Masterchef: The Professionals

[colacubes]

How about vanilla clay curry?

Delicious unnecessary flavours

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Wasn't all too happy to see Shrek y'day. If he's the diner, sit him at his fucking table and give him his big fucking spoon. Much better with Michel and Monica as co-presenters, even if I still find her judging questionable.

Adam is the best they have this year by a long way, but I still don't think he's anywhere near the standard of two years ago. Those three finalists were the best they'll ever have.

 

[Quartz]

Does anyone else think that Roux has become a much better presenter these past couple of years? Especially since he got Monica as his 'straight man'?

 

[Nine Bob Note]

I'd like to think he's as nice as he appears, but I suspect (have little doubt) he's received intensive media training - as I've alleged before, he's one of the Beeb's prized talents. He ocassionally came across as a bit school-mastery in the first two series ("you're chatting back!"), and then went a bit bonkers (I assumed drunk) a couple of years ago and broke cover with his "you don't deserve me, you can't appreciate my skills you seven-taste-budded philistines". Still, pleasant chefs are hard to come by - though the guy on tonight seemed a nice guy.

 

[Hellsbells]

I was drooling at the TV last night. I REALLY wanted to eat that pistachio cake with chocolate ganache. God I wish i had a job as a masterchef food taster. Actually, you'd just need to work backstage on the production team. They must get alot of the left over food?

 

[ruffneck23]

I was drooling at the TV last night. I REALLY wanted to eat that pistachio cake with chocolate ganache. God I wish i had a job as a masterchef food taster. Actually, you'd just need to work backstage on the production team. They must get alot of the left over food?

One of my relatives works on ' Sunday Brunch ' and they get loads of the left overs / surplass, so I would think youre right with that..

 

[Hellsbells]

yum yum

 

[Thora]

Mmm, sweetcorn and foam...

 

[Buckaroo]

One of my relatives works on ' Sunday Brunch ' and they get loads of the left overs / surplass, so I would think youre right with that..

Often wonder about that sunday brunch thing, when they clean their hands and whatever, is that a sound thing or just a thing. it's like there's no taps or water?

 

[Thora]

The ideal Masterchef dish must contain smears, foams, purees, salsify (?) and some meat that is too rare for any normal person to want to eat it.

 

[Buckaroo]

'Smears' is a wrong word, it just is.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

The ideal Masterchef dish must contain smears, foams, purees, salsify (?) and some meat that is too rare for any normal person to want to eat it.

No. No smearing and no foaming. Michel doesn't like it, Monica doesn't like it and Family Guy & Co don't like it. Every fucking series. They just won't be told.

 

[Thora]

No. No smearing and no foaming. Michel doesn't like it, Monica doesn't like it and Family Guy & Co don't like it. Every fucking series. They just won't be told.

But that fella with 2 michellin stars wanted smears!

 

[Nine Bob Note]

He also repeadly told the pair of them to take their time whilst hectoring them constantly to go faster.

 

[wiskey]

They are all going to DIE from eating leftover rice!

 

[Part 2]

looks interesting....

 

[Orang Utan]

This looks tough!

 

[Part 2]

I had cod cheeks recently. Wasn't impressed.

 

[wiskey]

Stephen is growing on me, I didn't think he was up to much but he's steadily improved all the way through.

 

[Part 2]

Adam isn't amused. Miseryguts.

 

[Thora]

This is the most pretentious chef ever.

 

[Sirena]

He just commented that something was 'Hassidic and balanced in his palate'....

 

[Sirena]

...oh, sorry, that was possibly 'acidic'.

And yes the chef is an absolute idiot.

 

[FiFi]

This is the most pretentious chef ever.

And that is some SERIOUS competition!

 

[Thora]

Love that Adam basically thought the whole thing was ridiculous and just bullshitted something and mad chef loved it

 

[Part 2]

He just likes any old shit with a silly story. He's the epitome of wankyness.

 

[Orang Utan]

Massimo should have been a GCSE art teacher

 

[wiskey]

This is really boring telly

 

[Orang Utan]

It's ace! I can't watch most programmes but this is fun

 

[Thora]

Not a foam, an AIR