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"vibey"
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Queen Death: Thread for unhinged Tweets, opinions and behaviour
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seeformiles
Lost in the wood
My old man told me that, as a student in the 1950s, popular rag week pranks would be several of them doing just that - also standing, looking up and pointing at the sky until enough people were doing the same, then walking away and watching this thing perpetuate itself.
seeformiles
Lost in the wood
Philip has gone the full zombieMy friends took this picture from a village bus stop during the jubilee. I’m so tempted to go for a drive today to see what they’ve done this time.
Queen in her coffin, paddington? I hope they’ve done something.
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LDC
On est tous des pangolins
My friends took this picture from a village bus stop during the jubilee. I’m so tempted to go for a drive today to see what they’ve done this time.
Queen in her coffin, paddington? I hope they’ve done something.
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Sometimes it's a bit tempting to see how horrendous a thing you could make like that and get away with before someone was like, "Hang on, are you actually taking the piss?" I bet that would happen after the local newspaper first ran a piece as, 'Local man makes beautiful and personal tribute to Queen'.
Bahnhof Strasse
Met up with Hannah Courtoy a week next Tuesday
They won't give him one cos he dodged his taxes, evidently the tens of millions of pounds he has are not enough for the greedy prick.
Agent Sparrow
the age of slippers and migraines
I have FINALLY managed to get to the end of the thread. I feel like I’ve had my own personal Queueing experience 
My dance teacher joined the crowds to see the coffin go past and yeah, she said it was more about the history thing. Same reason my mum keeps asking if I’ve gone to see anything. Mind you, even mum now thinks that all the coverage is “getting a bit too much” which to me speaks more volumes than an anti-monarchist’s week of piss taking!
I would eat one of the queen’s hats, corgi hair and all, if these sorts of messages are someone’s long term genuine feelings. They’re either near delirious thoughts that have been whipped up in the fervour of the moment (if I’m feeling generous) or outright false flattery (if I’m not).
My dance teacher joined the crowds to see the coffin go past and yeah, she said it was more about the history thing. Same reason my mum keeps asking if I’ve gone to see anything. Mind you, even mum now thinks that all the coverage is “getting a bit too much” which to me speaks more volumes than an anti-monarchist’s week of piss taking!
Johnny Vodka
The Abominable Scotsman
I'm in quite a "Rangers" village on the west coast. I can imagine there will be a bit of fuss here tomorrow.
The whole 10 days mourning thing... is it 10? Cos the Royals out and about pressing the flesh with the common people, look remarkably chipper and smiley.
Even on the BBC...and Sky etc..everyonr is in black but they're definitely not "in mourning".
This to me is all a lie.
All the merry people queueing to see the coffin etc... chatting away to the media "oh we packed lots of sandwiches and the time has flown..everyone is in good form and we are doing this cos its the least we could do ...cos queenie did so much for us"..
I mean wtf? What exactly did she do FOR them?
What did the queen actually do for these people? How can they be so brainwashed? She lived an extraordinarily priveleged life. She smiled as she met people in public and shook their hands. That's it.
She might have done some charity stuff but she just turned up to functions...smiled..waved....chatted a bit... Charles will do the same.
Its a tourist attraction. The Royal family are good for tourism. And currently the biggest tourists are those meandering through the snake queue to see the pageantry of the queen lying jn state with the beefeaters and horse guards standing to protect her remains.
The common people say "we want to show our respect"....sadly the royals don't really care much about this respect. Deep down they dont give a toss for the common people but they will shake hands and thanks because they know that the common people can turn and when they turn against a monarchy they have the power to uproot it.
I'm just surprised that the royals are not providing all these weary travellers with a hot beverage and a marmalade sandwich.
Even on the BBC...and Sky etc..everyonr is in black but they're definitely not "in mourning".
This to me is all a lie.
All the merry people queueing to see the coffin etc... chatting away to the media "oh we packed lots of sandwiches and the time has flown..everyone is in good form and we are doing this cos its the least we could do ...cos queenie did so much for us"..
I mean wtf? What exactly did she do FOR them?
What did the queen actually do for these people? How can they be so brainwashed? She lived an extraordinarily priveleged life. She smiled as she met people in public and shook their hands. That's it.
She might have done some charity stuff but she just turned up to functions...smiled..waved....chatted a bit... Charles will do the same.
Its a tourist attraction. The Royal family are good for tourism. And currently the biggest tourists are those meandering through the snake queue to see the pageantry of the queen lying jn state with the beefeaters and horse guards standing to protect her remains.
The common people say "we want to show our respect"....sadly the royals don't really care much about this respect. Deep down they dont give a toss for the common people but they will shake hands and thanks because they know that the common people can turn and when they turn against a monarchy they have the power to uproot it.
I'm just surprised that the royals are not providing all these weary travellers with a hot beverage and a marmalade sandwich.
Karl Masks
Birds Angel Delight
When he gets to the front of the q, do you think Frodo will go through with it and toss the ring in?
He tried already. The police arrested him
Agent Sparrow
the age of slippers and migraines
Should have just sent the eagles…
Karl Masks
Birds Angel Delight
How does James Whale still exist? Who even listens anymore?
Karl Masks
Birds Angel Delight
"not my ring"
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
Aren’t you supposed to touch the coffin?
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
In the old days, the new King would feed the whole nation with cakes and ale. Not these days. They’re not so afraid of us cutting their heads off anymore. Perhaps it’s time to make them afraid of the people.
Gromit
International Man of Misery
I think he wanted not to be hung, drawn and quartered;
followed by ice cream (he loved a Cornetto);
and lastly for future English monarchs to have nice funerals
(But lots of em in the space of a week so no heirs were left).
Agent Sparrow
the age of slippers and migraines
To play devils advocate, she didn’t do anything particularly good but she also didn’t do anything horribly wrong like some others in her family. I think that’s exactly what people mean when they use the word “dignified”.
That’s actually the question isn’t it? He’s piped up from time to time with more explicit opinions to her. Not saying he’s going to try and wrestle back control from Parliament but it will be interesting to see if he stays as silent as her.
As an aside, I can’t remember how my MiL knows this but apparently he has staff who remove all the cow pats from the fields he takes his evening walks in.
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Sure he wasn't saying "My precious"
Agent Sparrow
the age of slippers and migraines
Well it is meant to be a comedy thread, I had to make some kind of effortThe lol was for the last paragraph
Well it is meant to be a comedy thread, I had to make some kind of effort
And we know how he reacts to a leaky ink pen...
I would love to be a fly on the one cowpat his minions forget to remove from the field he likes to walk through of an evening.
He would probably become apopleptic.
