Sensational discoveries in the Bible!

[Sasha Poltavsky]

You will live up all your life and never had known in what world lived?!

Before nobody compared> 50 "official" bibles of different times and nations.
It has appeared interesting, but religious or atheists men have killed interest in you.
You consider the bible boring and far from today. It not so! But something to inform you it will not be possible - you are zombied.

Where usually hide? On a open place! In bibles the SUCH is written! About what to you will never speak... Also it is an excellent example of how monstrously distort the facts in the ancient time and today.
99 % of people from weights of culture cannot understand and accept it. But also 1 % "thinking" is necessary a lot of time, memory and heroic honesty before the facts...



The interesting moments from the Bible:

- "The moonshining Law" Moses. Overtook 7 times... Ecclesiastics produce It.
- Easter was in the autumn, and we celebrate in the spring!
- "God-send" - malt - sprouting grain - the unique marching solution.
- Exod begins catastrophic eruption - 10 "plagues Egyptian" it is volcanic winter
- The sea have passed on ice. The Moses of people has distributed, and the pharaon pursued a heap - they gone down.
- The leading archeologist and the historian of Israel Finkelstein has proved , - ancient Jews never was in present pseudo-Palestine, Egypt no anywhere nearby (the Internet or here below a picture see)
- ~600 years ago slavs, under leadership of the Moses came from Volga to the Balkans through Crimea.
And much... Many other things...
I ask for forgiveness, I did not have a possibility to prepare a material for a forum...

My conclusions are not pleasant? Look a material (only at the text of bibles)

www.bible-exodus.narod.ru (look for English)

... Also make them!

I beg to HELP me with tranlation of Bibles of you native language that are present in my site.

Thirst of constructive discussion...

Thank you!

 

[editor]

What the fuck is all this mad gibberish?

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

I ask for forgiveness, I did not have a possibility to prepare a material for a forum...

Don't you think that would have been a good idea?

 

[DotCommunist]

Yea though I walk through the valley of spam, I shall fear no tin opener
For my god is with me

His beans and hash browns they comfort me
He sets a fried egg before me in the eyes of my enemy
Truly my cup runneth over and I shall dwell all my days
in the greasy spoon cafe

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Yea though I walk through the valley of spam, I shall fear no tin opener
For my god is with me

His beans and hash browns they comfort me
He sets a fried egg before me in the eyes of my enemy
Truly my cup runneth over and I shall dwell all my days
in the greasy spoon cafe

to be fair, he did mention

- "God-send" - malt - sprouting grain - the unique marching solution.

which intrigued me

 

[Maurice Picarda]

Why is it that actual name and photo of self as avatar always, always means a stark raving mentalist?

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Why is it that actual name and photo of self as avatar always, always means a stark raving mentalist?

I'm concerned about his orange clothing.

Only certain types of people wear orange clothing

 

[Hocus Eye.]

Sasha
I see from the English version of your web page that you live in Zheleznovodsk. Where exactly is that, and what is it like? Be quick in answering if possible because you are probably going to be banned for spamming.

 

[Maurice Picarda]

Only certain types of people wear orange clothing

Sannyasins, Guantanamo Bay inmates and railway workers. It's a pretty broad demographic.

 

[TruXta]

More of this sort of thing, Mr. New Member.

 

[twentythreedom]

Dude's a genius, I'm with Trux on this - more moonshining and marching powder!

Epic mentalism, this has greatly cheered me up.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Sannyasins, Guantanamo Bay inmates and railway workers. It's a pretty broad demographic.

and half the prison population of the US

 

[Greebo]

I'm concerned about his orange clothing.

Only certain types of people wear orange clothing

Among them, devotees of Osho. And that Guru with all the Rolls Royces.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Among them, devotees of Osho. And that Guru with all the Rolls Royces.

Afraid you've lost me there, not really up religious nutters

 

[jesuscrept]

You will live up all your life and never had known in what world lived?!

Before nobody compared> 50 "official" bibles of different times and nations.
It has appeared interesting, but religious or atheists men have killed interest in you.
You consider the bible boring and far from today. It not so! But something to inform you it will not be possible - you are zombied.

Where usually hide? On a open place! In bibles the SUCH is written! About what to you will never speak... Also it is an excellent example of how monstrously distort the facts in the ancient time and today.
99 % of people from weights of culture cannot understand and accept it. But also 1 % "thinking" is necessary a lot of time, memory and heroic honesty before the facts...

The interesting moments from the Bible:

- "The moonshining Law" Moses. Overtook 7 times... Ecclesiastics produce It.
- Easter was in the autumn, and we celebrate in the spring!
- "God-send" - malt - sprouting grain - the unique marching solution.
- Exod begins catastrophic eruption - 10 "plagues Egyptian" it is volcanic winter
- The sea have passed on ice. The Moses of people has distributed, and the pharaon pursued a heap - they gone down.
- The leading archeologist and the historian of Israel Finkelstein has proved , - ancient Jews never was in present pseudo-Palestine, Egypt no anywhere nearby (the Internet or here below a picture see)
- ~600 years ago slavs, under leadership of the Moses came from Volga to the Balkans through Crimea.
And much... Many other things...
I ask for forgiveness, I did not have a possibility to prepare a material for a forum...

My conclusions are not pleasant? Look a material (only at the text of bibles)

www.bible-exodus.narod.ru (look for English)

... Also make them!

I beg to HELP me with tranlation of Bibles of you native language that are present in my site.

Thirst of constructive discussion...

Thank you!

Not heard of Google translate. Type in whatever you would like to say in your mother tongue, select which language you would like to translate to(English in this case) and voila.

 

[JimW]

Afraid you've lost me there, not really up religious nutters

Then you're in the right thread to catch up a bit

 

[jesuscrept]

What the fuck is all this mad gibberish?

You've answered your own question there.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Then you're in the right thread to catch up a bit

Maybe OP will enlighten me

 

[kittyP]

Class! I hope he comes back

 

[ItWillNeverWork]

Fuck me, that guy is scary looking.

 

[Greebo]

Fuck me, that guy is scary looking.<snip>

Hate to be shallow but... seldom have I seen such murderous grey eyes.

 

[JimW]

Be nice to sensationally discover a couple of fifty quid notes tucked into your Bible.

 

[DotCommunist]

there is a frowned upon practise amongst the more superstitious of the faithful. Opening the bible at random and putting your finger on a random passage, then reading it as divine knowledge 'meant' to guide you. It smacks of divination which is not allowed so gets frowned upon by Elders and other leadership level clergy. And you run the risk of hitting a passage like 'she was thrown from the temple roof and the dogs licked up the blood' which isn't helping anyone.

Opening it at random to do a bit of illicit christian magic and finding a few pink notes would be like hitting the magick fucking jackpot. Get thee behind me Satan.

 

[TruXta]

there is a frowned upon practise amongst the more superstitious of the faithful. Opening the bible at random and putting your finger on a random passage, then reading it as divine knowledge 'meant' to guide you. It smacks of divination which is not allowed so gets frowned upon by Elders and other leadership level clergy. And you run the risk of hitting a passage like 'she was thrown from the temple roof and the dogs licked up the blood' which isn't helping anyone.

Opening it at random to do a bit of illicit christian magic and finding a few pink notes would be like hitting the magick fucking jackpot. Get thee behind me Satan.

Bibliomancy. It works better with Naked Lunch if you ask me.

 

[Greebo]

Bibliomancy. It works better with Naked Lunch if you ask me.

There's the virtual version of it at facade.com, where you can pick which genre of book to take the random passage(s) from (it's stichomancy if you use any book instead of just the Bible).

Tbh the objections which some Christians have to divination seem a bit weird to me, given that the Old Testament is rife with the chosen godly character in that bit working out what they're to do next by using divination.

 

[TruXta]

There's the virtual version of it at facade.com, where you can pick which genre of book to take the random passage(s) from (it's stichomancy if you use any book instead of just the Bible).

Tbh the objections which some Christians have to divination seem a bit weird to me, given that the Old Testament is rife with the chosen godly character in that bit working out what they're to do next by using divination.

Hmmm to your last point. Are you talking about prophets? I suppose Solomon would've got up to all sorts of esoteric shenanigans.

 

[DotCommunist]

It was given unto king solomon who chose to recieve the gift of of wisdom when god arksed him what thing he would most desire. Later the gift was abused by false prophets and charlatans so god in a huff said you weren't allowed to do it anymore.

The practise was revived with the gift of prophecy as transmitted through the gifts of the spirit given to the disciples in the wake of jesus' death (and rebirth as a ghost! praise be, he is risen like a pesky loaf).
Alongside healing, speaking in tongues and falling over in church and having a gran mal for god.

This of course concentrates the magic in the hands of those who are so gifted by apostolic tradition, and those in that seniority who endorse the magick of others. Power mate. Tame the mystics or stick em in a monastary and call em holy mentals.

 

[ShiftyBagLady]

Hate to be shallow but... seldom have I seen such murderous grey eyes.

I like it, he has an air of the dangerfuck about him.

 

[TruXta]

It was given unto king solomon who chose to recieve the gift of of wisdom when god arksed him what thing he would most desire. Later the gift was abused by false prophets and charlatans so god in a huff said you weren't allowed to do it anymore.

The practise was revived with the gift of prophecy as transmitted through the gifts of the spirit given to the disciples in the wake of jesus' death (and rebirth as a ghost! praise be, he is risen like a pesky loaf).
Alongside healing, speaking in tongues and falling over in church and having a gran mal for god.

This of course concentrates the magic in the hands of those who are so gifted by apostolic tradition, and those in that seniority who endorse the magick of others. Power mate. Tame the mystics or stick em in a monastary and call em holy mentals.

Good old altar boys, you can trust them to remember shit like this. Double hmmm to your last para. Are you saying the Church, let's say the Catholic for sake of argument, still thinks it/they are gifted the power of prophecy?

 

[Greebo]

Hmmm to your last point. Are you talking about prophets? I suppose Solomon would've got up to all sorts of esoteric shenanigans.

Not just Solomon - Joseph, David, Joshua, Daniel, Samuel, Moses...

It was given unto king solomon who chose to recieve the gift of of wisdom when god arksed him what thing he would most desire. Later the gift was abused by false prophets and charlatans so god in a huff said you weren't allowed to do it anymore.<snip>

This of course concentrates the magic in the hands of those who are so gifted by apostolic tradition, and those in that seniority who endorse the magick of others. Power mate. Tame the mystics or stick em in a monastary and call em holy mentals.

Bloody typical of a capricious so-called ineffable deity.