Ship porn

[A380]

But for the benefit of teuchter is much greener than the Thames Clippers

teuchter will be more interested in the fact that those arms don't have elbows and so is like those of women in his twisted weird imaginings...

 

[Chilli.s]

QE1 1962

 

[Chilli.s]

 

[Chilli.s]

RMS Titanic

 

[blossie33]

Uh oh
Massive ship that blocked Suez Canal for a week prepares to dock in UK

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[farmerbarleymow]

Uh oh
Massive ship that blocked Suez Canal for a week prepares to dock in UK

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The ship owners and staff should abandon boring old freight transport, and realise they're much better at providing comedy to the world by getting stuck as often as possible.

 

[Dogsauce]

Uh oh
Massive ship that blocked Suez Canal for a week prepares to dock in UK

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eagerly awaits sex arse delivery

 

[farmerbarleymow]

eagerly awaits sex arse delivery

Just how many sex arses have you ordered?

 

[platinumsage]

Why would Iran hijack an asphalt carrier? People getting angry at the lackluster pothole repair rate?

 

[kebabking]

There was an Iranian UAV/LM attack on a vessel a few days ago - a UK national was killed.

It's sub-threshold stuff, but if you don enough sub-threshold stuff, it kind of nudges over the line.

 

[kebabking]

Lloyd's confirm that the Asphalt Princess has been hijacked and is now headed towards Iran.

 

[Supine]

eagerly awaits sex arse delivery

I’m hoping it’s full of PlayStation 5’s but each to their own

 

[Sprocket.]

Lloyd's confirm that the Asphalt Princess has been hijacked and is now headed towards Iran.

Considering it’s cargo of bitumen this ship is being spoiled for much more than a ha’porth of tar.
Hope this ends peacefully for the crew.

 

[existentialist]

Considering it’s cargo of bitumen this ship is being spoiled for much more than a ha’porth of tar.
Hope this ends peacefully for the crew.

#handscoat

 

[teuchter]

I'd quite like to know the process by which the name "Asphalt Princess" was chosen. The imagination of an inspired executive? The work of a committee? Competition for primary school kids?

 

[fishfinger]

The ship's had a few names and a few incidents too

Initially named Joasla, the vessel was sold in 1979 and renamed Orinoco, then again in 1981 to Rio Orinoco. As Rio Orinoco, the vessel went aground on Anticosti Island in the Gulf of St. Lawrence in October 1990 and spilled 200 metric tons (200 long tons; 220 short tons) of oil into the gulf before being freed. The ship was acquired by Groupe Desgagné following this and renamed Thalassa Desgagnes. While in service with Groupe Desgagné, the vessel suffered a fire and ran aground. Previously it was called Groupe Desgagné from 1993 to 2017.

Asphalt Princess - Wikipedia

 

[existentialist]

I'd quite like to know the process by which the name "Asphalt Princess" was chosen. The imagination of an inspired executive? The work of a committee? Competition for primary school kids?

A complete lack of imagination, I expect.

 

[Sprocket.]

I'd quite like to know the process by which the name "Asphalt Princess" was chosen. The imagination of an inspired executive? The work of a committee? Competition for primary school kids?

I think probably due to it’s primary purpose as a bitumen tanker may be the reason.

 

[T & P]

I'd quite like to know the process by which the name "Asphalt Princess" was chosen. The imagination of an inspired executive? The work of a committee? Competition for primary school kids?

I heard that Disney were thoroughly disappointed when they found out the name they'd chosen for their next film had already been taken.

 

[teuchter]

I think probably due to it’s primary purpose as a bitumen tanker may be the reason.

I was speculating about the process rather than the reason.

 

[Sprocket.]

MV Asphalt Princess: Suspected hijackers leave ship off UAE MV Asphalt Princess: Suspected hijackers leave ship off UAE

It’s over, the armed men have left the ship.
Crew are safe.
But we have some black stuff left from a previous job mate, we can do your drive for a hundred quid.

 

[StoneRoad]

Well, the Ever Given is being unloaded in Felixstowe.
Finally ...

Ever Given: Cargo unloaded from ship that blocked Suez Canal

The Ever Given arrived at Felixstowe on Tuesday and is expected to leave on Thursday.

www.bbc.co.uk

Just wondering how the Felixstowe / Harwich pilots approached her before the docking in the container port ...
[did they draw straws ?]

 

[pseudonarcissus]

I heard that Disney were thoroughly disappointed when they found out the name they'd chosen for their next film had already been taken.

all the best names are taken. This was built where I did my apprenticeship, a bit before my time, though

Methane Princess - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[fishfinger]

all the best names are taken. This was built where I did my apprenticeship, a bit before my time, though

http://[URL='https://en.wikipedia.o...ipedia.org/wiki/Methane_Princess[/URL[/COLOR]

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I used to see that one at Canvey Island, British Gas Storage, when I worked there in the late '70s - early '80s.

 

[Chilli.s]

Some kind of power boat and 2 flying boats!

 

[Chilli.s]

Queens bottom

 

[souljacker]

Not the best picture but this is Queen Mary's (2) bottom getting a new propeller fitted

 

[pug]

 

[StoneRoad]

View attachment 282665

Think that's Whitby ...

 

[pug]

Think that's Whitby ...

Yes.
Whitby dock end 1895