Queen Death: Thread for unhinged Tweets, opinions and behaviour

[DaveCinzano]

Are there any shops in The Head that sell strap-on dildos?

Are there any that don't?

 

[nogojones]

I can't keep up. Have we had this?

 

[pbsmooth]

He's probably thinking he needs some good PR seeing as he's taken the coin from Qatar for the World Cup. I was surprised by the fact he seemed to be on his own. Billy no mates. By many accounts he does seem to be a decent bloke all things considered so maybe it is just what it is.

 

[danny la rouge]

Are there any that don't?

Mothercare.

 

[seeformiles]

How did this poor girl manage to make it outside with such qualified marsmen in the hall?

 

[DaveCinzano]

Mothercare.

Is there one? Werent they all closed in the UK when the firm went into administration?

 

[danny la rouge]

Is there one? Werent they all closed in the UK when the firm went into administration?

There’s still one in Maidenhead because there was demand for a shop that didn’t sell strap-ons.

 

[DaveCinzano]

There’s still one in Maidenhead because there was demand for a shop that didn’t sell strap-ons.

Maidenhead still as new then

 

[danny la rouge]

(I don’t think I’ve ever been to Maidenhead).

 

[tim]

(I don’t think I’ve ever been to Maidenhead).

That won't save you from the bombs.

 

[JimW]

Is Virgin's head office in Maidenhead?

 

[DaveCinzano]

Forgot about this from a work newsletter

 

[Gromit]

Forgot about this from a work newsletter

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Her love of jewels and big houses were paid for by our grief and her taxes. So she weren't lying.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Are there any shops in The Head that sell strap-on dildos?

No....t yet!!

 

[editor]

Aye. He’s a hero for standing in the queue. Em, no. That’s not how you get to be a hero.

Good job I never made such a ridiculous claim then.

 

[danny la rouge]

Good job I never made such a ridiculous claim then.

I wasn’t suggesting you were. I was agreeing with you.

My reference was to the widespread opinion in public discourse, which I had assumed you were disapprovingly making reference to.

 

[Chemical needs]

I heard a busker on LBC complaining that it meant 25% of his income gone for the period of the ban.

Part of me sympathises, part of me thinks well you chose busking and bad weather and state funerals and shit happens.
Gotta take the rough with the smooth or get a real job. Not a get to choose my own hours and do what I love job.

Fuck off gromit.

 

[Wilf]

Some bloke complaining his 7 year old niece got shoved out of the way in the 'incident ' (guardian, on phone, dunno how to link). Moaning that she wants to get back in to see the box again because she's been up since 2.00 and waiting 12 hours. Erm, yeah, but you are the dickhead who subjected a 7 year old to a 12 hour queue. Ffs.

 

[magneze]

That's literally the most exciting thing that's happened at the end of the queue and he's complaining.

 

[magneze]

Is there any video of the incident?

 

[two sheds]

Are there any shops in The Head that sell strap-on dildos?

I think you're going to have to get one off the internet

 

[Epona]

Is there any video of the incident?

I think they turned the camera doing the live stream away, which is probably what the above complaint is more about - they weren't on telly or summat.

 

[Ax^]

Is there any video of the incident?

 

[Ax^]

got the love the 2 fella in front...


nothing to see here stay somber their cameras

 

[Calamity1971]

How lovely that these royalists want to share.

 

[hitmouse]

(I don’t think I’ve ever been to Maidenhead).

It's got a great Protomartyr song named after it, which is inspired by the Patrick Hamilton novel Hangover Square:

Spoiler: don't click if you don't want to know what Maidenhead represents in Patrick Hamilton's 1941 novel

Throughout the novel, Maidenhead represents for George a semi-mythical new beginning, representing a picture of traditional Englishness in contrast to the seaminess of Earl's Court, and the place where he once spent an idyllic holiday with his sister Ellen, now long dead, who was one of the few people who had ever loved and understood him. However, in the closing pages of the novel the fallacy of that dream becomes apparent to George: it is just the same as everywhere else.

I don't think either the song or the book feature any royals attempting to buy strap-ons in Mothercare, or any other shop for that matter, but been a while since I read it so I might have forgotten.

Anyway, was actually coming to this thread to post DOUGLAS MURRAY NYT JIHAD:


Also, went in a newsagent today and saw the Guardian's front-page headline was about someone saying the visit of a Saudi prince was an insult to the Queen's memory, didn't bother reading any further though so I can't tell you the details about how the Queen spent her life fighting against... monarchies, I guess?

 

[DaveCinzano]

went in a newsagent today and saw the Guardian's front-page headline was about someone saying the visit of a Saudi prince was an insult to the Queen's memory

Didn't catch the name of the writer, did you..?

 

[seeformiles]

More random police cuntery

Police stop rollerblader near King Charles's car

Officers tackle a man to the ground shortly before the monarch's vehicle passes by.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Part 2]

How lovely that these royalists want to share.
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Rather amusingly, someone seems to be putting in opening bids of £666, but most are being trumped by bidders with a 1 feedback rating. I suspect those wishing to cash in won't be making the huge sums they're hoping for.

 

[ruffneck23]