Queue Watch: Dedicated BBC Queue Tracking discussion and analysis - HRH Her Majesty the Queen (Dec'd)

[Steel Icarus]

Of Course What People Don't Realise Is, Is That The Queue Actually Brought More Money Into The Economy Than It Cost

Capital letters a lovely touch Dave

 

[marty21]

I just went over the queue. It was moving.

Did they all manage to dodge your car ?

 

[clicker]

I'm pleased for the little shops along the route ,they've hopefully made an unexpected few bob ahead of a bleak winter.

There's a tiny newsagent/everything shop tucked behind the Founders Arms. Prime queue territory. Its like stepping back decades, their greetings cards have that stiff, yellowing 1980's feel. I imagine they'll miss the (((queue))).

 

[Skim]

Goodbye, queue. I did not stand in you, but will cherish your memory forever.

 

[Petcha]

Is there going to be a new Queue to watch the royal corpse be transported to Windsor? Will this also get its own channel/app/weather system?

Coz I don't think I can live without this.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Capital letters a lovely touch Dave

It Emphasises How Important It Is, without going full batshit ALLCAPS AND GREEN INK MENTAL

 

[Elpenor]

Goodbye England's queue
May you ever grow in our hearts
You were the line that placed itself
Where lives were torn apart
You called out to David Beckham
And you whispered to those in pain
Now you belong to heaven
And the heras fencing spells out your name

 

[Karl Masks]

Tis fortunate all these plebs have gotten used to long queues as the will need them for the now-regualr trips to the foodbank

 

[planetgeli]

Is she even in the box? That'd really complete the Theatre of the Absurd bingo card.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Not much longer to go... Just the funeral, and then the coronation, and then the regional mini-coronations, and then we can all go back to normal...

Anyone for a picnic?

 

[planetgeli]

"The Queue", "The Box" - there's definitely a game show in this somewhere.

 

[marty21]

"The Queue", "The Box" - there's definitely a game show in this somewhere.

Paddy McGuiness is already pitching it

 

[Puddy_Tat]

"The Queue", "The Box" - there's definitely a game show in this somewhere.

with philip schofield as host?

 

[Storm Fox]

with philip schofield as host?

I guess he'll skip to the front of the auditions.

 

[emanymton]

Any truth to this?

There is a difference though. I've Been on lots of demos, but that number would have been a lot less if they involved standing in a queue for 12 hours.

I don't think just comparing numbers between the 2 things means much.

It would be more accurate to compare the demo to people turning up at all the other events, leaving flowers and stuff and that is probably a lot more then the demo, much as I wish it wasn't.

 

[Artaxerxes]

And so The Queue passes into history, to become a shit Jimmy Carr joke for Jonathan Ross, Noel Fielding, and Richard Ayoade to laugh at.

Is Brooker still doing newswipe at Christmas?

Just not sure how you can satire this stuff, it’s absolutely dolalley

 

[Gromit]

It's a shame they ain't given The Queue a bit of kettle'ing.
Just to give them the real British mass gathering experience.

 

[story]

I’m curious to know what the QAnon people make of The Queue. Do they see it as some kind of tie in? Is Queue-Anon trending anywhere?

bimble are you still keeping an eye on the Q-zone? What’s the chat there?


I think The Empty Coffin is prety well established as a conspiracy now. What else?

 

[Gromit]

I’m curious to know what the QAnon people make of The Queue. Do they see it as some kind of tie in? Is Queue-Anon trending anywhere?

bimble are you still keeping an eye on the Q-zone? What’s the chat there?


I think The Empty Coffin is prety well established as a conspiracy now. What else?

I heard she's doing a Weekend at Queenie's.

[insert Photoshop image here]

 

[platinumsage]

I like trying to ID the queue-jumping foreign delegations. Thought I saw the Mongolians earlier.

This guy was keen to have his flunky take a pic of him gazing appropriately:

 

[marty21]

I guess he'll skip to the front of the auditions.

I must admit , even though there is a lot of fuss about Scofield , I don't care about anyone jumping the queue .

 

[moomoo]

I'm glad I saw it IRL & was briefly in it (by mistake)

I feel that you let us down by not staying in it.

 

[DaveCinzano]

I feel that you let us down by not staying in it.

The meline one would have expeditioned the shit out of that queue, would have got some of them to sign up here as well, and probably persuaded some of them to go to Pontins with him and do a Shit Winter Wonderland or two too

 

[QueenOfGoths]

I feel that you let us down by not staying in it.

marty21 could have been the urban representative!!

 

[surreybrowncap]

 

[Numbers]

God save our gracious Queue!
Long live our noble Queue!
God save the Queue!
Send queue victorious,
Happy queue glorious,
Long queues reign over us,
God save the Queue.

 

[platinumsage]

No press-ups yet...

 

[pbsmooth]

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

I ran the queue today. Nobody looked happy apart from one group of poshos that were only about an hour in (still in Bermondsey) and had already opened up some champagne.
Barely anyone was even talking.
Can't imagine life long relationships forming in the queue.
Bit smelly towards the front too.

 

[spitfire]

I’M IN THE QUEUE!