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i aim to win the baking wrighstuff competition 02.12.16

i don't do competitions
the poetry society think i am bananas
thursday i broke one of these conditions
hold on just pouring 8 oz of sultanas.
mathew is my god in the morning
he is my knighting gale called Florence
all of my emails get yawning
shinning like 12 oz of these currants.
letting me win has reasons
my cake will be fit for royalty
did i add 8oz of raisins
like me and the wrightsuff they have loyalty.
over on ITV they are getting slaughtered
jeremy kyle is a disgrace
rinsed try ed and quartered
6oz goes in cherries glace.
turning back onto five
my stomach is going in knots
with subjects that make you proud to be alive
quiet all i just remembered 6oz of apricots.
6oz of candied peel
finely chopped to be precise
followed by 4 tlbs of brandy that's a deal
adding 10oz of flour to entice.
half a table spoon of nutmeg grated
3 quarters of mixed spice
end result is anticipated
dedicated in the audience nicola gets 1st slice.
in goes the butter
for sugar 14 oz equal
the only bad is the mouth gutter
i prey scott is not back for a sequel.
5 eggs to enter
2 and a half almonds whole
yasmin and terry should be a permanent renter
both give the wrightstuff sole.
1 tbls of treacle
not much more to invest
this cake will always get recall
finally add orange and lemon zest.
i done my revision
my knowledge is not for faking
wrightstuff reach the right decision
i must win for this poem baking.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/ce...ion_cake_61952
 
SOUTHeastPOEM said:
i aim to win the baking wrighstuff competition 02.12.16

i don't do competitions
the poetry society think i am bananas
thursday i broke one of these conditions
hold on just pouring 8 oz of sultanas.
mathew is my god in the morning
he is my knighting gale called Florence
all of my emails get yawning
shinning like 12 oz of these currants.
letting me win has reasons
my cake will be fit for royalty
did i add 8oz of raisins
like me and the wrightsuff they have loyalty.
over on ITV they are getting slaughtered
jeremy kyle is a disgrace
rinsed try ed and quartered
6oz goes in cherries glace.
turning back onto five
my stomach is going in knots
with subjects that make you proud to be alive
quiet all i just remembered 6oz of apricots.
6oz of candied peel
finely chopped to be precise
followed by 4 tlbs of brandy that's a deal
adding 10oz of flour to entice.
half a table spoon of nutmeg grated
3 quarters of mixed spice
end result is anticipated
dedicated in the audience nicola gets 1st slice.
in goes the butter
for sugar 14 oz equal
the only bad is the mouth gutter
i prey scott is not back for a sequel.
5 eggs to enter
2 and a half almonds whole
yasmin and terry should be a permanent renter
both give the wrightstuff sole.
1 tbls of treacle
not much more to invest
this cake will always get recall
finally add orange and lemon zest.
i done my revision
my knowledge is not for faking
wrightstuff reach the right decision
i must win for this poem baking.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/ce...ion_cake_61952
Click to expand...
nul points i say and with good reasoning
your poem calls for fruit but has no seasoning
nutmeg you cry mixed spice as well
but your dearth of talent's going to tell
you should be in a pub supping pale ale
with poetry like yours you're going to fail
 
popeye moves into highgate village (occaompanied by not just 1 olive oil ) 04.12.16

sunday morning i did witness
but i am not calling crime stopper
rubbish poetry may be heinous
this perpetrator will come a cropper.
they may well be feeding
is it a hidden village lab
my forensic pale is privately leading
he's just down in crystals have a greasy kebab.
i will find and expose
you interrupted my sunday posting
H.M.P will door close
your bang up time will have no coasting.
how dare you be rude
on my poetry lane
down low is my mood
taking the evidence pic was pain.
all residents lets spoil
bang to right with no deny
i am sure i did just see olive oil
we defiantly need to stick together to bring down popeye.










https://postimg.org/image/g5htvefnb/f74b1548/

https://postimg.org/image/4w9u1vskb/06e68af2/
 
warning - SLASH ER - camden lock 06.12.16

please enter with caution
this area has danger
getting stuck was my large portion
i had to pull it out like the lone ranger.
it will take you by surprise
just like a alarm clock
providing a sheltered place is the economize
ruled out is emptying no2 stock.
i no about the law
and there is criticism
feminist are going to wipe the floor
even i can see the sexism.
did morrinsons object
its situated on the road entry
would humor you detect
a sign "NO DUMPING" would be gag of the century.
is anyone freeeking
will forum responses divide
or is it harmless to watch men leaking
handling there sausage with pride.
i no reply's will be random
not all will be a basher
sprinting home with my sausage from camden
i must not be labeled slash er.

tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2uxya9s&s=9#.WEbu-e977X5
 
SOUTHeastPOEM said:
warning - SLASH ER - camden lock 06.12.16

please enter with caution
this area has danger
getting stuck was my large portion
i had to pull it out like the lone ranger.
it will take you by surprise
just like a alarm clock
providing a sheltered place is the economize
ruled out is emptying no2 stock.
i no about the law
and there is criticism
feminist are going to wipe the floor
even i can see the sexism.
did morrinsons object
its situated on the road entry
would humor you detect
a sign "NO DUMPING" would be gag of the century.
is anyone freeeking
will forum responses divide
or is it harmless to watch men leaking
handling there sausage with pride.
i no reply's will be random
not all will be a basher
sprinting home with my sausage from camden
i must not be labeled slash er.

tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2uxya9s&s=9#.WEbu-e977X5
Click to expand...

Okay so you've written a poem about public urination and defecation?

Yeah, no way am I touching that pic link.
 
8den said:
Yeah, no way am I touching that pic link.
Click to expand...

I'll march into Hell for you, Urban!


2uxya9s.jpg
 
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illegal dog market - xmas thriving 07.12.16

we are well into december
everyone is financially struggling
lets hope no one can last year remember
my quilt points to smuggling.
lots will fancy a blond
others settle for a brunette
concerned about waving the wand
others don't care as long as goes in the baguette.
not to worried about protection
reminds me of last friday in that cab
no unfamiliar sores have detection
she swore blind she had the jab.
how are they being treated
are they being kept in dirt and squalor
the madam was so polite when greeted
showing me the one that loves the dog collar.
what is the fuss
every christmas i have this dilemma
this campaign will have no plus
the illegal dog market won't tremor.

http://www.itv.com/goodmorningbritai...buying-a-puppy
 
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