"Wrong way"? It's literally about 10 yards! I had a pint of the genuine Bavarian Hofmeister, served in a glass straight from the freezer, which went down very nicely on a warm evening.
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This was a very encouraging performance away to a higher league club. Dorking will probably feel they should have beaten us on balance of play, but we punished their defensive lapses and defended stoically to limit them to few clear chances, with Barnes making a couple of impressive saves when required. Dorking have retained the vast bulk of the squad relegated from the National Division last season
Hamlet took a two goal lead with a pair of similar goals in the first quarter, each time seizing on hesitancy from Dorking inside their own half. A triallist left winger I don't think I've seen before, broke clear and appeared to have been crowded out before shaping inside to beat the keeper with a low shot from the edge of the box for the opener. German doubled the lead, stepping into midfield to win the ball and striding forward with impressive confidence to slot past the advancing keeper from the edge of the box. On each occasion Mills played a part by offering a passing option and drawing a defender away from the scorer. Dorking reduced the arrears just after the half hour when Carter hit the back of the net with a cracking shot from the edge of the box.
Our other two starting triallists were the centre back who played against Dagenham, this time playing at right back, and an experienced forward who I think played (and scored) against us for Carshalton last season. The same triallist keeper and centre forward who appeared in the Fisher and Dagenham games came off the bench in the second half. Max Hudson made his first appearance as substitute left back. There was a substitute right back triallist I'm fairly sure we haven't seen before.
Here's Dorking manager Marc White's inimitable summary of the game: