Mike Read sings pro-UKIP calypso song in a fake-Caribbean accent

[editor]

The largest facepalm ever know t man is needed urgently.



http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/oct/20/ukip-calypso-song-number-one-nigel-farage-mike-read

 

[editor]

Here's the fucknut in action

 

[nino_savatte]

Dire. Utterly fucking tuneless shite.

The cunts haven't got a clue.

 

[Pickman's model]

about 49 seconds in - is that "stop telling lies about us, jews"?

 

[DotCommunist]

i thought it was 'jew' in reference to ed milliband but surely not?

 

[Sprocket.]

OMG.
They all aught to fuck off and join their goddess Thatcher.

 

[Pickman's model]

i thought it was 'jew' in reference to ed milliband but surely not?

yeh, i think it's 'jew' - which is, er, peculiar.

 

[gentlegreen]

Hopefully that'll keep their appeal strictly niche.
Surely no one under 60 is going to relate to that ?

 

[Sprocket.]

''Tonight Matthew I am going to be an utterly shite Lance Percival''

 

[el-ahrairah]

Hopefully that'll keep their appeal strictly niche.
Surely no one under 60 is going to relate to that ?

i think you're doing the over 60s a great disservice tbh. i reckon at least 90% of pensioners would be pretty appalled too.

 

[killer b]

It cant actually be 'jew', surely? 'you' perhaps?

 

[The Boy]

Pretty sure it's 'do' not 'jew' fwitw.

 

[Pickman's model]

It cant actually be 'jew', surely? 'you' perhaps?

i think it is 'jew'. it has a 'j' sound and not a 'yuh' sound.

 

[killer b]

Mind you, ten minutes ago the idea of mike read doing a cod calypso pro-ukip song would have seemed quite unbelievable.

 

[Pickman's model]

it's not 'do'.

 

[DotCommunist]

yeh, i think it's 'jew' - which is, er, peculiar.

possibly a mangled 'you' because if it was what it sounded like farage himself will be facepalming.

 

[DotCommunist]

It cant actually be 'jew', surely? 'you' perhaps?

must be, just enunciated in a way that makes it sound dodgy

 

[The Boy]

it's not 'do'.

Have just listened again with headphones. It is.

 

[butchersapron]

It's stop telling lies about us do and we'll stop telling the truth about you.

Which is not a politically sensible thing to do if you're arguing that telling the truth is why you are so popular. It's a battle hymn for retreat. We'll stop.

 

[Belushi]

I've always hated him, ever since Saturday bloody Superstore.

 

[youngian]

And this is the new improved grown-up UKIP! Farage is urging his supporters to download it for a number 1 spot. This is only 56p though http://www.amazon.co.uk/Tolerate-This-Your-Children-Will/dp/B002BARMDU

 

[Pickman's model]

Have just listened again with headphones. It is.

he's enunciating badly if it is.

 

[killer b]

And this is the new improved grown-up UKIP! Farage is urging his supporters to download it for a number 1 spot. This is only 56p though http://www.amazon.co.uk/Tolerate-This-Your-Children-Will/dp/B002BARMDU

Id rather buy the ukip single

 

[fucthest8]

This seems appropriate

compeltly

 

[The Boy]

he's enunciating badly if it is.

He's singing in a cod Jamaican accent. Badly. Enunciation is never going to be a strong point.

It sounds a lot less clear on the recorded version posted in the other thread, but that one up there it's deffo 'do'.

 

[DotCommunist]

And this is the new improved grown-up UKIP! Farage is urging his supporters to download it for a number 1 spot. This is only 56p though http://www.amazon.co.uk/Tolerate-This-Your-Children-Will/dp/B002BARMDU

contains the immortal lyric 'so if I can shoot rabbits then I can shoot fascists'

lol

 

[fucthest8]

Sorry for the derail, but my facepalm search has thrown up some weird shit. WTAF is going on here?

 

[fishfinger]

Sorry for the derail, but my facepalm search has thrown up some weird shit. WTAF is going on here?

They're checking that their heads are still attached to their necks.

 

[ska invita]

Mike Read sings pro-UKIP calypso song in a fake-Caribbean accent

its high time somebody did
still doesnt quite top that 'leave the paedophiles alone' musical number by Johnathan King

 

[pogofish]

I've always hated him, ever since Saturday bloody Superstore.

This - Never liked him in any of his shows I've seen over the years but this takes it to a whole new level of disgust.