Masterchef: The Professionals

[wiskey]

Do they imagine that the audience for Masterchef has got the attention span of a half dead goldfish?
WE HEARD IT THE FIRST TIME.

Have you ever watched any American telly?

I don't think you'd like it.

 

[Thora]

Ah, earl grey foam!

 

[8115]

Every time I've seen foam it's been collapsed, and looked like scum.

Just like now.

 

[inva]

Ah, earl grey foam!

it looked quite nice until he covered it all in that...

 

[8115]

Fish and vanilla sounds disgusting.

 

[wiskey]

Ohhh they are plums .... that would make more sense than tomatoes on a plate with cheesecake

 

[8115]

Do you think they ever go really over time and don't say? I reckon they must do.

 

[Part 2]

Adan seems to have it in the bag

 

[wiskey]

I dislike Adam

 

[Espresso]

This lad can only lose if the others all gang up on him and puree him.

 

[Part 2]

Or cover him in foam

 

[Orang Utan]

The thing that gets on my wick is that the person cooking tells us what they're cooking then the judges go into a huddle to tell us too, in case we missed it about half a second ago and then, about a fart's end later, whispering Sean Pertwee tells us the same bloody thing in a highly confidential manner.
Do they imagine that the audience for Masterchef has got the attention span of a half dead goldfish?
WE HEARD IT THE FIRST TIME.

Oh aye, and in this one - where we've got critics - we also have the critics telling us and then the bloody chef telling the critics (and us) once more over again another time.
Bloodyhellfire.

Oooh no, I always need a reminder!

 

[Orangesanlemons]

This Adam chap looks the real deal. To be 24 and cooking like that is no fucking joke - there's no flash, no pretension, no stupid combinations, just perfectly-cooked ingredients, well-presented and in harmony with each other.

Normally, talented chefs his age are spherifying or foaming whatever they can get their hands on, or presenting ten 'textures of' something you never wanted to eat in the first place (or chucking vanilla in everything). To find that combination of prescision, taste and restraint in someone so young in this trade is pretty unusual, trust me.

Very, very impressive....

 

[wiskey]

I still find him a bit grating

 

[DRINK?]

I like him seems a nice guy and stupidly talented it would seem. Why so many scots? Loads of them this year

 

[May Kasahara]

I thought foams went out in about 2009. Or are the current crop of would-be masterchefs simply being retro?

 

[belboid]

As soon as he'd done the invention n skills tests me n mrs b were going 'they should just put this Adam straight into the final.' He's streets ahead of anyone else, and only 24. Then again, we were going 'this is the most pointless edition ever' before Thursdays episode, it was so obvious Adam and young Nick were going to go through. But then Nick fucked it sooooo bad

 

[belboid]

Or cover him in foam

So they can slowly lick it off? Whipped creams a foam, y'know. As are meringues

 

[Quartz]

The problem with Adam is he gets flustered. He hasn't learned to maintain his composure.

 

[belboid]

Did you see what he knocked out when he was 'flustered'? Still pretty bloody amazing. I thought Wotsername, the female reviewer, was gonna cum when she was eating it, totally blown away.

 

[Quartz]

Did you see what he knocked out when he was 'flustered'?

Yes, but both she and Michel had to calm him down, didn't they? And I remember Greg calming him down earlier.

 

[Part 2]

Monica to Stephen "I bet your wife hates you."

Lovely.

 

[8115]

Broccoli ketchup

 

[Orang Utan]

I knew it. Twats

 

[Part 2]

Chef tomorrow looks to be a mard arse

 

[Boppity]

I'm glad they both went through!

 

[FiFi]

Bloody cop-out! Don't put BOTH through, make a decsion!

 

[colacubes]

Distinct lack of vanilla crime recently. I'd like vanilla to turn up in some more random savoury dishes. Like chicken curry or something.

 

[Boppity]

Distinct lack of vanilla crime recently. I'd like vanilla to turn up in some more random savoury dishes. Like chicken curry or something.

How about vanilla clay curry?

 

[Quartz]

Bloody cop-out! Don't put BOTH through, make a decsion!

It's TV suspense, innit? It's supposed to make us think that in one of the other semis neither will go through. But which one?