Nick Clegg is a two faced hypocritical bastard

[Crispy]

It's a clever pun: hypocracy = rule by hypocrites.

 

[frogwoman]

Should I write to the Israeli ambassador, reminding him that I once met him at a talk when I was still pretty zionist and I thought he was a cunt then and think he is a cunt now.

I was bout to fire off an angry email but I dont exactly want to be on the shit list of Mossad or something.

 

[ChrisFilter]

You might have had a better chance if you had spelled 'hypocrisy' correctly.

Luckily Outlook made up for my inadequacies.

EDIT: I mean, it was a pun like Santino said.

 

[Dillinger4]

Should I write to the Israeli ambassador, reminding him that I once met him at a talk when I was still pretty zionist and I thought he was a cunt then and think he is a cunt now.

I was bout to fire off an angry email but I dont exactly want to be on the shit list of Mossad or something.

I reckon you could take mossad.

 

[danny la rouge]

Should I write to the Israeli ambassador, reminding him that I once met him at a talk when I was still pretty zionist and I thought he was a cunt then and think he is a cunt now.

I was bout to fire off an angry email but I dont exactly want to be on the shit list of Mossad or something.

How about a well-referenced, temperately-worded email, burning with dignified fury?

 

[frogwoman]

actually meeting and hearing him speak was one of the things that started to make me question whether zionism was a good thing, not immediately because i tried to ignore it, but it stayed at the back of my mind for a long long time. so i guess everything happens for a reason.

 

[frogwoman]

I could remind him(the israeli ambassador) how i agreed with the lebanon war, i bought into all the propaganda about israel defending itself, i was an angry and fairly misguided, and deeply religious teenager. Then I could tell him how I went to this talk of his shorly after hamas took power and listened to his utter disigenous bullshit (during which he pretty much openly admitted the israeli government would try to provoke hamas so that the international community wouldnt take them seriously, among other absolute cuntish things) and that started to open my mind a little bit. oh and the fact that apart from a few angry and largely secular (hmm i wonder why!) jews in the audience, few wanted to challenge his fucking bullshit, and he even made a few jokes bout how the jews are not exactly angels etc.

HE IS A CUNT

 

[Random]

Do you really think you'll change the mind of this career diplomat? Better to concentrate on convincing other supporters of Israel, imo, ones who're less sure in their defence of the state's actions, and who're now wavering.

 

[frogwoman]

I dont think itll change his mind, but thats not the point.

 

[kyser_soze]

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[Random]

I dont think itll change his mind, but thats not the point.

what is the point?

 

[frogwoman]

To let them know what ordinary jews who once supported israel (or at least were midly sympathetic to it) are thinking and feeling about that place. In the hope that it will somehow mess up his day.

 

[King Biscuit Time]

To those who email him. You'll get the standard reply, that he gives (regarding anything) and that is

"What people need to understand here, is that this is a coalition, it's a new and exciting way of doing things and blah blah blah"

It's incredibly patronising. Especially as we're all grown up enough to understand that if they're going to make this coalition work, quite often the Lib Dems will have to suck it up and go against their principles/manifesto.

Take 'The Cuts'. The Lib Dems were saying all through the campaign "No cuts this year" - now they're in coalition, they don't say "We still don't think cuts this year are wise, but the tories do, and we're the minor party in a coalition with them, so we're going to have to go along with it. And it's better for the country overall to cut this year with a stable government than fuck around with minority governments and uncertainty etc etc etc"

What they say is

"We now think cuts right away are a good idea"


Total cunts.

 

[likesfish]

Unfortunately the Israeli Government doesn't give a flying fuck what anyone else thinks so the amount of pressure short of military action that would be effective is limited.
Once your in power throwing your teddy out of the pram is slightly harder to do if your going to do it you want it to be effective otherwise you look like a chump

 

[Random]

Unfortunately the Israeli Government doesn't give a flying fuck what anyone else thinks so the amount of pressure short of military action that would be effective is limited.

No, there's lots that a UK government could do to pressurise Israel, if it wanted to. Very unlikely, however, to many interests in common. Look at the Turkish government - Islamist, has had many killed by Israel and it still goes ahead with weapons deals another trade with Israel.

 

[frogwoman]

I just wish that they would threaten economic sanctions at the very fucking least.

 

[danny la rouge]

To those who email him. You'll get the standard reply, that he gives (regarding anything) and that is

"What people need to understand here, is that this is a coalition, it's a new and exciting way of doing things and blah blah blah"

A new and exciting way of sitting back and watching people die.

 

[the button]

I just wish that they would threaten economic sanctions at the very fucking least.

And put British jobs on the line?

 

[ViolentPanda]

Should I write to the Israeli ambassador, reminding him that I once met him at a talk when I was still pretty zionist and I thought he was a cunt then and think he is a cunt now.

I was bout to fire off an angry email but I dont exactly want to be on the shit list of Mossad or something.

Use rhyming slang in your letter.
"Dear Mr Tosser..."

 

[Kid_Eternity]

He's bound by cabinet collective responsibility now so it's no surprise he's changed his line. It's the price he and the LibDem's have paid for power...

 

[dylans]

There comes a time in our lives when we face a cross roads. Two paths ahead of us, two choices and the choice of path will define who we are and how we are seen for the rest of our lives. This is what Nick Clegg faces today.

We know the choice he will make. He will betray his own words and choose the path of the hypocritical two faced bastard. He will talk the talk and do nothing. The very thing he accused Brown of doing.

When he does. We should hang him on his words forever. As Thatcher never shook off the Milk snatcher label, so Clegg should be made to wear the cloak of hypocrite for ever and ever. He should be made to wear it and it should bury him.

We should invent a new word, "Cleggism, the act of shamelessly betraying your own words in front of the world. The verb, to Clegg. "Oh i think he is going to clegg us". They spoke well but in the end they clegged us didn't they."

We should make this despicable hypocrisy cling to him like the white phosphorous of the IDF clung to the skin of the screaming children of Gaza. His name should be made synonymous with hypocrite.The dictionary definition of hypocrite will read "see Nick Clegg" When you think of the word hypocrite that smarmy fucking grin and sharp suit should come to mind.

Long after his little affair with Cameron is left in the dust we will ask people "Do you remember Nick Clegg" and they will stop and think a moment and they will say "Oh, is that the shameless two faced hypocritical bastard who threw all remnants of his self respect in the mud for a wiff of power" and we will say "yeah that's him." and they will say "Yes I remember him he was a hypocritical bastard" and spit on the ground.

It will follow him and hover over him like a bad smell. The words hypocrite" should follow his every appearance. Lonely and miserable he will spend his life avoiding the stares of the public who will point and say "look there is that stinking hypicrite who sold his soul to sit in the shadow of power." Kids will throw stones, shops will refuse to serve him.The postman will refuse to deliver his mail and he will be politely asked to leave restaurants and cafes. "Sorry sir, we have a no disgusting hypocritical bastard policy,"

When he is on his death bed at 96 alone and dying, people will sneak up to his window and shout "hypocritical bastard" through the gaps in the curtains. His last words will be "why did I write that article in the Guardian.Why? Why?"

When he is dead, the news reports and obituaries will read. "Nick Clegg hypocritical bastard is dead" and spontaneous street parties will break out across the country. A national holiday will be declared on May 31st entitled "National Nick Clegg is a hypocritical bastard" day and effigies will be burnt and children will be told horror stories about the consequences of betraying all your principles for power. "Be careful children you don't want to end up like Nick Clegg." His tombstone will bear the legend "here lies Nick Clegg, he was a two faced hypocritical bastard" and people will stop and piss on it. (well I can dream)

Or he could just grow a pair and expel the Israeli Ambassador.

 

[kyser_soze]

Are you angling for a Cif blogging job or something?

 

[dylans]

Are you angling for a Cif blogging job or something?

Turned out alright though didn't it? (what's Cif?)

 

[kyser_soze]

Comment is Free - it's a contraction of the CP Scott (the founder of the Manchester Guardian) quotation that 'Comment is free, but facts are sacred'. The whole of the op-ed section is called CiF.

And yeah, it did

 

[dylans]

Nick Cleggs facebook page. http://www.facebook.com/nickclegg. .

 

[Gingerman]

Politician in two-faced hypocritical bastard shocker

Nothing any of them do surprises me any more

Up there with Bears shitting in woods,Catholic Popes etc.

 

[danny la rouge]

This appears to be his email: cleggn@parliament.uk

 

[frogwoman]

good posts dylans

 

[punchdrunkme]

There comes a time in our lives when we face a cross roads. Two paths ahead of us, two choices and the choice of path will define who we are and how we are seen for the rest of our lives. This is what Nick Clegg faces today.

We know the choice he will make. He will betray his own words and choose the path of the ..........

That was a fuckin excellent post!