Queen Death: Thread for unhinged Tweets, opinions and behaviour

[Puddy_Tat]

Fridge Magnets also have a deleterious effect on hard drives. Which could inspire a song or two.

i once had a bloody big fridge magnet, and the magnet bit fell off.

so i stuck it with blue tack to the side of my work computer.

i can't remember exactly what the IT bloke said when he saw it, but it wasn't very polite

 

[two sheds]

I see someone poking a finger in her eye on the right?

Looks like a gerbil to me.

 

[Serge Forward]

The queen was frail for the past few years. However, she had self-confidence to indomitably enthusiastic to take part in royal engagements even though subject to medical advice to attend meetings in person or online. On few occasions doctors stopped the queen attending events on the grounds of her poor health where as she felt otherwise. She had a mobility problem and used a walking stick that restricted her movements. Apart from that, she was busy engaging in her royal duties mostly at her residence up to the day of her death, which is dignifying and gratifying for a woman 96 years of age. Her last appointment was the change of the prime minister of the United Kingdom just two days earlier. The doctors in their judgement of her health cancelled a virtual meeting with the privy councillors and senior ministers scheduled for the day her health deteriorated. It is a blessing to pass away being a working mother, grandmother, and great grandmother at 96 rather than being infirm.

Deepest sympathies and sincere condolences to the royal family of the United Kingdom at this time of sorrow. May you Rest in Peace Your Majesty. You are a legend.

Oh do shut up, you twat.

 

[Ming]

Fridge Magnets also have a deleterious effect on hard drives. Which could inspire a song or two.

I used to roadie for a band called The Surfing Brides who had a really shit manager called JAmes something. I mentioned i was considering Fridgemagnets as the band name for my band and he said ‘well marketing is easy’.

Fridgemagnets.

 

[AnandLeo]

I think you've completely misunderstood the purpose of this thread, but have somehow still posted something that fits perfectly. bravo.

I could not find a condolences thread on the Urban.

 

[CyberRose]

Say what you want about the Queen, but she just helped me move up nearly 25 thousand places in the fantasy football as a final gift

 

[Artaxerxes]

The kids know the score

 

[A380]

I am depressed by the the lack of theological knowledge shown my much of the British public talking about the Queen being with Phillip and looking down on us from Heaven.

Basic Christian doctrine says that no-one except Saints get into heaven until the resurrection after the Day of Judgement (that's kind of the point of the day). Until then you lay in your grave dead till the trumpet sounds. Given she was head of the CoE, which as pointed out up thread, doesn't make saints she isn't in the Celestial City just yet.

Come on British maudlin people, get it right. This isn't rocket science!

 

[LDC]

I depressed by the the lack of theological knowledge shown my much of the British public talking about the Queen being with Phillip and looking sown on us from Heaven.

Basic Christian doctrine says that no-one except Saints get into heaven until the resurrection after the Day of Judgement (thats kind of the point of the day). Until then you lay in your grave dead till the trumpet sounds. Given she was head of the CoE, which as pointed out up thread, doesn't make saints she isn't in the Celestial City just yet.

Come on British maudlin people, get it right. This isn't rocket science!

Where's Paddington Bear until the day of judgement through?

 

[A380]

Where's Paddington Bear until the day of judgement through?

Dead and gone to dust. Animals don't have souls in either the RC or Anglican faiths. Obvs.

 

[rekil]

Where's Paddington Bear until the day of judgement through?

Paddington is clearly the beast that the muslims refer to in their list of judgment day signs.

 

[Ax^]

also mentioned in the Bible


And I looked, and behold, a pale horse! And its rider’s name was Paddington, and Hades followed him

 

[LDC]

Dead and gone to dust. Animals don't have souls in either the RC or Anglican faiths. Obvs.

He talked though, surely some special not animal kind of thing? The Queen's familiar maybe?

 

[killer b]

 

[Spymaster]

Marmalade sandwiches being left outside Buckingham Palace.

What the FUCK is wrong with people?

 

[Ax^]

aye should be little princess Lia Lego dolls

have some decorum you mawkish bastards

 

[moochedit]

Marmalade sandwiches being left outside Buckingham Palace.

What the FUCK is wrong with people?

Where did the paddington thing start from anyway? Was it an intended piss take that people took seriously? (Bit like that phil and diana thing last year)

 

[DaveCinzano]

Sheathless for a dead queen

 

[Ax^]

cannot even have a posh grief wank

 

[moochedit]

cannot even have a posh grief wank

Cling film it is then

 

[Artaxerxes]

Where did the paddington thing start from anyway? Was it an intended piss take that people took seriously? (Bit like that phil and diana thing last year)

She did some cg tea with Paddington skit for the jubilee

 

[killer b]

Sheathless for a dead queen

fairly sure this is a pisstake tbf

 

[moochedit]

She did some cg tea with Paddington skit for the jubilee

Ok. I must have missed that one.

 

[Artaxerxes]

Ok. I must have missed that one.

You missed nothing but some centrists and rigthits saying how marvellous and some leftists saying “meanwhile Priti is sending real Peruvian migrants to Rwanda”

It’s all so tiring.

 

[DaveCinzano]

fairly sure this is a pisstake tbf

No shit! I think someone going to the trouble of shopping the notice and putting it into the clip frame over the top of the turd-scraping rota deserves kudos for their service though - bringing joy to a nation nursing a broken heart

 

[clicker]

Marmalade sandwiches being left outside Buckingham Palace.

What the FUCK is wrong with people?

(((Rats))).

 

[johnwesley]

The queen appeared frail for the past few years. However, she had self-confidence to indomitably enthusiastic to take part in royal engagements even though subject to medical advice to attend meetings in person or online. On few occasions doctors stopped the queen attending events on the grounds of her poor health where as she felt otherwise. She had a mobility problem and used a walking stick that restricted her movements. Apart from that, she was busy engaging in her royal duties mostly at her residence up to the day of her death, which is dignifying and gratifying for a woman 96 years of age. Her last appointment was the change of the prime minister of the United Kingdom just two days earlier. The doctors in their judgement of her health cancelled a virtual meeting with the privy councillors and senior ministers scheduled for the day her health deteriorated. It is a blessing to pass away being a working mother, grandmother, and great grandmother at 96 rather than being infirm.

Deepest sympathies and sincere condolences to the royal family of the United Kingdom at this time of sorrow. May you Rest in Peace Your Majesty. You are a legend.

Great Joe Lycett takedown. Respect.

 

[rekil]

Sheathless for a dead queen

It'd be nice if plausible pisstake prohibition notices popped up everywhere. #activism

 

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[not a trot]

Cling film it is then

Does that really work ? Asking for a friend.