rishi sunak captions pls

[Pickman's model]

i'll start you off with 'and that's the highest the polls have had your ratings for months'

 

[Magnus McGinty]

Isn’t squatting illegal, chaps?

 

[Cid]

Why are there carrots in there? I didn't even eat carrots.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

"I think I've just seen some poor people... sorry I feel a bit nauseous.."

 

[Mr.Bishie]

Is that really white dog poo?

 

[Maggot]

That's not Rees Mogg, that's an actual streak of piss.

 

[Yossarian]

"Watching these cockroach races brings back fond memories of the Conservative leadership election"

 

[krtek a houby]

i'll start you off with 'and that's the highest the polls have had your ratings for months'

That Guy Rishi remake of "Kicking Bishop Brennan Up the Arse"

 

[danny la rouge]

“If this doesn’t get us in the local papers, I don’t know what will”.

 

[May Kasahara]

Sorry chaps, just need to take a breather - I'm worn out from being such a massive cunt

 

[DotCommunist]

I'm telling you this is where I dropped that blim

 

[BigMoaner]

i'll start you off with 'and that's the highest the polls have had your ratings for months'

like some kinda cuck fantasy. teh two standing straight are the husbands, the two squatting waiting to be recieved by some uber hunk.

 

[brogdale]

Would be hard to beat the laughable original, tbh..

 

[friedaweed]

i'll start you off with 'and that's the highest the polls have had your ratings for months'

Looks like a game of Tan Arse to me.

 

[Sweet FA]

"Not sure, could be arse or elbow. Fetch the torch"

 

[WouldBe]

Is that how much is left in the treasury?

 

[Serge Forward]

Look! Shrooms!

 

[friedaweed]

Urban Dictionary: Red Arse

A game you play after playing football. if the goal keeper lets in ten goals he must now bend over as you attempt to kick balls at his arse. the person who misses by the largest distance is now in goals. in cold weather it is the ultimate description of pain

www.urbandictionary.com

 

[stavros]

Tiny irregularity spotted at the roadside.

 

[SpookyFrank]

CAN YOU HEAR ME DOWN THERE MRS THATCHER?

 

[cuppa tee]

practical demonstration of how low the tories will stoop to win votes.

 

[steveo87]

Ever since I saw this photo this morning, I keep on thinking the bloke on the left of Sunak is Paul Scholes.

Is that my caption, or a statement of fact? Urban, YOU decide.

 

[wow]

None of these answers are funny.

 

[SpookyFrank]

We eagerly await your superior contribution.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Sunak wages war on pot holes. Leftie layabouts 'will have to get their fix elsewhere.'

 

[Humberto]

"Fucking hell lads, I'm spacing out. That see-saw was too fucking fast."

 

[two sheds]

"We were evicted from our hole in the ground; we had to go and live in a lake."

 

[Sue]

i'll start you off with 'and that's the highest the polls have had your ratings for months'

(There's some weird perspective thing going on there, no?)

 

[Raheem]

Use the Force, Rishi.

 

[krtek a houby]

None of these answers are funny.

"Oh wow! Look down there, it's a tiny little spanner, fancy that!"