Men! Talk to me about your smart shoes

[trashpony]

I don't understand mens footwear when it comes to smart shoes. I was just in the lift with a bloke who had narrow bits on the ends which were so long, he looked like he was wearing elf shoes. Are they cool and trendy?

What's hot and what's not in the world of male footwear?

 

[dodgepot]

yes, pointy shoes are in. can't say i'm a fan of them though.

 

[kained&able]

i fucking hate all the pixie shoes around at the moment.


dave

 

[kyser_soze]

They're cool and trendy, and it sounds like winklepickers are back for some bizarre reason.

 

[keithy]

long and pointy shoes can look fuckin hot but not on short people

 

[marty21]

i don't wear shoes, i prefer boots, currently wearing some doc marten, chuka boots, i think they're called, 6 holes, tan in colour. If I need to be smart, I have a pair of plain black boots from clarks which go with my suit

 

[Madusa]

i don't wear shoes, i prefer boots, currently wearing some doc marten, chuka boots, i think they're called, 6 holes, tan in colour. If I need to be smart, I have a pair of plain black boots from clarks which go with my suit

I agree.

 

[Pieface]

Child Catcher shoes

 

[Madusa]

Child Catcher shoes

The Pied Piper was a fan also.

 

[Pieface]

Oh god he was so up himself.

 

[Madusa]

Oh god he was so up himself.

So he should be - he was the Rat Man!

 

[Kanda]

These but lace ups are the last I bought:

 

[trashpony]

Last pair I bought:

Those are very popular with my accountant colleagues, doing a quick shoe check round the office. But not in groovy oxblood. That is reserved for IT dudes

 

[Pieface]

those are quite long Kanda. A bit weirdy long - like your foot has a tongue on the end.

 

[Madusa]

those are quite long Kanda. A bit weirdy long - like your foot has a tongue on the end.

How cool would that be if we had tongues on the end of our feet? We'd be able to lick sand without it seeming weird!

 

[Kanda]

Those are very popular with my accountant colleagues, doing a quick shoe check round the office. But not in groovy oxblood. That is reserved for IT dudes

Oi! I posted the wrong pic!! Have edited my post!

 

[Boris Sprinkler]

I always wear winkle pickers.

 

[upsidedownwalrus]

My Smart Shoes are cool. When I wear them I just tap in morse code and it types it on the screen for me.

 

[dodgepot]

i want a new pair of tan brogues.

ones like this

but i can't afford them at the moment

 

[Madusa]

Oooh, they're nice!!

 

[Pieface]

How cool would that be if we had tongues on the end of our feet? We'd be able to lick sand without it seeming weird!

I know! I often find it difficult to explain that need to people, what with the being on your hands and knees and lapping at the ground it requires

 

[Sadken]

Those pointy shoes are pretty prickish imo. I've got black ones for work and a pair of brown and a pair of tan loafers for when I want to stylishly relax.

 

[Idaho]

I have very wide feet so I usually have to wear very unfashionable daddish-type shoes.

 

[pogofish]

i fucking hate all the pixie shoes around at the moment.

Seconded - Hideous things!

These are my smart shoes.

I have a pair of brouges as well but the soles are so slippy, I've not worn them for years.

 

[Pieface]

Those pointy shoes are pretty prickish imo. I've got black ones for work and a pair of brown and a pair of tan loafers for when I want to stylishly relax.

Woah there Ken!

You can't slag the pointy pointy and then subtley squeeze in a LOAFER. The male loafer is a terrible thing

 

[dodgepot]

i noticed that too, Pie.

 

[Kanda]

Seconded - Hideous things!

These are my smart shoes.

I have a pair of brouges as well but the soles are so slippy, I've not worn them for years.

Even your cat is laughing at them.

 

[pogofish]

So, they fit, are comfy & don't leave me on my arse.

 

[Clair De Lune]

Seconded - Hideous things!

These are my smart shoes.

I have a pair of brouges as well but the soles are so slippy, I've not worn them for years.

Next time you buy shoes take the cat with you, it seems to have a rather strong opinion of those

 

[El Jefe]

Chelsea boots FTW