Question Time tonight

[DotCommunist]

once they use CRISPR Cas 9 to create an inexpensive and utterly terrifying bioweapon these people will still be banging on about trident

 

[J Ed]

There is a Spectator journo on the TV who I think has actually become a horse... Tories are so fucking weird.

Mirror journo talking about how the fact that Corbyn won't kill millions with nukes is a good thing, wow.

 

[Mr.Bishie]

9 Tories of 120 #BBCQT audience ask 29% of questions. Still #CorbynWins #GE17

This explains the bellendery I witnessed.

 

[bmd]

*licks pencil, opens dictionary at 'b'*

 

[Who PhD]

What would happen if you submitted an approvable question and got onto the audience and then asked something else? Like, why are the Tories lying fuckwankers?

 

[danny la rouge]

What would happen if you submitted an approvable question and got onto the audience and then asked something else? Like, why are the Tories lying fuckwankers?

It would be edited out. I didn't watch last nights one, but I've been in the Question Time audience and it's recorded a short time before it actually airs. Was this definitely live to air?

 

[YouSir]

What would happen if you submitted an approvable question and got onto the audience and then asked something else? Like, why are the Tories lying fuckwankers?

They'd take the mic off of you and then the production staff would beat you with socks filled with batteries.

 

[Pickman's model]

They'd take the mic off of you and then the production staff would beat you with socks filled with batteries.

Nothing like that, instead they simply escort you into a room where you are browbeaten.

 

[Pickman's model]

What would happen if you submitted an approvable question and got onto the audience and then asked something else? Like, why are the Tories lying fuckwankers?

So you mean lying about the question you'd ask and asking about someone else lying. Have you ever heard of hypocrisy?

 

[Ole]

9 Tories of 120 #BBCQT audience ask 29% of questions. Still #CorbynWins #GE17

This explains the bellendery I witnessed.

In place of a thousand words, I give you this picture:

Fucking hell. I loved that cunt in the top-right in particular, literally almost falling over himself in fear and rage at the imaginary nuclear threat from Iran, who have no fucking nukes.

 

[Orang Utan]

In place of a thousand words, I give you this picture:

Fucking hell. I loved that cunt in the top-right in particular, literally almost falling over himself in fear and rage at the imaginary nuclear threat from Iran, who have no fucking nukes.

someone on twitter said that none of those blokes would give you your ball back if it landed in their garden

 

[Nine Bob Note]

In place of a thousand words, I give you this picture:

Were there any white people in that audience?

 

[shygirl]

I really, really respect that Corbyn stood his ground and wouldn't be drawn on saying yes to pressing the button. That's honesty and integrity despite the risk of losing a lot of votes. Stupid fucking question, I mean, do these people actually contemplate the reality of what a nuclear bomb would do to us? Anyway, well done Corbyn.

 

[Ole]

Whatever comes of this election, I fully expect Stewart Lee, Frankie Boyle et al. to immortalise this episode in comedy history.

 

[agricola]

In place of a thousand words, I give you this picture:

Fucking hell. I loved that cunt in the top-right in particular, literally almost falling over himself in fear and rage at the imaginary nuclear threat from Iran, who have no fucking nukes.

My favourite was that blonde youth who asked about zero hours contracts, but who didn't realise that Corbyn would answer the question.

 

[agricola]

I really, really respect that Corbyn stood his ground and wouldn't be drawn on saying yes to pressing the button. That's honesty and integrity despite the risk of losing a lot of votes. Stupid fucking question, I mean, do these people actually contemplate the reality of what a nuclear bomb would do to us? Anyway, well done Corbyn.

TBH that is my major annoyance with him. Every time he is asked that question, he should explain what the reality of a nuclear attack would be (that he and almost all of us would be dead), what our response would be (that it would take hours, even a day, to launch unless they were warned beforehand) and most importantly that there isn't a little button you press and off the thing goes with the British flag on the side.

 

[xenon]

The selfish Student asking about zero hours contracts. Why won't you let me work for Deliveroo. Neatly encapsulated a Tory individualist mindset versus any principles Based on wider social concerns. The fucking wanker.

 

[Orang Utan]

The bloke who is top middle in that montage looks very very familiar

 

[butchersapron]

He's a shit Stephen Graham.

 

[Lord Camomile]

TBH that is my major annoyance with him. Every time he is asked that question, he should explain what the reality of a nuclear attack would be (that he and almost all of us would be dead), what our response would be (that it would take hours, even a day, to launch unless they were warned beforehand) and most importantly that there isn't a little button you press and off the thing goes with the British flag on the side.

Exactly. And also, what the effect is. Describe the deaths of the men, women and children, the teachers, the nurses, the mechanics... describe it all in painful, horrible detail. Think that's too much, too graphic? That's what you're asking of me, that's what you're asking me to do. You're asking me to knowingly make all that happen, and you're asking me to do it in your name.

Still want me to "press the button"?

 

[Ole]

The selfish Student asking about zero hours contracts. Why won't you let me work for Deliveroo. Neatly encapsulated a Tory individualist mindset versus any principles Based on wider social concerns. The fucking wanker.

As though the little fucking cunt was going to work for Deliveroo.

 

[YouSir]

The bloke who is top middle in that montage looks very very familiar

Looks like a fat, old version of the guy from This is England.

 

[Orang Utan]

Snap!

 

[agricola]

Exactly. And also, what the effect is. Describe the deaths of the men, women and children, the teachers, the nurses, the mechanics... describe it all in painful, horrible detail. Think that's too much, too graphic? That's what you're asking of me, that's what you're asking me to do. You're asking me to knowingly make all that happen, and you're asking me to do it in your name.

Still want me to "press the button"?

Well exactly. If they then wanted more, I'd point out that most of the safeguards in the system are to prevent a Prime Minister launching missiles.

 

[rekil]

In place of a thousand words, I give you this picture:

Fucking hell. I loved that cunt in the top-right in particular, literally almost falling over himself in fear and rage at the imaginary nuclear threat from Iran, who have no fucking nukes.

ISIS bloke in the middle.

 

[agricola]

ISIS bloke in the middle.

judging by the reddened face and jowls, perhaps he has takbir a little too much

 

[rekil]

Starting a Heavy Drinkers For All Out No Messing Nuclear Holocaust patreon.

 

[Ole]

Reminds me of this

 

[The Boy]

He's a shit Stephen Graham.

I was literally about to write the same thing.

* shakes fist*

Edit: and the rest of yous

*shakes fist*

 

[weltweit]

I am just watching May with Dimbleby now, she isn't doing too badly if I am honest.