Queen Death: Thread for unhinged Tweets, opinions and behaviour

[PR1Berske]

Has the world gone completely, utter fucking bonkers?

(As of Wednesday morning)

I follow some craft beer people on Twitter who are pointing out the route is very handy for some of London's best bars South of the river.

 

[T & P]

I follow some craft beer people on Twitter who are pointing out the route is very handy for some of London's best bars South of the river.

Still, not my idea of a pub crawl, though. I hope they're allowed to stay open 24h to serve the fucking delusional fools.

 

[clicker]

I follow some craft beer people on Twitter who are pointing out the route is very handy for some of London's best bars South of the river.

must admit my first thought on looking at that map was, its a bloody good pub crawl route. I reckon a few will be MIA by this afternoon.

 

[steveseagull]

 

[Thaw]

The back of the queue is currently outside the Premier Inn at County Hall. Next to the office so I went for a gawk.

 

[Cid]

Has the world gone completely, utter fucking bonkers?

(As of Wednesday morning)

Yep, agree - the orientation of that map is an absolute disgrace and an insult to the queen.

 

[Plumdaff]

I bet Guys and St Thomas NHS Trust are fucking jubilant about that queue. Still not far to go when the inevitable fainting/sunstroke/heart attacks happen.

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

The back of the queue is currently outside the Premier Inn at County Hall. Next to the office so I went for a gawk.

While that's obviously ridiculous it's, what, about an eighth of the total they've laid out there? The Mail had better be rallying its readers if they want to get to Southwark Park.

 

[clicker]

The back of the queue is currently outside the Premier Inn at County Hall. Next to the office so I went for a gawk.

I was staying there a couple of weeks ago. We queued up outside too , but due to a really disorganised and early morning fire drill.
The queues not that bad yet then. I can't believe people are going to start queuing from Bermondsey. Which means they probably will.

 

[tommers]

I'm hoping to meet up with some mates on the south Bank on Saturday to celebrate my 50th. Is that going to be an utterly fucking stupid idea? Or is it going to be inspired as I bounce off lampposts singing disrespectful songs about her Majesty at 6pm?

 

[tommers]

This country is utterly fucking mad, by the way.

 

[girasol]

I follow some craft beer people on Twitter who are pointing out the route is very handy for some of London's best bars South of the river.

Great opportunity for the entrepreneurs out there to sell food/drink (beers included, obvs), or even drugs , to people queueing up.

 

[clicker]

I'm hoping to meet up with some mates on the south Bank on Saturday to celebrate my 50th. Is that going to be an utterly fucking stupid idea? Or is it going to be inspired as I bounce off lampposts singing disrespectful songs about her Majesty at 6pm?

Going to the South Bank is never a stupid idea. Just don't join the wrong queue for the bar. Happy 50th in advance .

 

[clicker]

Great opportunity for the entrepreneurs out there to sell food/drink (beers included, obvs), or even drugs, to people queueing up.

There's an old guy near Tate Modern who'll tell you a joke for a pound. You give him 3 'things' to be in the joke. He could cheer them up....

 

[girasol]

I'm thinking of going for a wander, take some photos and just soak in the atmosphere. But I'm now wondering if passers by will actually be allowed access to the area? It occurs to me that it might be a "queuers only allowed" situation along the river, barriers and very tight security. Anyway, I might still go and see what happens. I never forgot going to Diana's flower graveyard - it was nuts.

In this instance, the queue itself will become the tourist attraction. Very performance artsy!

 

[T & P]

Can I borrow someone's car for a couple of hours?

 

[SysOut]

I'm thinking of going for a wander, take some photos

Make a video, like Godard...

 

[Thaw]

I'm thinking of going for a wander, take some photos and just soak in the atmosphere. But I'm now wondering if passers by will actually be allowed access to the area? It occurs to me that it might be a "queuers only allowed" situation along the river, barriers and very tight security. Anyway, I might still go and see what happens. I never forgot going to Diana's flower graveyard - it was nuts.

In this instance, the queue itself will become the tourist attraction. Very performance artsy!

There are some crash barriers to stop you mowing them down in your car but you're able to walk amongst them. Although the bit I looked at is pedestrianised anyway. There are loads of stewards.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Just on the BBC, reporter to youngish child
"Can you imagine having a job for 70 years?"
Me (shouting at the telly): "He'll be lucky to have a fucking job at all!"

I have become Aggrieved of Maidenhead!! Time to turn to Netflix

 

[Raheem]

The Independent currently has someone waving as its top story.

 

[Cloo]

Fuck, I wanted to go to Tate Britain at the weekend, is the queue going to make that difficult? Or will they have shifted her Maj by then?

 

[Artaxerxes]

Fuck, I wanted to go to Tate Britain at the weekend, is the queue going to make that difficult? Or will they have shifted her Maj by then?

It’s liable to be a fucking nightmare that side of river.

It’s the Japanese style market at kings cross this weekend and I’m still not sure if it’ll be cancelled out of respect or to fucking busy to bother

 

[newbie]

They're telling queuers to bring portable mobile phone chargers. I have a vision of daily hate readers clutching 3 pin wallwarts.
So yeah, business opportunity.

 

[tommers]

I'm hoping to meet up with some mates on the south Bank on Saturday to celebrate my 50th. Is that going to be an utterly fucking stupid idea? Or is it going to be inspired as I bounce off lampposts singing disrespectful songs about her Majesty at 6pm?

Hahahaah. Oh fuck. This is going to be brilliant.

 

[The39thStep]

 

[brogdale]

Er...just look at a still image of the box?

 

[T & P]

Er...just look at a still image of the box?

Hoping the coffin's lid might start to rise...

 

[brogdale]

Center Parcs playing an absolute blinder; bonuses all round?

 

[Plumdaff]

Er...just look at a still image of the box?

Do you have to wait outside your neighbour's house for 11 hours before slowly walking through your front room for the real Respectful Grief experience?

 

[danny la rouge]

Do you have to wait outside your neighbour's house for 11 hours before slowly walking through your front room for the real Respectful Grief experience?

You can get the VR headset version, too.