Queen Death: Thread for unhinged Tweets, opinions and behaviour

[two sheds]

Just been past Edward's gaff and there's around 30 bunches of flowers laid against the wall next to the gate. Who on earth does that? If they are that much of a mentalist Windsor is only 5 miles away ffs. There's also Old Bill guarding the gate, never normally there, which was a shame as I was heading to my aunt's birthday and could have done with a bunch of flowers for her, had buy an orchid from M&S instead.

If you'd been caught you'd have been the front-page Mail story for a week

 

[Calamity1971]

Hahaha.

 

[Epona]

Hahaha.

Fucking brilliant

 

[brogdale]

Hahaha.

Greg finds the tweet:

 

[Uncle Fester]

See my above comment. Lydon is a twat anyway

Jesus... You're not wrong...

 

[MrSki]

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Noticed that this morning on our way to Longacres garden centre.

Worst thing was my step-mum showed up with the same M&S orchid, same colour and everything, and my aunt already had a purple orchid by her fireplace, now she has three of the buggers. Edie could have spared a bunch, bald prick's not even there, so why the filth?

 

[MrSki]

Hahaha.

 

[Uncle Fester]

Aplologies if this has been posted before - this is bound to upset some people, sorry, but there you are:

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Elizardbeth

 

[Epona]

Very skilful, but I have to say the one on the right looks more like Sylvester McCoy in his Doctor Who years...

 

[8ball]

Yep, same here - been mostly alone in the office for over 2 years!

Same here, but it’s largely a pandemic thing.

 

[quiet guy]

That's what they need for the funeral procession a good old New Orleans funeral band

 

[Epona]

That's what they need for the funeral procession a good old New Orleans funeral band

I'd probably actually show up for that, just for the music mind.

 

[8ball]

Looking at thread title, it occurs to me that Queen Death would be quite a good name for a band.

 

[Karl Masks]

Had me for a second, the audio is playing back normally, not reversed.

PS Dan is a twat

 

[donkyboy]

I see someone poking a finger in her eye on the right?

 

[Gromit]

Had me for a second, the audio is playing back normally, not reversed.

PS Dan is a twat

It's not reversed because apparently it's him picking his flowers up to do multiple takes of his quiet reflection.

 

[ouirdeaux]

Hey, there's a 're' in 'reflection' for a reason.

 

[Karl Masks]

It's not reversed because apparently it's him picking his flowers up to do multiple takes of his quiet reflection.

oh dear

 

[sleaterkinney]

 

[Artaxerxes]

 

[AnandLeo]

The queen appeared frail for the past few years. However, she had self-confidence to indomitably enthusiastic to take part in royal engagements even though subject to medical advice to attend meetings in person or online. On few occasions doctors stopped the queen attending events on the grounds of her poor health where as she felt otherwise. She had a mobility problem and used a walking stick that restricted her movements. Apart from that, she was busy engaging in her royal duties mostly at her residence up to the day of her death, which is dignifying and gratifying for a woman 96 years of age. Her last appointment was the change of the prime minister of the United Kingdom just two days earlier. The doctors in their judgement of her health cancelled a virtual meeting with the privy councillors and senior ministers scheduled for the day her health deteriorated. It is a blessing to pass away being a working mother, grandmother, and great grandmother at 96 rather than being infirm.

Deepest sympathies and sincere condolences to the royal family of the United Kingdom at this time of sorrow. May you Rest in Peace Your Majesty. You are a legend.

 

[bcuster]

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Where's diana?

 

[petee]

3:18 am?
late.

 

[killer b]

The queen was frail for the past few years. However, she had self-confidence to indomitably enthusiastic to take part in royal engagements even though subject to medical advice to attend meetings in person or online. On few occasions doctors stopped the queen attending events on the grounds of her poor health where as she felt otherwise. She had a mobility problem and used a walking stick that restricted her movements. Apart from that, she was busy engaging in her royal duties mostly at her residence up to the day of her death, which is dignifying and gratifying for a woman 96 years of age. Her last appointment was the change of the prime minister of the United Kingdom just two days earlier. The doctors in their judgement of her health cancelled a virtual meeting with the privy councillors and senior ministers scheduled for the day her health deteriorated. It is a blessing to pass away being a working mother, grandmother, and great grandmother at 96 rather than being infirm.

Deepest sympathies and sincere condolences to the royal family of the United Kingdom at this time of sorrow. May you Rest in Peace Your Majesty. You are a legend.

I think you've completely misunderstood the purpose of this thread, but have somehow still posted something that fits perfectly. bravo.

 

[Calamity1971]

I think you've completely misunderstood the purpose of this thread, but have somehow still posted something that fits perfectly. bravo.

I wasn't sure whether it was a parody or not. From Liverpool as well !
According to my mate it's party central there atm.

 

[Ming]

Looking at thread title, it occurs to me that Queen Death would be quite a good name for a band.

I’m always on the look out for new band names (still after rock and stardom at 54…well John Lee Hooker didn’t win a Grammy until he was until his 70’s).

My best two unused band names are…

Best used Punk band Name. StrangleWank (deliberate big W). Also umlauts over the consonants only. Fans called wankers.

Best unused general band name. The Fridge Magnets. Could be used for any type of music generally. First album name : Magnetised.

 

[Calamity1971]

It's so nuts at the moment I could actually believe it.

 

[killer b]

 

[8ball]

Best unused general band name. The Fridge Magnets. Could be used for any type of music generally. First album name : Magnetised.

Fridge Magnets also have a deleterious effect on hard drives. Which could inspire a song or two.