Queen Death: Thread for unhinged Tweets, opinions and behaviour

[Karl Masks]

Hilariously disingenuous email from Tesco.com.

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So they're closing all their stores out of respect ... except for the ones that might make a few bob off anyone who fancies an egg and cress sandwich as they watch the coffin go by

TBC are the stores closed early in the monrning? I like to do my shopping around 8am at my local express

 

[Artaxerxes]

It’s going to be weird when Charles croaks in 10 years and there’s just going to be two blokes from GB news with a plastic rose instead

 

[T & P]

It’s going to be weird when Charles croaks in 10 years and there’s just going to be two blokes from GB news with a plastic rose instead

The weirdest bit being that GB News was still going in ten years' time.

 

[not-bono-ever]

State of Green Park

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In photos: Green Park, The Queen, huge crowds and thousands of flowers, Sept 2022 -

This is the bizarre sight in Green Park as thousands of people have descended to the central London park to leave floral tributes to The Queen. The entire park is fenced off with visitors only allowed to enter and exit at designated places. Flowers are everywhere in the park. Join the forum chat...

www.urban75.org

You could have chucked that 30 quid bouquet at the local food bank and it would have done some good

Yep patronising but there you go

 

[extra dry]

I thought everyone would like to see this lovely and touching portrait of the queen I saw recently in a shop window.


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Has a rather haunting quality

 

[not-bono-ever]

It’s going to be weird when Charles croaks in 10 years and there’s just going to be two blokes from GB news with a plastic rose instead

They said this about ‘er HRH not so long back after the baby Diana turbo grief . The Brits seem to revert to their ergonomic default far too readily

 

[Rob Ray]

There'll always be a part of England that loves the boot rather than its wearer.

 

[Artaxerxes]

They said this about ‘er HRH not so long back after the baby Diana turbo grief . The Brits seem to revert to their ergonomic default far too readily

Yeah the royals turned to shit for a glorious few years but they've had some serious hard PR work over the last decade or so.

 

[Wilf]

Have we had the pooing sculpture yet?

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That complicated moment when you are deeply hungover, but manage to have a massive shit.

 

[not a trot]

Yeah the royals turned to shit for a glorious few years but they've had some serious hard PR work over the last decade or so.

Thanks to James Fucking Bond and Paddington Bear.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

oops

 

[brogdale]

Is this the most reductive polling question ever?

 

[steveseagull]

 

[friedaweed]

'You could feel the love everyone has for the Queen'

Kathryn Emery flew to the UK with her younger sister from Connecticut, especially to pay their respects to Queen Elizabeth ll.

www.bbc.co.uk

Cabinet ministers stand guard over Queen's coffin

The defence secretary and Scottish secretary take part in the vigil as the monarch lies in state.

www.bbc.co.uk

The thing I don't get is most archers I know who hunt with a bow are very adept at ensuring that they put a wounded animal out of it's misery swift and fast or they wouldn't shoot it in the first place. How did this poor girl manage to make it outside with such qualified marsmen in the hall?

 

[Calamity1971]

Go this guy.

 

[Calamity1971]

Loving the Welsh. Beeb edited this out.

 

[WhyLikeThis]

 

[Lord Camomile]

So, are famous people really just jumping the queue? Just seen that David Beckham has been... If that's the case, that's very very naughty! Off with their heads!

Yes, as others have pointed out, there's lots of anger that certain people are being afforded special privileges in a queue to see.... a queen.

 

[ddraig]

painful

King Charles III in Cardiff for first Wales visit as monarch

King Charles III extends his "heartfelt thanks for your kind words" following the Queen's death.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Epona]

oops

Fucking Entertainer, aren't they the fundamentalist Christian toy shop that refuses to sell "pagan" stuff? (Harry Potter merch was the thing that it came to a head over, iirc).

They can go fuck themselves with the bristly end of a witch's broomstick.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Fucking Entertainer, aren't they the fundamentalist Christian toy shop that refuses to sell "pagan" stuff? (Harry Potter merch was the thing that it came to a head over, iirc).

They can go fuck themselves with the bristly end of a witch's broomstick.

They don’t open on Sundays either. But they do treat their staff fairly well.

 

[Artaxerxes]

They don’t open on Sundays as they want their staff to have the time off

 

[Lord Camomile]

There is nothing to stop "someone like Trump" becoming monarch if they happen to be next in line, you blistering fool.

You. Get. No. Choice.

 

[Gromit]

Someone just now willingly joined the queue knowing (that according to estimate) they'll be in it until 6:30 pm tomorrow.

That's the reality we currently live in.

Brexit, Trump, Boris, Covid, The Queue.

The theory that we are living in a simulation isnt seeming quite as wacko to me as it used to.

 

[WWWeed]

 

[Wilf]

Guardian reporting ambulances have had to come out to 400 queue loons who fainted or otherwise got took ill.

 

[scifisam]

Is there more in there that says the Germans hate the Queen? The front page doesn't indicate it.

 

[scifisam]

Someone has mentioned the Tower to Mr 4 takes.

Is he an undercover Reupiclian? Even the pic of Charles there makes it look like he mas a massive 80-s rocker ponytail.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Is there more in there that says the Germans hate the Queen? The front page doesn't indicate it.

DIE QUEEN

 

[Epona]

Is there more in there that says the Germans hate the Queen? The front page doesn't indicate it.

No, it's someone pretending (for comedic effect) to be ignorant about the meaning of the German sentence "Die Queen" which is just out of shot at the bottom of the front page of the magazine in what you posted, but visible if you click on it to go to the tweet