( did the infection start in Highgate ? ) 28.11.16

this is a infection
it has started bleeding profusely
reading the poetry selection
its the cause and i'm leaking it exclusively.
not interested in fame
that is not at all the buzz
i got the power to make you lame
even keeping a eye on the old fuzz.
highgate is a community that's closed
around the ward is a barrier
this confession must never be exposed
but i am the virus carrier.
do you love your computer
is it satisfaction for filling
cyber crime requires no shooter
i suppose that's what makes it so chilling.
no more poetry online
on the beach i am laying hansom
over highgate gone is the shine
thank you suckers for paying the ransom.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-38123403

Can you stick you poems in the poetry thread please ? They aren't quite brilliant enough to warrant a seperate thread each.

 

[existentialist]

Can you stick you poems in the poetry thread please ? They aren't quite brilliant enough to warrant a seperate thread each.

I'm not quite sure they're brilliant enough to warrant being in a thread with "poetry" in the title, for that matter...

 

[existentialist]

I find myself wondering why I'm being rude about someone for "posting poetry".

And I think it's not so much about them posting poetry as the fact that they seem to be someone who's making no effort to be part of this community, or contribute in any way beyond vomiting their own words across the boards and - at least by implication - feeling that we should read them.

 

[mrs quoad]

Well I suppose that it is poetry if the poster believes it to be poetry but it's pretty shit poetry. Send them down.

Is this a question?

 

[SOUTHeastPOEM]

just trying to create debates - sorry if its a bit OTT and I no its sh1te.

 

[Libertad]

Is this a question?

Yes.

 

[existentialist]

just trying to create debates - sorry if its a bit OTT and I no its sh1te.

One thing Urban is never short of is debates

 

[Miss-Shelf]

What is it about Highgate? That is a question.

 

[SOUTHeastPOEM]

have a wonder my pollution is everywhere

 

[SOUTHeastPOEM]

homeless crisis - wrightstuff debate 29.11.16

the blame is the conservative
this problem needs a saviour
with out a cover and no preservatives
don't even bother thinking labor.
we are now in austerity
this is handy for teresa
the solution is not in her territory
to busy in pantomime shes playing ebenezer.
people with drink and drug habits
are being treated like supporters of isis
forgetting why they are going at it like rabbits
ignoring the health problem that puts them in crisis.
everyone has had a trauma
you will understand differently we handle
the homeless are running through like a dodgy korma
our support system is a shamble.
those fortunate enough to own
does not stop the greed
the supply and demand gap has now grown
accumulating a 2nd and 3rd house does feed.
the council have not built
the current stock is dwindling and in disrepair
landlord are torturing tenants with no quilt
they no the problem will never share.
more and more street sleepers
the problem is making me cry
council stock must not be for keepers
the problem did arise through right to buy.

 

[Orang Utan]

you should submit your poetry to The Big Issue

 

[snadge]

have a wonder my pollution is everywhere

You been wanking on buses?

 

[StoneRoad]

please, SOUTHeastPOEM will you keep all your poetry submissions in one thread.

 

[existentialist]

please, SOUTHeastPOEM will you keep all your poetry submissions in one thread.

On Mumsnet.

 

[SOUTHeastPOEM]

each one is on a different subject and deserves its own section so people can add there view - otherwise I will get confused what they are talking about. the poems are just a expression on how I see the daily news and stuff.

 

[SOUTHeastPOEM]

and I am no mummys boy existentialist -

 

[SOUTHeastPOEM]

sextortion 30.11.16

i am very open minded
on the news it had a twinkle
you will see my naivety left me blinded
understanding i was led by my winkle.
i try ed to investigate
wanting to support the national crime agency
then i was promised the special penetrate
the investigation are unaware of my truancy.
she did love my face
said it really was a arouse r
down to her under ware and pink lace
only needing to ask once to remove my trouser.
had to see my load
sorry if it makes the reader ill
already solid and ready to explode
i proved plenty of juice to for fill.
had to give my email and address
so i could arrange my liaison
thinking this is better then online chess
i was emailed saying my sausage is ready to season.
photographs of me gripping
all i was now realizing
the porn queen had flipping
payment for silence she was exercising.
please don't be a sucker
every web cam meet enter with caution
its my own fault for being a dumb ??????
i paid to learn about sextortion.


Webcam blackmail cases have doubled, police say - BBC News

 

[DaveCinzano]

This is the worst episode of Gogglebox I've ever seen

 

[Sweet FA]

i was led by my winkle.
i try ed

We've all been there mate but I think he's taken

 

[Nanker Phelge]

Teresa
Ebeneezer

Genius

 

[DaveCinzano]

Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, "I might as well kick it."

First class, yo, this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmm, this might be alright.

But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought, "Nah, forget it."
– "Yo, home to Bel-Air."

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo homes smell ya later."
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air

 

[Supine]

I used to think i was good at poetry
I thought i would get know globally
It turned out i was wrong
My words were all wrong
And the hammer fell on me mid song...