Queen Death: Thread for unhinged Tweets, opinions and behaviour

[Artaxerxes]

Wimbledon Foodbank has got the volunteers it needs to open on Monday now.

Also BUTLINS AREN'T CLOSING ON MONDAY.

IN YOUR FACE CENTRE PARCS!

What about Britannia?

 

[spitfire]

What about Britannia?

Ruling the waves probs.

 

[killer b]

I already said any staff working will be on double pay as well as getting the day back as additional leave…

Sounds like a pretty good deal for a day you were planning on working anyway tbf

 

[Raheem]

What about Britannia?

Waiting to see if there will be a building society holiday too.

ETA: yes, I know it doesn't exist anymore.

 

[cesare]

I bet they'll ask that people don't talk like a pirate within the timings of the funerals and associated processions

Arghshes to arghshes (curtsey of the button )

 

[Ax^]

Wimbledon Foodbank has got the volunteers it needs to open on Monday now.

Also BUTLINS AREN'T CLOSING ON MONDAY.

IN YOUR FACE CENTRE PARCS!

butlins are not closing because they charging fucking triple for a random weekend in fucking september

 

[SysOut]

Local councils should be rushing to get statues and rename places.

 

[Ax^]

Over half a million people tracking her plane. Nice plane, mind.

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you not kinda seeming as i may randomly use that for my job from time to time
never seen a splash page going


if you look for this flight go to fucking youtube

 

[donkyboy]

Another pen incident caught on cam

 

[5t3IIa]

 

[Wilf]

Yeah, wilf. Harsh.

Yep, probably, just sick of the whole thing. Also, beer.

 

[cesare]

Dead beloved queen always avoided these types of rooky errors by ensuring one always had a bookies mini pen with one at all times.

 

[danny la rouge]

Yep, probably, just sick of the whole thing. Also, beer.

Understandable.

 

[spitfire]

Wimbledon Foodbank has got the volunteers it needs to open on Monday now.

Also BUTLINS AREN'T CLOSING ON MONDAY.

IN YOUR FACE CENTRE PARCS!

 

[Wilf]

Charles seems to have inherited an amped up version of his father's shitty behaviour. And, I'm astonished that I could ever write these words, with even less charm than the old buffoonish racist.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Just pleased they haven't cancelled Sunday's BMX race for Mini Fire!

That means I can get out of bed at 07.00 and drive to Runnymede from East London.

Oh wait....

Rose & Crown in Thorpe if you're looking for somewhere nice for food afterwards...

 

[Wilf]

Having said that, maybe there's maybe a softer side to him. That clenched teeth frustration he does is clearly a Wallace and Gromit homage.

 

[spitfire]

Rose & Crown in Thorpe if you're looking for somewhere nice for food afterwards...

Looks nice but imma hightailing it back to the smoke to get blotto for yer Queen.

 

[Plumdaff]

The rabbit can barely show its face through the tears..

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

Sounds like a pretty good deal for a day you were planning on working anyway tbf

Oh it’s a decent deal, and as employers go they’re not bad. But the idea that anyone out there can just say “nah, not working Monday because Queen” is way off the reality for a lot of people.

 

[Tanya1982]

Weren't people specifically warned not to throw flowers? Because of the clean up primarily, but also because it's just fucking rude and potentially dangerous to throw things at a car being driven by someone. The poor drivers heart is probably racing as it us, without random roses smacking off the windows. I noticed nobody in Edinburgh did so, but not even half way down the A40 some selfish cunts have already been chucking them at the hearse.

 

[hitmouse]

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Who named Windsor Loyal Subject? That one feels like it's trying a bit hard.

 

[tonysingh]

That's obscene.

 

[magneze]

What is?

 

[ouirdeaux]

Nothing shows true devotion as much as dying plant genitalia, hurled with great force.

 

[tonysingh]

What is?

Ah didn't realise the tweet had been pulled. A food bank is shutting for the day coz of Lizzy croaking.

 

[emanymton]

Yep, probably, just sick of the whole thing. Also, beer.

I took it as general frustration with the whole thing and the way people are acting pushed the foisbank towards closing.

 

[brogdale]

My telly's EPG tells me that the title of the programme currently being broadcast on BBC1 is "The Eve of the Procession to Lying in State".

Really.

 

[Ax^]

it a random though she must be in a casket


as it does not take 8 men to carry a coffin

 

[killer b]

Food banks are mostly staffed by volunteers, not sure what option they'd have but to close if their usual staff are all home weeping in front of the telly