Police or Armed Forces

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

If forved I'd have to go for the police. 'Right, I'm going to let you off for now, but I'm going to have to confiscate this, OK.'

 

[Sasaferrato]

Army musicians are expected to fight, just like any other soldier....

They are, but are generally employed as stretcher bearers etc.

 

[FridgeMagnet]

Is This Urban's Biggest Bump?

 

[Steel Icarus]

I'd be a conscientious objector in either case and for religious reasons/gayness/bad feet/mental health reasons

 

[fishfinger]

Is This Urban's Biggest Bump?

Well, that's one name for him.

 

[Proper Tidy]

(know it's old thread)

I'd go armed forces so I could get the state to train a future enemy, like the republicans did. I'd be shit though

 

[Mr.Bishie]

They are, but are generally employed as stretcher bearers etc.

Infantry bugles were SF platoon, not stretcher bearers.

Weird bump & quote tbh

 

[nogojones]

They are, but are generally employed as stretcher bearers etc.

If I was wounded I'd be right pissed off if my stretcher bearer was blasting out a tune on his trumpet. Just give me the fucking morphine!

 

[Spymaster]

The most admirable people are those who have served in both the armed forces and the police. Warriors as well as public servants with true values of discipline and order.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

The most admirable people are those who have served in both the armed forces and the police. Warriors as well as public servants with true values of discipline and order.

What about squaddies who enter the prison service?

 

[Mr.Bishie]

The most admirable people are those who have served in both the armed forces and the police. Warriors as well as public servants with true values of discipline and order.

 

[chilango]

Army.

So I could sit on top of my tank and get hugs and flowers as we cruise into Parliament Square.

 

[Mr.Bishie]

What about squaddies who enter the prison service?

Cunts, the lot of em.

 

[Mr.Bishie]

I wonder if ern ever went to fight Daesh.

 

[chilango]

I wonder if ern ever went to fight Daesh.

Would referring one of his pupils to Prevent count?

 

[Proper Tidy]

The most admirable people are those who have served in both the armed forces and the police. Warriors as well as public servants with true values of discipline and order.

Would you have one round for tea though, if you say yes you're full of shit

 

[Spymaster]

Would you have one round for tea though, if you say yes you're full of shit

One what?

 

[Steel Icarus]

I'm friends with a bloke - round for dinner twice a year friends but good pissup and good laugh friends - who is both copper and Catholic priest

 

[Proper Tidy]

One what?

Some head the ball copper that you call a warrior

 

[Spymaster]

Some head the ball copper that you call a warrior

I've got plenty of friends who are current and ex coppers and forces. I'd rather drink/have tea with any of them than you!

 

[Sprocket.]

Some head the ball copper that you call a warrior

I think Spymaster will be reaching for his landing net matey.

 

[Proper Tidy]

I've got plenty of friends who are current and ex coppers and forces. I'd rather drink/have tea with any of them than you!

Harsh that, thought we were friendly enough back in the day

Anyway you wait until they shit in your fridge and beat your cat

 

[Yossarian]

I'm friends with a bloke - round for dinner twice a year friends but good pissup and good laugh friends - who is both copper and Catholic priest

That must get a little confusing at times.

"Sarge, O'Malley says he's going to confess!"

"Great!"

"Forgive me father, for I have sinned..."

"D'oh!"

 

[Proper Tidy]

I'm friends with a bloke - round for dinner twice a year friends but good pissup and good laugh friends - who is both copper and Catholic priest

At same time? Didn't know priests could moonlight, he must be doing alright pension wise

 

[Steel Icarus]

At same time? Didn't know priests could moonlight, he must be doing alright pension wise

Copper first

 

[JuanTwoThree]

I did look at joining the City police, but the preliminary chat put me right off: it was clear that the canteen culture was pervasive and would not have worked for me

 

[Pickman's model]

Is This Urban's Biggest Bump?

no

 

[Mr.Bishie]

Anyway, where’s the piss head who bumped this thread?

 

[kebabking]

Anyway, where’s the piss head who bumped this thread?

Probably doing searches to find something to get all offended at.

Anyway, it's armed forces - we've got a better pension. Non-contributary for a start...

 

[Mr.Bishie]

Probably doing searches to find something to get all offended at.

Anyway, it's armed forces - we've got a better pension. Non-contributary for a start...

Pension? I get 350 quid when I hit 65. Though that may have gone up a bit now since 1993. What’s the army annual supplement dya know?