Queen Death: Thread for unhinged Tweets, opinions and behaviour
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danny la rouge
I have a cheese grater in the dishwasher.
Wonderful. An utter classic.
DaveCinzano
WATCH OUT, GEORGE, HE'S GOT A SCREWDRIVER!
Wilf
Slouching towards Billingham
Jamiroquai's let himself go.
A380
How do I change this 'custom title' thing then?
Ken Livingston’s let himself go a bit.
Being banged up after the Capitol thing won't have helped.
DaveCinzano
WATCH OUT, GEORGE, HE'S GOT A SCREWDRIVER!
Bit slow on the slavish obeisance, guess we just have to give Nick the benefit of the doubt and assume he cry-wanked himself dry over The Weekend of Salty Marmalade Tears
Wilf
Slouching towards Billingham
If I remember it right, don't Paddington's 'family' have a domestic/servant? Just the kind of silly upper middle class cunts who are out there griefwanking the funeral procession. Signing the book of condolence and Wimbledon are the only time they've had to queue for anything in their lives.
Pingety Pong
Well-Known Member
Morrisons are going to turn down the checkout beeps on Monday. Very laudable.
DaveCinzano
WATCH OUT, GEORGE, HE'S GOT A SCREWDRIVER!
A shoplifter's royal charter
Wilf
Slouching towards Billingham
A work in progress
Stop all the clocks cut off thetelephone MORRISON'S BEEPS
Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone,
Silence the pianos and with muffled drum
Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come (BUT PARK THEIR OWN BIKES IN NORWICH)
Let aeroplanes circle moaning overhead
Scribbling on the sky the message He Is Dead,
Put crepe bows round the white necks of the public doves,
Let the traffic policemen wear black cotton gloves.
He was my North, my South, my East and West,
My working week and my Sunday rest,
My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song;
I thought that love would last for ever:I was wrong (BUT NO SHEATHS IN WETHERSPOONS)
The stars are not wanted now: put out every one;
Pack up the moon and dismantle the sun;
Pour away the ocean and sweep up the wood.
For nothing now can ever come to any good.
Stop all the clocks cut off the
Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone,
Silence the pianos and with muffled drum
Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come (BUT PARK THEIR OWN BIKES IN NORWICH)
Let aeroplanes circle moaning overhead
Scribbling on the sky the message He Is Dead,
Put crepe bows round the white necks of the public doves,
Let the traffic policemen wear black cotton gloves.
He was my North, my South, my East and West,
My working week and my Sunday rest,
My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song;
I thought that love would last for ever:
The stars are not wanted now: put out every one;
Pack up the moon and dismantle the sun;
Pour away the ocean and sweep up the wood.
For nothing now can ever come to any good.
Serge Forward
Just enjoyin' my coffee.
And surely all this Paddington shite is a bit tactless given that a bear was slaughtered for each and every bearskin hat worn by the queen's guards.
brogdale
Coming to terms with late onset Anarchism
Muammar Gaddafi?
Serge Forward
Just enjoyin' my coffee.
I thought it was Alex Ferguson.
DaveCinzano
WATCH OUT, GEORGE, HE'S GOT A SCREWDRIVER!
gosub
~#
Bearskin's are made from American black bears, Paddington is a spectacled bear.
What next ?All bears look the same to you?
Bearist!
Wilf
Slouching towards Billingham
Though, ironically, someone who has been subject to an extreme 'hairdryer.
Gromit
International Man of Misery
Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone,
Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone.
Silence the tannoys and with muffled checkout beeps.
Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come.
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8ball
Merr xmas...
Shellee
Well-Known Member
Well, I’m not leaving my flat until they’ve gone away
Fozzie Bear
Well-Known Member
went to check out Green Park yesterday which was rammed. Couldn’t get near Buck House. Thought this card was an odd choice.
Fozzie Bear
Well-Known Member
Wilf
Slouching towards Billingham
Come friendly bombs and fall on...
DaveCinzano
WATCH OUT, GEORGE, HE'S GOT A SCREWDRIVER!
Never mind razor blades behind stickers, what about barbed wire in bouquets?! 
