for using Smiths lyrics in his tweets, he should be given some credit & leeway
""Shearers still on my case... I know I f***** up Alan, thanks for stating the obvious."
"Whilst were both stating the obvious about each other, can I just say for the record what a great player u were. Well better than me...
"But I have a better hair (which is not hard), wear well better shirts on TV and have a personality (something u lack).
"P.S. My final point, ur a s*** pundit/manager...
"I really don't like that p****, in fact I honestly despise him... Goodnight."
"My favourite memory of him though is when he dropped his spuds when Keano put it on him. Goodnight Al, sleep well matey..."
"Can do nothing but apologise to the players and fans.
"Still don't think it is a sending off.
"Still not my proudest moment but who gives a f***. We are safe.
"The head was never gone at any stage. Once I'd been sent off, one of our players suggested I should try to take 1 of theirs with me. Never worked but god loves a trier.
"Think a few people are forgetting Tevez started the fracas by throwing a punch to the head."
"Right enough about yesterday, I apologise to everyone offended by it. If that's not enough for some, so be it. Life is too short.
"Things happen on the pitch, in the heat of battle sometimes. Not how we always plan them to happen.
"For there are brighter sides to life and I should know because I seen them, but not very often..."