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Masterchef: The Professionals

The semi final in the beautiful horticultural place was amazing. And no Gregg present for that bit!
Maybe I’m more aware of it but in ten previous 2 episodes the contestants didn’t seem to care much about Wallace’s views and replaced the chefs far more.
 
Maybe I’m more aware of it but in ten previous 2 episodes the contestants didn’t seem to care much about Wallace’s views and replaced the chefs far more.

I don't think they ever really care what Gregg thinks tbh. He's not really there as a judge. They only want to impress the other two.
 
Maybe I’m more aware of it but in ten previous 2 episodes the contestants didn’t seem to care much about Wallace’s views and replaced the chefs far more.
Why wouldnt they...He's the only one in the room not able to find them work they'd seriously think about taking
 
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APOLOGISING DOESN’T GET TOUGHER THAN THIS!

Deary me, imagine living in a world that needs 'crisis PR consultants'. What a world we live in. And what it says is...who's next? Because you can bet your life there's a queue of these egotistical fuckers lining up to need 'crisis PR consultants'.
 
Messy man Michael was lucky to get as far as he did IMHO.
I liked how he stayed true to himself. He's a cook who wants to feed people. He knew full well that he was going out with that dish but was happy with it because it tasted good. I'm pretty sure he would agree with you that he was lucky to get that far. He'll never be a Michelin chef and I suspect that he doesn't want to be one.
 
I liked how he stayed true to himself. He's a cook who wants to feed people. He knew full well that he was going out with that dish but was happy with it because it tasted good. I'm pretty sure he would agree with you that he was lucky to get that far. He'll never be a Michelin chef and I suspect that he doesn't want to be one.
He could have made it look a little less like cat sick though.
 
Deary me, imagine living in a world that needs 'crisis PR consultants'. What a world we live in. And what it says is...who's next? Because you can bet your life there's a queue of these egotistical fuckers lining up to need 'crisis PR consultants'.

The PR agency I used to work for had a whole dedicated team for crisis management.... it's an art form (a filthy one). They're on call 24/7. Pushing that story from the front page to p.14 and then, bang... it's gone altogether. Clearly Wallace either didn't have those people or just flagrantly ignored them. Although my agency was representing big firms rather than individuals, but surely the beeb must have had a crisis team swooping on it. It's a masterclass in how not to manage it though.
 
We will just have to struggle through the festive period without his witty repartee.

One PR success seems to be the narrative changing from Gregg was forced to step away to Gregg has decided to step away. It's nice of him to decide something that he had to do anyway.
 
As the Christmas specials sound like the sleb version (my least favourite by some way) on steroids, I'm not too gutted personally.

I would have been if they'd pulled the current Professionals one right as it gets to the finals, though!
 
I really hate the stupid justification/personal theme they have to do all the time. Who gives a fuck why you want to cook a pigeon - just cook it. They must just make it up most of the time.

Every British tv show is like that and fuck me it’s tiring. “Oh I’m on a journey because I was born with ten toes and one tooth”
 
New allegations about inappropriate touching… floodgates truly opened.

Bin him off and get someone new on Masterchef so the show can go on!
 
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