My work is done, See you in spring :)

[Tilarkin]

I was a bit surprised that there isn't a company openly offering up the opportunity for me to breed with my DNA perfect partner !
I like the idea of been able to choose eye, hair & skin colour, as well as a selection of personality traits...
Of course we would have add on features like GPS, Memory wipe, Voice activated shut down & optional guarantees to name a few...

I got the notion when I was looking at different sex toys online & now it seems you can have sex with anyone, anywhere, anytime,
All you need is fully charged batteries for your VR sex equipment & an internet connection then I thought eventually your going to have 2 people that live to far away from each other to meet physically but can with the help of the afore mentioned company have kids.

Then it hit me, this is the future, the Metaverse

 

[Aladdin]

That's not a metaverse.

That's hell.

 

[JimW]

Sounds a bit more like a very old fashioned understanding of breeding if you think you can select for personality traits, more like a return to the weird world of eugenics, physiognomy and getting your bumps felt (not virtually)

 

[Tilarkin]

That's not a metaverse.

That's hell.

Heaven for some though I'd guess !

 

[Tilarkin]

Sounds a bit more like a very old fashioned understanding of breeding if you think you can select for personality traits, more like a return to the weird world of eugenics, physiognomy and getting your bumps felt (not virtually)

Old fashioned today in vogue tomorrow !

 

[A380]

OK, I’m bored now. Post your advertising for tele-sex gadgets or DNA profiling…

 

[Aladdin]

Heaven for some though I'd guess !

Seriously?

You're not funny.
You're not clever.

Fuck off

 

[Tilarkin]

OK, I’m bored now. Post your advertising for tele-sex gadgets or DNA profiling…

You've a short attention span, I know a few exercises that you can practice to improve on that

 

[Ax^]

down the rabbit hole troll

 

[danny la rouge]

Then it hit me,

I’m glad something did.

 

[MickiQ]

Isn't Virtual Sex just a fancy term for wanking?

 

[A380]

You've a short attention span, I know a few exercises that you can practice to improve on that

Do they include slapping spam merchants in the face with silicone sex toys, tele-enabled or not?

 

[Ax^]

jesus did someone watch demolition man last night and get a boner

 

[Tilarkin]

down the rabbit hole troll

I'm a troll because you disagree with a statement, well if that's all you got to say your lazy

 

[Tilarkin]

Do they include slapping spam merchants in the face with silicone sex toys, tele-enabled or not?

I think you spelt spam wrong

 

[Ax^]

I'm a troll because you disagree with a statement, well if that's all you got to say your lazy

more so because you got some wacky fixation on the Metaverse and think wanking along to it will lead to designer babies


plus you bloody avi is looking down the rabbit hole and even you names oddly related to facebook bullshite


you are a troll or a fucking hatstand


time will tell

 

[A380]

…
you are a troll or a fucking hatstand


time will tell

My money is on spammer or spambot.

 

[Aladdin]

Nah...they're Irish....

TiLarkin

 

[Ax^]

fair play Kane


they can still be irish and be a fucking hatstand

 

[Aladdin]

fair play Kane


they can still be irish and be a fucking hatstand

Absolutely!!!

 

[Tilarkin]

more so because you got some wacky fixation on the Metaverse and think wanking along to it will lead to designer babies


plus you bloody avi is looking down the rabbit hole and even you names oddly related to facebook bullshite


you are a troll or a fucking hatstand


time will tell

Nah...they're Irish....

TiLarkin

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Nice poem

 

[Aladdin]

Carry on Tilarkin.

Tell us more about your multiverse...
Will it be epic?
Or a haiku?

 

[A380]

There was a new poster called Tilarkin
Who could only have sex when plugged in
They undid someone's bra
Through the joys of VR
But the mods sent their spam to the thread bin.

 

[Ax^]

hmm guess Rentboy looked to far into the future with his predictions

"Mark Renton: 1,000 years from now there will be no guys and no girls, just wankers. Sounds great to me."

 

[Tilarkin]

Carry on Tilarkin.

Tell us more about your multiverse...
Will it be epic?
Or a haiku?

ok sugar,
the multiverse is where dreams really do come true,
no need to waste time doing meaningless work for money, to spend on meaningless things
it will be a verse of enlightenment
and guess what !

your invited dude

 

[SpookyFrank]

I like the idea of been able to choose eye, hair & skin colour, as well as a selection of personality traits...

Is one of those personality traits fascism?

 

[A380]

ok sugar,
the multiverse is where dreams really do come true,
no need to waste time doing meaningless work for money, to spend on meaningless things
it will be a verse of enlightenment
and guess what !

your invited dude

so it'e where you find out how much your pie weighs then?

 

[Aladdin]

ok sugar,
the multiverse is where dreams really do come true,
no need to waste time doing meaningless work for money, to spend on meaningless things
it will be a verse of enlightenment
and guess what !

your invited dude

That's actually a bit creepy ..

ETA

Oh.... hang on.
Do you mean, "You're invited, dude"?

Apostrophes matter.....

 

[SpookyFrank]

There was a new poster called Tilarkin
Who could only have sex when plugged in
They undid someone's bra
Through the joys of VR
But the mods sent their spam to the thread bin.

I hereby retract all my unkind remarks about poetry on the other thread.

 

[A380]

Is one of those personality traits fascism?

"A brick wall, I must think of a brick wall."