southEASTpoem thread ( all my poetry in one place to keep forums users happy. )

[8den]

illegal dog market - xmas thriving 07.12.16

we are well into december
everyone is financially struggling
lets hope no one can last year remember
my quilt points to smuggling.
lots will fancy a blond
others settle for a brunette
concerned about waving the wand
others don't care as long as goes in the baguette.
not to worried about protection
reminds me of last friday in that cab
no unfamiliar sores have detection
she swore blind she had the jab.
how are they being treated
are they being kept in dirt and squalor
the madam was so polite when greeted
showing me the one that loves the dog collar.
what is the fuss
every christmas i have this dilemma
this campaign will have no plus
the illegal dog market won't tremor.

http://www.itv.com/goodmorningbritai...buying-a-puppy

Alas, forlorn,
I look and see,
a 404 error in front of me.

 

[SOUTHeastPOEM]

jealousy donG 09.12.16

it is not a nice quality
for sure to leave you in a pickle
donG to me was royalty
not just a bit of slap and tickle.
but things are altering
on a huge scale
just so fed up of this slaughtering
he does humiliate me on the daily mail.
but we have a game changer
its going to be no failure
the few one lines equal no stranger
the love of my life is kalia.
how will donG function
will he miss me enormously
putting himself at this junction
the root of all evil is jealousy.
loving one is forbidden
i got to much love to give
spa and donG understand this is not hidden
don't be jealous and let me live.

 

[Idaho]

Creating your own thread were you post all your poems would be indulgent enough - but at least it would be tidy. Creating a new thread for each one is too much.

 

[gentlegreen]

bit of slap and tickle.

 

[ElizabethofYork]

On Urban in the olden times
a poster often posted rhymes
Some were okay, some were bad
Do you remember him - Methlab?

 

[Pickman's model]

On Urban in the olden times
a poster often posted rhymes
Some were okay, some were bad
Do you remember him - Methlab?

in brixton town did editor
a stately message board decree
where effra, the sacred river, ran
through sewers measureless to man
down to the thames's lee

 

[krtek a houby]

Verily I tried my hand at poetry
Most to little, lesser or no effect
Scarily it stands online for eternity
Hosted reminders of credibility wrecked

 

[Pickman's model]

the quantity of poetry
you find on urban is
of variable quality
and most of all, a swiz

 

[editor]

SOUTHeastPOEM From now on, all your poems will have to go into one single thread because it is too much to have a new one for every single one. You can call it what you like, and then I will merge all your previous poems into the same single thread.

 

[xenon]

Who the fuck is donG?

 

[krtek a houby]

Who the fuck is donG?

 

[krtek a houby]

 

[gentlegreen]

 

[pengaleng]

hi steelgate. yer poems are still shit.

 

[Pickman's model]

hi steelgate. yer poems are still shit.

steelgate thinks his poems are where it's at
everyone else thinks they're stinky scat

 

[gentlegreen]

Wasn't steelgate the pickup artist ?

 

[Thimble Queen]

Tldr

 

[Magnus McGinty]

Who the fuck is donG?

His thread is gonna be lonG

 

[Thimble Queen]

Put a donG on it.

 

[Supine]

Fingers crossed dong is the sound a ban hammer makes

 

[bi0boy]

the poems were all over
then they weren't

 

[Sirena]

If he broke up the poem's lines in an arty way and put some slightly stylish verse breaks, I reckon he could get away with it....

 

[Sirena]

it is not a nice
quality for sure
to leave you in a pickle.

donG to me was royalty
not just a bit of slap and tickle. But
things are altering
on a huge scale.....

 

[Thimble Queen]

Someone please post that Cisco tune

 

[SOUTHeastPOEM]

thank you all for you input - it has been gratefully received and I will relay it back to lov of my life donG - next time I see him

 

[SOUTHeastPOEM]

I seem to be winding a few of you up as putting my poems all over the place - I don't wish to do that so I will heed your advice and post all my future poems in here. sorry if I caused any stress to anyone.

 

[Miss-Shelf]

I seem to be winding a few of you up as putting my poems all over the place - I don't wish to do that so I will heed your advice and post all my future poems in here. sorry if I caused any stress to anyone.

Is this a haiku ?

 

[Pickman's model]

Is this a haiku ?

It is a foray into prose poems

 

[Idaho]

I seem to be winding a few of you up as putting my poems all over the place - I don't wish to do that so I will heed your advice and post all my future poems in here. sorry if I caused any stress to anyone.

No worries everyone is entitled to a random thread or two of their own. But only a thread or two

 

[SOUTHeastPOEM]

good morning everyone. not sure if you will be aware of the new bakery set to open in Highgate village - but as per - I put down my 10 cents - I am sure there will be opposition .


the village war is baking 10.12.16

open the draw gate
let out the beast
the oven alarms will exacerbate
competition is now the vital yeast.
le pain quotidien has not got the monopoly
close by a independent baker
lets hope gails does a good poppy
it could well be a bloomer shaker.
our village will gleam
will it bring down the cost
can not wait to taste fresh cream
the sight will have calorie frost.
wafting is the bake
it really is a nice aroma
read some poetry while having tea and cake
sorry if you fall into a comma.
who will go under
can all 3 prevent going bust
estate agents were a force with thunder
but now its the chewy crust.

Highgate bread war: Gail's Bakery to move into shop next door to Le Pain Quotidien | Camden New Journal